Carry On Emmannuelle

# There's a woman in my life

# Who doesn't care for a thing

# She don't wanna go out dancing

# She just loves to stay in

# She just cares about good loving

#Never leaves me alone

# If I'm not prepared for action

# She goes out on her own

# The woman is love crazy

# She's loving all night

# The woman is love crazy

# Won't stop for a bite

# The woman is love crazy

# She's out on her own

# Sometimes I work so hard

# I wish she'd leave me alone

# The woman is love crazy

# She's loving all night

# The woman is love crazy

# Won't stop for a bite

# The woman is love crazy

# She's out on her own

# Sometimes it gets so hard

# I just don't wanna go home

# If the feeling ever takes her

# She don't care where we are

# It's good loving in the disco

# It's good loving in the car

Madam... champagne?

Or is there anything madam would?

(Sighs)

Steward?

Steward?

Are you coming?

Oh, dear!

Oh, dear!

# I wish the woman liked dancing

# I wish she played the guitar

# I'd like to teach her a new game

# I feel a bit under par

# I wish she played the piano

# Before my knees hit the floor

# I've got to get her to slow down

# I think I've had it for sure

# The woman is love crazy

# She's loving all night

# The woman is love crazy

# Won't stop for a bite

# The woman is love crazy

# She's out on her own

# Sometimes I work so hard

# I wish she'd leave it all alone

# The woman is love crazy

# She's loving all night

# The woman is love crazy

# Won't stop for a bite

# The woman is love crazy

# She's out on her own

# Sometimes it gets so hard

# I just don't wanna go home

# The woman is love crazy

# She's loving all night

# The woman is love crazy

# Won't stop for a bite

# The woman is love crazy

# She's out on her own

# Sometimes I work so hard

# I wish she'd leave me alone

Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.

I thought it was vacant.

Oh, my God!

I think I'd better go.

Um, how do you do? How do you do?

Yes. My name's er...

Theodore Valentine.

You know, when the flight's over,

you must come and have tea with me.

You'd love Mother.

She'd... she'd love you.

She... she's very...

(Tuts)

Mother makes me wear them. The weather...

Ooh!

My glasses! Where...

Oh, crikey!

(Unzipping)

Mummy! Ooh!

What is the purpose

of your visit to the United Kingdom?

(French accent) I beg your pardon?

I'm still deaf from the flying.

We are having to be very careful

who we are letting into this country, you know.

How did you get in?

- Oh, blimey! I'm totally British.

- May I have the question again, please?

What is the purpose

of your visit to the United Kingdom?

To make ze friends, with ze British.

Is the purpose of your visit

business or pleasure?

Pleasure, definitely.

Ah, then you are here as a tourist?

I'm being reunited with my husband

after a long separation.

(Clears throat) Where is your husband now?

He's probably in the bath.

No, no. I mean,

is he already in the United Kingdom?

Oh, yes. For a long time.

- And how long do you intend to stay?

- With my husband?

No, in our United Kingdom?

Does it matter? I am an EEC citizen.

What are you going to be doing here?

A little bit of this,

and a little bit of that.

Oh, please. You must not be doing that.

You are giving me naughty thoughts.

Good.

Er, will you be seeking employment?

- I hope not.

- What is your husband's occupation?

I am.

Oh, dearie me! How does he earn his living?

Ah, oui! In the service of his country.

Could you be more explicit, please?

Oh, oui, monsieur.

I can be very explicit.

About your husband.

He is a very...

How you say?

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