Get Out Alive

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( Horn honking )

Honey, off the phone, let's go.

Hon, the limo is here... finally.

What the hell is he doing?

He's just sitting there.

I don't know.

First he's late and

now he's being a jerk.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Just grab the bags and let's get going.

This prick can forget about a tip.

Just hurry up.

Domestic terminal.

And step on it.

By the way, thanks for

the help with the bags.

Jerk.

Never again are we hiring this company.

This is ridiculous.

You know who recommended them?

Who?

Ron.

Don't ever listen to Ron!

Oh my God, Ron.

This is classic Ron.

It's the same Ron who said

he'd get me on the golf course

for half price.

( Laughs )

Ron.

You know what happened that day?

I paid for four people

to go at full price.

Well, if you close this business deal,

we can buy our own golf course.

You know who won't be playing

on our course?

Ron.

Shouldn't we have taken this turn-off?

Hey! What the hell are you doing?

You're going the wrong way.

Turn around.

What's your problem?

Turn around.

If we miss this flight,

I'm going to have you fired, jerk!

This is unacceptable.

Unacceptable.

Who does he think he is?

Where are we?

What's up with this guy?

I don't know,

it looks like we're in some

kind of industrial park.

Will, do something.

You've pushed this too far!

I'm calling the cops.

Jackie, something weird is going on.

Oh, my God! They have guns!!!

Will, they have guns!!!

Are you crazy?!!!

Please, take what you want,

just don't hurt us!

If this is a kidnapping,

I can get you money!

We don't want your money.

What is it?

You're worth more dead than alive.

( Gun shots )

So after hacking into the satellite,

I was able to download loads of data

and a clear pattern emerged.

The eyes in the sky

are fixated on coordinates

with very distinctive

radioactive signatures,

and why is that?

Aliens!

Mrs. Forrester...

Call me Lucy.

Did you hear what I just said?

Aliens could be watching right now.

All my theories are true.

I hacked into the satellites...

Court order, no hacking,

no computer access.

We live in the 21st century,

and you're my lawyer.

That's why I hired you,

to stop the government

conspiracy against me.

And as your lawyer,

it's my job to keep you out of jail!

No computers?

That's like Lord of the Rings

with no Gandalf.

Ok, relax.

Take a deep breath.

I am here for you.

That is why I'm seeing you

on short notice at my house.

I promise, I will get

that order rescinded

as soon as I get back.

How do I know you're not just

saying this to keep me calm,

but in fact you're planning

on moving to Europe

and working with the world bank and...

There's no conspiracy here,

and I am not moving to Europe.

I am here for you.

That is why I took your case

pro-bono because

I believe that you have a voice,

so you've just got to trust me.

Ok, I will see you next week.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ok.

Ok.

Hey, you ready to go?

Just about.

You ok?

Mmmhmm.

You know, we don't have to go

if you don't want to go.

I know.

I just think it'd be good

for us to get away,

you know, with some new friends.

Sure.

Great.

I'll be outside.

See ya.

"Welcome to Second Chance

Retreat, where couples

go to grow love."

Wow, really?

They need a new catch phrase.

It's not about the catch phrase, Greg.

It's about the experience.

That doesn't sound any better.

It's like any other vacation,

only you get to work

on your relationship.

You do realize you said

"vacation" and "work"

in the same sentence?

Trust us.

A couple's retreat can work wonders.

It's the secret to our happiness.

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