Are you safe up there?
OK. Good night! Thank you very much!
Let's have a cigarette, let's relax.
We are here in New York, fucking New York!
So that's the way you like it!
I'm over here!
I'm down here!
You've got mail. I hope you don't have stocks!
Don't be afraid!
It doesn't really work !
No shit, Jason?!
Moving right along...
Meanwhile, Michael is protesting...
I don't know, baby...
That for me was like you're pushing the term, my man!
- What are you doing? - I'm the best man!
Honey, you gotta pick a race first.
You were Diana Ross. Now you just left it all behind.
Michael, you're not a freak. You're just surgically enhanced...
If you go to Neverland, it says:
"You must be this high to ride Michael"
even rats are going, 'Man, that guy's quick!'
From the Don King School of hair processing...
Sorry, my lips just went...
And now people are going: "I've got a cure for this!"
But then you have to the whole...
"Someone bless America!"
"In Gates We Trust"!
Monopoly is just a game, senator.
Have you seen Windows Millenium?
Right now it's Information Technology.
And when you're sucking on the tit, I have you by the
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