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Jeff Dunham
2006		(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2007		Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

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Remy Patato
1999		gs] Squidward: Whatever. [Jess comes up and tells Squidward what he wants and Squidward relays order to SpongeBob] Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat b...Rate it:

(4.50 / 4 votes)

Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

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David Mamet
1992		SCENE ONE A booth at a Chinese restaurant, Williamson and Levene are seated at the booth. LEVENE John...John...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)

Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

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Remy Patato
1999		Games Movies TV Wikis Search My Account START A WIKI Encyclopedia SpongeBobia Encyclopedia SpongeBobia 14,950 PAGES ADD NEW PAGE COMMUNITY THE S...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2011		JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

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Adam Brooks
2014		Come here, yes, come here, oh, yes... You bitch! I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you! Don't even try to move my clear, you're complet...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2012		A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

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Unknown
2012		- Whitney houston just died. - What's that? Whitney houston just died. That's a joke. All: no. Whitney houston just died? Shit. Houston, w...Rate it:

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Michael Ferrucci
2017		1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...Rate it:

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Jay Duplass
2011		I watched Signs again last night. It keeps getting better every time I see it. It's funny. The first time you watch it, it's hard to understan...Rate it:

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Muriel Roy Bolton
1945		Here, wipe your feet, will you? And oblige me that have to clean up after you. Lodgers that can't pay their rent coming and going all day... p...Rate it:

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Wade Cross
2020		INT. CHINESE BUFFET - AFTERNOON Mean Stripper MS. SARAH NICOLE is arguing with Nice Chef MS. BLAKE WETHERS. SARAH tries to hug BLAKE but she sha...Rate it:

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Garland
2022		1 EXT. ALLEY- NIGHT Det. Jones and Det. David standing outside of the car w/ duffle bag on the ground; waiting to do a transaction for a drug deal....Rate it:

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Ross Noble
2007		(# Heavy rock) (Cheering and applause) Thank you very much! Thank you! Ladies and gentlemen, keep your applause going for the duck head-buttin...Rate it:

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Ross Noble
2006		(Eerie, echoing music) (Applause and cheering) (Cheering and applause) - Thank you very much! Hello! - (Applause) Thank you very much! Hello! ...Rate it:

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Isabelle
1976		BLACK FIGHTER (to cornerman) ...I'm gonna bust his head wide open! CORNERMAN (lackluster) ...Ya waltzin' -- Give the suckers some...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank...Rate it:

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