Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny

Synopsis: "Seriously Funny" stars Kevin Hart performing in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio - where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy. In this unforgettable night of comedy, Kevin is in rare form and funny as ever!
Director(s): Shannon Hartman
Production: Lionsgate
72 min


( audience cheering )

( hip-hop music playing )


Yeah, Cleveland.

What's up, Cleveland?

How you all feeling?

Everybody good?

Y'all good?

Everybody straight?

Cold as sh*t out

this b*tch, ain't it?

I don't like that--

All this snow.

I don't like that sh*t.

Y'all got that slushy sh*t,

that slipping snow.

Hey, look--

God damn it.

There's slush.

There's slush right there.

Watch the slush.

I don't like that sh*t.

Y'all ain't supposed to

have snow out here.

I don't like that sh*t.

Y'all ain't supposed to

have snow out here.

Good year for y'all though.

Right now got--

Before I even get started,

shouts out to--


( woman shouts )

- Hey, sugar foot.

How you doing?

How you doing, sweetie?

Get it out now.

Before we get started,

shouts out to my man Shaq

up front showing love.

The cavs.

( cheering )

My man LeBron in the house.

Shout out to our boy

LeBron in the house.

It's a good year for y'all.

A good year for y'all.

Y'all might do it.

Y'all might do it.

Y'all might do it.

Y'all might do it.

All right, y'all got me

up here for a while, all right?

And this time--

About an hour.

I'm gonna be up here

about an hour.

Now in this time y'all gonna

hear a lot of stuff.

I'm not gonna lie to y'all.

Don't judge me.

I don't want nobody

judging me.

I love to be honest

when I'm on stage.

I talk about things that

I know-- My family, my kids.

I love to talk

about my babies.

Two babies--

Little boy and little girl.

Now I used to talk about

my son being a dumb baby.

I used to.

I'm serious, I did.

I thought my baby

was a dumb baby.

But now I've realized he's not

dumb, he just does dumb sh*t.

Like, I don't like the way

my son throws his tantrums.

Like, I don't like the way

my son throws his tantrums.

You know, when a baby

throws a tantrum

he's supposed to fall out,

cry, roll on the ground.

That's a tantrum.

This is not a joke,

this is for real.

This is what my son does

when he gets mad.

I'm not lying.

Don't make me laugh. Look.

This is what he do.

He goes...

This is what he do.

He go...

It's the most retarded thing

I've ever seen in my life.

I can't say nothing.

I got to wait till he's finished

then explain to people

what happened.

then explain to people

what happened.

He got an attitude

'cause he can't get no candy.

My baby is weird, man.

When he gets mad

he gets in the oven.

I swear to God.

He gets in the oven.

Then get an attitude with me

when I get him out.

Boy, get your ass

out of the damn oven.

Get your ass out of the oven

before I turn it on.

When I say that he go,

"hot. Hot.

That thing hot, daddy."

I love him

to death though, man.

Two-- A little boy

and little girl.

Now my daughter,

Two-- A little boy

and little girl.

Now my daughter,

my daughter's

a different ballgame.

My daughter's spoiled, man.

About to be five.

Spoiled. I'm not gonna lie.

I spoil her.

That's what I'm supposed to do.

She's at that age now

though where she knows.

She knows how to play me

and her mom against each other.

She knows how to make us fight.

Here's how she got me

in trouble the other day.

She came in the room,

she hit me with the soft voice.

She's like, "dad,

can I have a cookie?"

I said, "yeah, baby.

Let's go get a cookie."

I start walking

towards the kitchen.

Out of nowhere

all I hear is,

"don't give her

no goddamn cookie!"

Scared the sh*t out of me.

I stopped.

I didn't know what it was.

I thought it was Jesus at first.

I didn't know what it was.

I thought it was Jesus at first.

I went, "why can't she

have a cookie, Jesus?

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Kevin Hart

Kevin Darnell Hart (born July 6, 1979) is an American comedian, TV host, and actor. Born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Hart began his career by winning several amateur comedy competitions at clubs throughout New England, culminating in his first real break in 2001 when he was cast by Judd Apatow for a recurring role on the TV series Undeclared. The series lasted only one season, but he soon landed other roles in films such as Paper Soldiers (2002), Scary Movie 3 (2003), Soul Plane (2004), In the Mix (2005), and Little Fockers (2010). Hart's comedic reputation continued to grow with the release of his first stand-up album, I'm a Grown Little Man (2008), and performances in the films Think Like a Man (2012), Grudge Match (2013), Ride Along (2014) and its sequel Ride Along 2 (2016), About Last Night (2014), Get Hard (2015), Central Intelligence (2016), The Secret Life of Pets (2016), Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017), and Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017). He also released four more comedy albums, Seriously Funny in 2010, Laugh at My Pain in 2011, Let Me Explain in 2013, and What Now? in 2016. In 2015, Time Magazine named Hart one of the 100 most influential people in the world on the annual Time 100 list. He starred as himself in the lead role of Real Husbands of Hollywood. more…

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