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Melvin Frank
1966
"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Robert Redlin
1990
I WONDER WHERE I'LL BE TOMORROW. I WONDER WHY I DIDN'T STAY WHERE I WAS A WEEK AGO AND A THOUSAND MILES FROM HERE. I WONDER WHETHER I SHOUL...Rate it:

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Tinto Brass
1967
Pop, the 12th one. Open. - May I open? - Open. Is he your husband, madam? Ok, Pop. He died instantly, miss Burroughs. By a concussion. So ...Rate it:

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Spike Lee
2014
Church, let's bow our heads for a brief prayer for our recently departed Bishop Enoch. - He's in a better place now. - Pray for his lovely fami...Rate it:

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Jeff Grace
2016
1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Bob Greene
1990
Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Leonard Gershe
1957
(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Jeffrey Boam
1988
FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Michael Haneke
1997
Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Michael Haneke
2007
Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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Harry Basil
2006
Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Judd Apatow
2009
MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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Carlo Allen
2015
1 Come on, it's my turn. - It's my turn. - I don't care, you've had it forever. You're not playing fair! Don't be a sore loser. If you cannot...Rate it:

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Jacob Hendriks
2011
When? -What does it matter? When you weren't at home! What CD is that? - It's just this... We played this at my mum and dad's funeral. You wer...Rate it:

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Henry Farrell
1964
This house, this plantation, this whole damned parish belonged to my family before your people stepped aboard the stinking cattle boats that b...Rate it:

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Anna Boden
2010
EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr
2016
Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...Rate it:

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Kevin Hart
2010
1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...Rate it:

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Mike Leigh
1990
Alright Suzi are you ready? Just a little bit that way darling, that's it Ok after four One, two, three, four Stretch Yeah Round, stretch ...Rate it:

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John Paxton
1944
I remember you as a noisy little fellow, son. All of a sudden, you get quiet. Is your book of answers lost, or are you waiting for your lawyer? ...Rate it:

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Keisuke Yoshida
2013
1 We've really never met? I swear I've seen you before Oh, you're a celebrity? No, I'm not Really? I feel there must be something Okay, your...Rate it:

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Hiner Saleem
2013
Say the prayer my brother. Say that Allah is the only one. Allah is the greatest. Dear gentlemen! Since April 2003, Kurdistan is free. Saddam ...Rate it:

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Peter Bogdanovich
2014
I believe in happy endings. And it's the only thing that's ever made sense to me. You know, I used to lock myself in my room and watch all the...Rate it:

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Sakina bouzeg
2049
-middle of episode, the hero has gotten captured by the villain and the threat of losing their loved one is imminent- *laughs* Villain- Me! I'v...Rate it:

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