Get Hard

Buenos dias, Cecelio!

Sir, I'm just saying, your ad says,

"Bad credit, no problem."

So can you define "no problem"?

Because me not getting this loan

is a problem.

I'm sorry. That's why I'm asking you to...

- Sorry, Daddy.

- That's okay, but that's just nasty.

No, no, no. Not you, sir.

Listen to this. What if I have everything

I need except the $30,000?

Keep calm? Sir. Sir. Can you...?

Ma'am. Okay. I couldn't tell.

Aren't you supposed to be a

predatory lender? Then prey on me!

Okay? You're a lion, I'm a gazelle.

Okay, fine. Fine. Do you know what?

I'm putting my daughter on the phone.

Explain to her why she has to go to

school in a gangbanger school district...

...where they're murdering kids. Murdering!

Here, you tell her.

Hey, baby, do what I showed you.

- Why do you want me to get murdered?

- No.

"Murdered.

Why do you want me to get murdered?"

They hung up.

Because you're

not doing what I told you to.

- You are sick.

- I'm not sick. It's called desperate.

Baby, all we have to do is keep saving.

I just need some love.

Can you just hug me?

Just kiss me?

- Any better?

- Awkward.

Come on.

Get your juice, and your book bag.

I told you to hit the bull's-eye.

How hard is it to cry, Makayla?

"Murder. Murder."

- Watch out.

- Move, old man.

Is that weed?

Hey, I want you to be safe, okay?

Listen to me. Listen to me.

You're not gonna be at this school forever.

Daddy's working on it. I love you.

- I love you too.

- All right.

Don't worry. - Kind of hard

not to worry. You're my daughter.

- Come on, dear.

- Hey, watch it!

Matter of time. Matter of time.

- I kick, James!

- Yeah.

Move!

- Hey, babe!

- Watch this, honey.

Watch this.

Whoo! Look at that kick!

Good job, James!

Oh...

Good job, guys.

We're all working hard today. Mm.

Ah...

You looked good out there,

my big strong fianc.

Jaoa says I need to focus on

bringing my power into the world.

F***!

Maybe I can help.

You...

...are a great man, James King.

Do me on the new house.

Did it get bigger?

Yeah, it did, baby.

It's the dick of a king. It's your scepter.

- No.

- Yeah.

No, I mean the house.

The king needs his castle, James.

Ten thousand square feet.

Seven bedrooms.

Two kitchens.

Infinity pool.

Is that a guesthouse for the guesthouse?

Well, in case our guests have guests.

And you have so many friends, baby.

Don't you, Mr. Popular?

So powerful.

So you don't think it's too much house,

do you?

James, seriously?

I mean, you wanna raise a family

in this house?

- Well, yes.

- In this...

...house?

No!

No, this house is a shithole!

Look...

...there's winners

and there's losers, James.

It's what drives this country.

All right? People look at what you have...

...and they want it.

They want your huge house.

And they want...

...your hot, hot...

- ...wife.

- So hot.

- Who's the king?

- I am.

Are you the king?

How much money you gonna make today?

- Enough to choke a baby.

- That's right.

- Yeah, are you a winner?

- Yes, I'm a winner.

- Whose tits are these?

- They're my tits.

These are the king's tits!

- The king's titties.

- That's right.

- Is it a king's dick?

- It's slightly above average.

Yeah? You gotta stake your claim, James.

Yes! You gotta stake it!

Stake my claim.

Oh, come on, baby.

Do me like a billionaire!

You. You, right there, with the hat.

I don't care

Hey, boss man, did you get that text?

I sent you a text yesterday.

Surprise!

The boss is here.

Maybe it's time that we act

like we got work to do.

We got 40 cars and we got eight hours

of the air down here!

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