Get a Job

Synopsis: Life after college graduation is not exactly going as planned for Will and Jillian who find themselves lost in a sea of increasingly strange jobs. But with help from their family, friends and coworkers they soon discover that the most important (and hilarious) adventures are the ones that we don't see coming.
83 min

You know what

My first memory?


I feel special,

The first time defequei,

I cheered,

When we are drawing in crayon,

It was like a Picasso,

Golden Seals for everyone,

C + in Physical Education?

exemplary frequency?

Hey, here's 100 bucks,

When we got a new phase

in the game, we won the Olympics,

For children of my generation,

Strike three means one thing,

Take your base,

Care, world, here we go,

Subpack by:


Here it is, Closer, closer,


Look at this,

You are so cute together,


So, Jillian, Will told us

to start working

Johnson & Johnson,

This is fantastic!


Yes, I'm excited to get started,

Sales Analyst

It seems incredible,

Junior Sales Analyst,

But the "Junior" is only until Christmas,

And Will finally getting paid

in LA Weekly,

Very good, you two,

I know, I told you,

We are a power couple,

Will, here is a

little help to get started,

Thanks Dad, Thank you mom,

Will, I told you

which was my first job?

Tomato was stacking boxes

in a warehouse?


It should be about 40 degrees

inside that warehouse,

- You know what made me endure?

- Air conditioning?

Air conditioning,

There was an office that had

loud air conditioning,

It was the warehouse supervisor,

And I told myself there:

I do not know how I'll do,

but I am able to that office,

That guy does not enfartou, Dad?

It was an aneurysm,

The point is that I worked

to be responsible for the entire network

of supplies from North America,

I am proof that there is nothing

you can not achieve,


And that's why I say

this bid LA Weekly

It is only a stepping stone for me

because it will dominate

the network editing them,

I have videos, live blog,

interactive content,

I am creating my brand,


You spent the money

on a TV?

This is one of the largest TVs

available in the market today,

Seventy inches,


You want to know why we are not

living together? Example A,

Hey, J it?

It was his sister at graduation?

- No,

- Are you sure?

I saw, like, hugging their parents

and giving to your dad a ,,,

I mean, can you give me

her phone?

That's iPerseguidor?

It is iProcurador,

if you can take care of your things,

What is iPerseguidor?

The iProcurador?

It's just an application

I'm developing,

Imagine you have someone who wants to find

but do not want to be found,

Like, there's a girl,

and called her a million times

and she never returns your calls?

My application allows you

send a text message

and receive the exact

person's location,

then there is no place to hide,

sister Jillian,

no where,

No, I will not give you her number,

I will find your sister,

You will end in iCadeia,

iEstuprado being,

And I will give account

iPerseguidor the IP,

You even have a job,

I have a business degree,

Unlike you,

I have marketing skills,

Unlike you, I have a job,

I have nine interviews this week,

Today is Morgan Stanley ,,,

And Great Pacific,

I love you all, Stay safe,

- Good luck, man,

- Good luck,

Excuse me, ma'am?

Would you like to join me?

Hello, we met?

I'm Jillian,

Stop bugging me, Charlie,

Just once, smoke with me,

Open an exception,

We're celebrating,

Charlie managed a job today,

McDonald's or Taco Bell?

Chemistry teacher

in high school,

I'm sorry for our future,

Take me from behind! Take me!

Hey, Brian,

Hi, Will, Look good, man,

We do not have a job for you,

What you mean?

I say that we do not have a job for you,

We decreased,

Yes, but I'm perfect

for employment,

Sorry, Will, Thank you very much,

Look, Brian, I have three episodes

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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