Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies

Synopsis: Recorded at Brighton Dome as part of his twice extended sell-out Dingledodies tour (which played to over 125,000 people), the show sees the star of Mock the Week (BBC Two) and Russell ...
Director(s): Russell Howard
77 min

(# Kasabian:
Club Foot)


Ladies and gentlemen...

please welcome to the stage...

Russell Howard!




Well, well, well!

That was a fairly nice welcome.

Thank you very much!

l love it here. l love Brighton, it's fantastic.

What l love is how people go,

''F***in' watch out! lt's full of poofs.''


''They'll get you!''

- ''They'll get me?''

- (Laughter)

''They're gays, not ninjas.

- ''They're not gonna...''

- (Laughter)

''..leap out of the window, bum me and

escape on a death slide, l'll be all right.''

- lt's not like that!

- (Laughter)

You don't drive into Brighton and have gay

men banging their wangs against your car.

Stop it, you beasts! (Honks)

Stop it!

# l am what l am!

Cock-waggling bastards!


There's just a few of them

and they're very nice.

l like it here. You had a good day?

How's Brighton? ls it fun?

What's the best thing about Brighton?

- (Man) Leaving!

- Leaving?


Well, it's gonna be a lovely gig

when the crowd are funnier than l am!

''l'll deal with this everybody.

Leavin'. Have that.

''l'm Terry. l don't f*** around

with my heckles. l just get the job done!''


- What do you do, mate?

- l'm a sales manager.

Oh, you're up there?

What do you sell? How aggressive.

''Whatever they f***in' want.

That's what l sell.

''Oi! Old lady!''


''You're gonna buy an iPhone, all right?''


''You're gonna buy five of them.''


She's quite a crippled old lady.

You son of a b*tch!

- What do you sell?

- Mercedes.


- Do you f***! Look at you!

- (Laughter)

''Mercedes!'' That's just the name

of one of your prostitutes.

''Mercedes, Debonair...''

The Brighton pimp.

''She's Mercedes.

''She'll wank you off and give you

a Ferrero Rocher and pop it up your arse.''

- (Laughter)

- Bit much that, bit much.

You all looked so...

''Ah! No, l don't think so.

''We don't put Ferrero Rochers up people...''

Has anyone ever had that?

As if you'd admit to it on a DVD.

''l'm doing it now! Oh!''

l've often thought, sexually, it'd be quite nice,

you know when water's in your ear...

l'll start the gig in a minute by the way.

You know when water leaves your ear?

lt's one of those rare moments in life

you don't give a sh*t you're like... Ah! Oh!

lmagine having sex

whilst water was leaving your ear.

How good would that feel? Ah! Ah!

You'd have to tell your partner.

That would really freak him out

if you start...

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Here come the latecomers.

- Just one man on his own.

- (Booing)

And look at the way you're

holding your hands like that, just...

You've got T-shirts on that say

''l love Russell'', girls. That's...

Yep, OK, it's quite nice.


A little bit weird at the same time.

And, lucky, you're sat next to the nutters!

There you go!

''We've done drawings of him and

we've made little Russells out of pineapple.''

Why were you late? Please don't

make it anything bad. What happened?

- Why were you late?

- l'm just late.

- ''Nothing, l'm just late. Deal with it.''

- (Laughter)

''You're not my real dad. Grow up.

''l had to mow my plentiful lawn.

F*** you, Howard, and all you stand for.''

Just edging, before... Rrrrr!

''l'll be there when l'm there, OK?''

What do you do?

l like you. l like your confidence.

''l was just late, Russ.''

What were you doing?

What made you late?

- Drinking.

- Lovely stuff! Excellent!


l've gotta go see that dick, haven't l?''

''Yeah, yeah, l'll go, l'll go.''

''Just one more.''

''All right, one more.

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Russell Howard

Russell Joseph Howard (born 23 March 1980) is an English comedian, television presenter, radio presenter and actor, best known for his TV shows Russell Howard's Good News and The Russell Howard Hour and his appearances on the topical panel TV show Mock the Week. He won "Best Compère" at the 2006 Chortle Awards and was nominated for an if.comedy award for his 2006 Edinburgh Festival Fringe show. Howard cited comedians Lee Evans, Richard Pryor and Frank Skinner as influences. more…

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