Richard Pryor: Live in Concert

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Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, thank you.

Thank you much.

Good evening.

Waiting for the people

to get from the bathroom.

People are in there pissing,

wait, the sh*t done started.

Damn.

What's happening, blood.

Right on.

Jesus Christ, look at

the white people rushing back.

White people don't care, jack,

just come out anyways.

Say f*** it, we're going,

I don't give a sh*t.

You n*ggers taking a chance

Being in long beach,

though, jack.

I saw the police

had some brother jacked up

When we was coming in here,

The n*gger's hands way up here,

talking about, huh, what.

And they're searching and sh*t.

Bet they take him away to jail.

Going to jail in long beach

is a mother f***er, though.

Where you at?

I'm in long beach.

Sh*t, we arent coming' down

there to get your ass out.

White people,

this is the fun part for me,

When the white people come back

after intermission

And find out n*ggers

have stolen their seats.

White people say,

Uh, wearer we

sitting here, dear.

Wearer we, uh,

I believe we,

uh, we were sitting here,

Uh, wearer we?

Yes, we were sitting

right there, yes.

Well, you arent sitting here

now, mother f***er.

You ever notice

how nice white people get

When there's a bunch

of n*ggers around.

Right, they get outside

they talk to everybody, right.

They say hi, how you doing!

I don't know you,

but here's my wife, hello!

What you taking my picture for?

Who are you going to show it to?

They say, I got a picture

of Richard Pryor.

Who gives a f***.

Sit your ass down!

Mother f***er, sit down.

You know you arent got

no film in the camera.

You're just bull shitting,

just flashing,

Isnt nothing but flashes.

Sit your ugly ass down.

Thank you.

Thank you.

And right to your seat, "exit. "

No, it's funny, though, man,

white people be funny.

And you ever notice

Like you'll be

the only n*gger someplace

And you go with white people,

they be funky.

Right, they be, they be now,

You want to move out of the way,

fella, excuse me,

Thank you very much.

Taking up all the f***ing area,

Jesus Christ.

And n*ggers gorilla

they way in a place, man.

We saw about

eight dead white people

When we was coming in,

Still had tickets in their hand.

N*ggers are just running

over them getting in here.

Move out the way,

mother f***er, sh*t.

You arent seen a n*gger

in three years,

What the f*** you talking about.

Sure, go ahead,

sure, cut in,

Sure, it's okay.

What do you want, trouble?

There's a whole bunch of them.

They could be cousins

or anything.

Some white dudes

you cut in front of

Don't play that sh*t,

though, right.

You cut in front of them,

all right, cut the sh*t.

Just cut the f***ing crap,

all of you.

I love when white dudes

get mad and cuss, right,

Cause you all are

some funny mother f***ers

When you cuss, right.

They'll be saying sh*t like,

yeah, come on, Peckerhead.

Come on, you f***ing jerk off,

come on.

Son of a b*tch, come on.

Yeah, you f***ing-A-Right,

buddy.

N*gger's will be talking

about buddy this.

Yeah.

You want to buddy something,

buddy up on this here.

Black men will

grab them d*cks, jack.

I don't care, n*ggers will be

walking down the street,

They're going to

hold their dick, jack.

What's happen, bro,

arent nothing to it, sh*t.

You know how it is,

Im just hanging on.

Even Andrew young,

he grab his dick, right.

He be talking to the president

of the united states,

Andrew young,

Uh, Mr. President,

Now, we got to talk

some serious sh*t now, really.

Excuse me, Mrs. Canter.

Oh, that's all right.

Bigger than a peanut.

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