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Carry on Screaming!
Talbot Rothwell
1966
2 Aaaargh! Aaaargh! Aaaargh! Aaaaargh! Aaargh! - What's the matter? What did I do? - Well, what was that funny noise? W-W-What funny noise? ...Rate it:

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Carry On Cabby
Talbot Rothwell
1963
Wotcha, mate! Oi, where's the funeral, then? Watch it, mate, she's got out of the box. (Chuckles) Don't do that when you take your test, mate, ...Rate it:

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Carry On... Up the Khyber
Talbot Rothwell
1968
India, 1895. The most precious gem in the far-flung belly of the Great British Empire. Here the British rulers and their memsahibs enjoyed a li...Rate it:

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Carry on Camping
Talbot Rothwell
1969
...and in spite of all she'd heard, Sally was quite unprepared for the sight that met her eyes, as she looked out of her tent on this first mor...Rate it:

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Carry on Dick
Talbot Rothwell
1974
In the year 1750, England was going through a period of lawlessness unprecedented in her history. Highwaymen terrorised the roads. Footpads and...Rate it:

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Carry on Jatta
Naresh Kathuria
2012
Fake lawyer! Don't you feel ashamed calling yourself a lawyer? l wish you also lose your house. And then you also have to live as a tenant like...Rate it:

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Carry on Again Doctor
Talbot Rothwell
1969
(Woman screams) They've started early today. (Screams) Oh, hello. What is it, Miss Armitage? What's the matter? - (Whimpers) - I'm so sorry, ...Rate it:

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Carry on at Your Convenience
Talbot Rothwell
1971
# Three old ladies locked in the lavatory! Four matching pairs. Blue and green washbasins for Carter's, Aberdeen. Check. Two princess suites c...Rate it:

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Carry on Behind
Dave Freeman
1975
TANNOY: Getting To The Bottom Of Things at 8pm tonight. A film show and lecture on archaeological digging by Professor Roland Crump, the distin...Rate it:

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Carry on Cleo
Talbot Rothwell
1964
(Narrator) 'This is Cleopatra, the fabulous queen of the Nile, 'whose only resemblance to an iceberg 'is that no more than one tenth of her is ...Rate it:

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Carry On Cowboy
Talbot Rothwell
1965
# carry on, cowboy # For to ride the range you iove # Across the wide prairie # With the burning sun above # Till you hang up your saddle # La...Rate it:

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Carry on Cruising
Norman Hudis
1962
(Ship's horn) Well, gentlemen, here we are just about to set sail on another cruise. For ten years we've run this ship together, steadily incre...Rate it:

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Carry on Doctor
Talbot Rothwell
1967
Dear friends! It's thinking. Think it! It's all in here. The triumph of mind over matter. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind....Rate it:

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Carry On Emmannuelle
Lance Peters
1978
# There's a woman in my life # Who doesn't care for a thing # She don't wanna go out dancing # She just loves to stay in # She just cares about...Rate it:

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Carry on England
David Pursall
1976
Here it is, gentlemen. The big problem. 13-13 Experimental Battery. I can tell you now, we've had orders to solve it from the top seat. You mea...Rate it:

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Carry on Girls
Talbot Rothwell
1973
And since I am strongly of the opinion... ...that we are already providing more than enough entertainment for visitors, I wish to propose the mo...Rate it:

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Carry On Henry
Talbot Rothwell
1971
# Big band version of Greensleeves # Solemn drum roll # Trumpet fanfare Oh, come on. What's keeping her? You know the Queen, sire. Never on ti...Rate it:

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Carry on Jack
Talbot Rothwell
1963
We must have more men, Hardy, more men. When you get back, tell them. Tell them we need more men. We need a bigger Navy. We must have more rec...Rate it:

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Carry On Loving
Talbot Rothwell
1970
# Swinging wedding medley Bye-bye, my old lad, and thanks for a smashing weekend. Wonderful company, lovely food and your wife makes love magni...Rate it:

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Carry On Matron
Talbot Rothwell
1972
There it is, Finisham Hospital - our next job. - What? A maternity hospital? That's it. Headquarters of the famous Pudding Club. - What have t...Rate it:

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Carry on Nurse
Patrick Cargill
1959
RADIO: Silver Maid keeping ahead in front of Dasher and Boy Blue. But the favourite, Red Dice, is now lengths behind. He's right out of it. Ins...Rate it:

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Carry On Pickpocket
Barry Wong
1982
With lot of luck, Let's go! Which wicket is for current account? Over there, Sir. Which wicket is for saving account? Wicket NO.6. Mr, Chen, ...Rate it:

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Carry on Regardless
Norman Hudis
1961
We'll have to bung the advert in again, Miss Cooling. I can't understand it, Mr Handy. Not a single reply. We're supposed to open today. We'll...Rate it:

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Carry On Sergeant
Norman Hudis
1958
# MENDELSSOHN: Wedding March "Congratulations. May all your troubles be little ones and remember, the first 10 years are the worst. With love f...Rate it:

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