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Fernando Di Leo
1976
LIVE LIKE A COP DIE LIKE A MAN Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas and Best wishes. You too. Help! Hold it, do you want to kil...Rate it:

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Jeff Hammer
2016
1 (skateboard rolling) (acoustic guitar) (gun firing) (panting) (coughing) (heavy breathing) (coughing) Shit. Things always got complicate...Rate it:

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Bart Baker
1992
All right now gentleman, bring me up to speed on your meeting With hallswell's people this morning. Senator, we're going to have to move fast t...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.
2011
[indistinct chatter] -- Louis! -- Louis! [indistinct chatter] [cheering] Alright, let's get started. Go ahead, sit down. Okay, yes, sit down...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.
2015
1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Unknown
2006
MADONNA Confessions Tour Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Born in Bay City, Michigan on August 16, 1958 at 7:05 AM Madonna is the third of six...Rate it:

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Unknown
1993
Your ticket, Monsieur. - Good evening, ma'am. -Eva! I'm so glad to see you! Eva... I was thinking that you gone back to America. -Servier've be...Rate it:

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Muriel Roy Bolton
1945
Here, wipe your feet, will you? And oblige me that have to clean up after you. Lodgers that can't pay their rent coming and going all day... p...Rate it:

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William Shakespeare
2012
When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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Unknown
2011
CHEERING Happy Halloween. This song was written by a band called the Vaselines. They're from Edinburgh, Scotland and they're very punk rock. # ...Rate it:

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Nick Chakwin
2016
1 Afternoon, sir. I'm here with the Dirby home improvement company. Do you have a moment to take a look at our top-of-the-line portable vacu...Rate it:

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Anusha Rizvi
2010
Brother. What if we lose our land? (Belches ) A river of colours paints this land With a trick in the dye at every bend A river of colours pai...Rate it:

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Jonathan Larson
2008
We begin on Christmas Eve with me, Mark, and my roommate, Roger. We live in an industrial loft on the corner of 11th Street and Avenue B. It's ...Rate it:

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Richard Pryor
1982
Ladies and gentlemen, live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor! We are gathered here today... to make sure... everyone eats. If not each other....Rate it:

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Richard Pryor
1979
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, thank you. Thank you much. Good evening. Waiting for the people to get from the bathroom. People are ...Rate it:

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Robin Williams
2002
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams! Thank you! Oh, please! Sit the fuck down! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, yes! O...Rate it:

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Robin Williams
2002
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams Thank you! Peace! Are you safe up there? Thank you! Thank you! ...Rate it:

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Ross Noble
2007
(# Heavy rock) (Cheering and applause) Thank you very much! Thank you! Ladies and gentlemen, keep your applause going for the duck head-buttin...Rate it:

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Ross Noble
2006
(Eerie, echoing music) (Applause and cheering) (Cheering and applause) - Thank you very much! Hello! - (Applause) Thank you very much! Hello! ...Rate it:

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Russell Howard
2009
(# Kasabian: Club Foot) (Cheering) Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome to the stage... Russell Howard! (Cheering) Hello! Well! Well, wel...Rate it:

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Mark Weisbrot
2009
Right. Something I never knew it. . . I know that there are dictators around the world. . . but you knew that some dictators today. . . appare...Rate it:

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Unknown
2007
PRIVATE SECURITY - Coffee's ready. - Thanks. You want it now but you never call me. I've called. Give it to me. Don't. It doesn't come off....Rate it:

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Eugene Jarecki
2012
A Gorsky Film Studios Production, Moscow Screenplay: I. Olshansky Direction: L. Kulidjanov, Yu. Segel Camera: V. Shumsky Sets: V. Bogomolov ...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009
Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...Rate it:

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