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English Vinglish
Gauri Shinde
2012
Shashi... tea! Sapna! Give me my phone No... What no...have your breakfast first... Why don't you stop this white bread... why can't you get ...Rate it:

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Cat Shit One
Motofumi Kobayashi
2010
This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...Rate it:

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Knife Fight
Bill Guttentag
2012
[Projector whirring] [Bright rock and roll music] # You can get it if you really want # # You can get it if you really want # # You can get i...Rate it:

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Swiss Army Man
Daniel Scheinert
2016
What? Hey. Hey. Hey! Hey, you okay? Hey! Hey! Hey! Please. Please don't be dead. You okay? Hello. Hey. Hey. Hey, you okay? Hello? Hello? H...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
The English Teacher
Dan Chariton
2013
Uh! Hi. Linda Sinclair had reached her 45th year, an unwed high school English teacher, with no prospect of marriage. Hers appeared to be a ...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Army of Darkness
Sam Raimi
1993
1 GRAINY BLACK AND WHITE - CLOSE-UP - A MAN'S DESPERATE FACE 1 This is Ash, mid twenties, square jaw firmly set and a pair of haunted eyes w...Rate it:

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Army Wives: A Final Salute
Unknown
2014
1 Claudia Joy: Look beside each soldier and you will find the people who fight with them... The spouses, the sons, the daughters, the familie...Rate it:

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Johnny English
Neal Purvis
2003
[Dogs Barking] [Toys Squeaking] [Dogs Whimpering] [Guns Cocking] Ah, the Heckler & Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands. Ah, Agent One....Rate it:

(2.75 / 8 votes)
Army
Sanjeev Duggal
1996
1 Till when will we have to stay here, brother Khan? Till things don't cool down. What?! Keep brushing your moustache with coal, it will grow...Rate it:

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Army of Darkness
Sam Raimi
1992
ASH: My name is Ash, and I am a sIave. (WHIP CRACKING) (GROANING) CIose as I can figure it, the year is 1300 A.D., and I'm being dragged to ...Rate it:

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Army of One
Rajiv Joseph
2016
1 Our next guest, dubbed "The Rocky Mountain Rambo," got tired of waiting himself, so he traveled to Pakistan. How close did you actually get...Rate it:

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Army of the Damned
Tom DeNucci
2013
Are you sure nobody's going to see? I mean, look where we are. No one's around us. Don't worry about it. Jimmy... Relax, baby. C'mon. Close y...Rate it:

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At War with the Army
James B. Allardice
1950
War. Total war. A struggle for survival. In this era of force and destruction.... ...historians will argue. What was the most influential fact...Rate it:

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Body Language
Tijs van Marle
2011
There comes a time in your life when everything falls into place. That dream, you've been working towards for years. You've torn your knees for...Rate it:

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Broken English
Zoe R. Cassavetes
2007
[Glass Clinking] You Guys? Sorry. Um, I Just Want To Take A Second To Thank Everybody For Coming Out Tonight To Help Us Celebrate Our Fifth ...Rate it:

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Dad's Army
Hamish McColl
2016
1 Lundt, sir. He's back. Do we pick him up? There'll be a contact. I want both. Very good, sir. What now? We wait. For his contact. Christ!...Rate it:

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Frankenstein's Army
Miguel Tejada-Flores
2013
- My name is Dimitri Asna, and I'm a graduate of the All-Union Institute of Cinematography in Moscow. I was entrusted by our great leader, Jo...Rate it:

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Guillermo del Toro
2008
My son, will you turn off that wretched puppet! Brush your teeth. Don't call him a puppet! I beg your pardon? Look, he is not a puppet. Howdy ...Rate it:

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In the Army Now
Ken Kaufman
1994
Well, uh, here's lookin'at you... - pilgrim. - Laughing. - So, Jack, this is good. - What are we gonna do tonight? You know what? I was gonn...Rate it:

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Johnny English Reborn
Hamish McColl
2011
Johnny English. Five years ago, he was our top agent. Yeah. Took his eye off the ball in Mozambique. Does it have to be him? He's the only on...Rate it:

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Pharaoh's Army
Robby Henson
1995
"Pharaoh's Army" In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread Till thou return unto the ground, For out of it we was taken. Dust thou art, ...Rate it:

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Red Army
Gabe Polsky
2014
Hello. In the traditional motion picture story, the villains are usually defeated, the ending is a happy one. I can make no such promise for t...Rate it:

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Swiss Family Robinson
Lowell S. Hawley
1960
Help! Get us out of here! Help! Help! Get us out of here! We're trapped. Somebody get us out! Help! What happened? - She's hit something. -...Rate it:

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The English Patient
Anthony Minghella
1996
1EXT. LATE 1942. THE SAHARA DESERT. DAY. SILENCE. THE DESERT seen from the air. An ocean of dunes for mile after mile. The late sun t...Rate it:

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