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Can't Hardly Wait
Deborah Kaplan
1998		Oh, my God. Matt. Vicki just told me about this huge party tonight. - No way. Where? - Dude, there's a huge party tonight. - Cool. We crashin'?...Rate it:

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Can't Take It Back
Matt Shechmeister
2017		1 [ wind blowing ] - [ typing ] - GIRL: No, no, no, no. I said I was sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Conan O'Brien Can't Stop
Unknown
2011		I think these people get on these cars thinking they're gonna see... "There's Brad Pitt. He's sweeping off the sidewalk in front of his house....Rate it:

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Dead Wrong: How Psychiatric Drugs Can Kill Your Child
Unknown
2010		Matthew was a very loved child. He was an 18-year-old American boy like everybody else in this country is. Normal boy. When he was born he was ...Rate it:

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Dreams That Money Can Buy
Hans Richter
1947		Party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as "Joe", to party of the second part, hereinafter referred to as "Me", witness the third part...Rate it:

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Eating Out: All You Can Eat
Phillip J. Bartell
2009		- Come, come to me, mi hijo. - Tiffani, you are crying. Why, my darling? - Oh, Ernesto, it's just I've been with so many men. - Have there b...Rate it:

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Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
Gus Van Sant
1993		INT. CAVE NIGHT There is a huge ancient hourglass made of animal skins, and acorns plop through the waist of the ho...Rate it:

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Even Lovers Get The Blues
Laurent Micheli
2016		1 Good evening. It's like Siberia out here... Stick the heating on! What are you doing? I'm eating you. It's getting late... That's great! ...Rate it:

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For Better or For Worse
Diann Hunt
2014		1 [] [DOOR BELL JINGLES] LOVELY. VERY NICE. PERFECT. OKAY, JUST BE CAREFUL LOADING IT IN THE VAN. THANK YOU. BETTY, THE CENTERPIECES ARE ...Rate it:

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Get a Clue
Alana Sanko
2002		- Hey, sunshine. - Morning, Jen. - Awake yet? - Now I am. - Hey. - Hi. So, what's your outfit du jour? I've narrowed it down to two. Ready?...Rate it:

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Get a Horse!
Lauren MacMullan
2013		Whoopee! Yoo hoo! Minnie! - Make way for the future! - Hey! - Mickey! - Minnie! I'm gonna knock you right into next week! Huh? - Hey! - ...Rate it:

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Get a Job
Kyle Pennekamp
2016		You know what My first memory? two I feel special, The first time defequei, I cheered, When we are drawing in crayon, It was like a Picasso,...Rate it:

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Get Hard
Jay Martel
2015		Buenos dias, Cecelio! Sir, I'm just saying, your ad says, "Bad credit, no problem." So can you define "no problem"? Because me not getting this...Rate it:

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Get on the Bus
Reggie Rock Bythewood
1996		- What? - Yo, dog, I ain't going. I'm getting on that bus. Now that means you are getting on that bus. We look stupid! Oh, now you want to be...Rate it:

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Get Out Alive
Shevon Singh
2016		1 ( Horn honking ) Honey, off the phone, let's go. Hon, the limo is here... finally. What the hell is he doing? He's just sitting there. I do...Rate it:

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Get Over It!
R. Lee Fleming Jr.
2001		She saw me first completely naked. We were only seven, but yet I have such feeling. I played for first time doctors and nurses with her. She ...Rate it:

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Get pumped
Ghost boii
1355		Hi how Anna, Elsa It's time to go to bed! Oh no, he got struck by an evil spell Quick Elsa, make a prince, a mighty one Oh no, the prince is stuck ...Rate it:

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Get Real
Patrick Wilde
1998		[Birds Twittering] [Man Narrating] I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. That was when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made. Re...Rate it:

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