Johnny English Reborn

Synopsis: Rowan Atkinson returns to the role of the accidental secret agent who doesn't know fear or danger in the comedy spy-thriller Johnny English Reborn. In his latest adventure, the most unlikely intelligence officer in Her Majesty's Secret Service must stop a group of international assassins before they eliminate a world leader and cause global chaos. In the years since MI-7's top spy vanished off the grid, he has been honing his unique skills in a remote region of Asia. But when his agency superiors learn of an attempt against the Chinese premier's life, they must hunt down the highly unorthodox agent. Now that the world needs him once again, Johnny English is back in action. With one shot at redemption, he must employ the latest in hi-tech gadgets to unravel a web of conspiracy that runs throughout the KGB, CIA and even MI-7. With mere days until a heads of state conference, one man must use every trick in his playbook to protect us all. For Johnny English, disaster may be an option, but
Director(s): Oliver Parker
Production: Universal Pictures
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
46
Rotten Tomatoes:
38%
PG
Year:
2011
101 min
$8,269,105
Website
988 Views

Johnny English.

Five years ago,

he was our top agent.

Yeah. Took his eye off the ball

in Mozambique.

Does it have to be him?

He's the only one our contact will talk to.

So where is he?

You came here

to forget your life of shame.

But the path you must tread to new life

will be not be easy, English.

Our purpose here is simple.

To strengthen what is weak.

Make hard what is soft.

This will take time.

Mind must be master of the body.

Strong mind can separate the body

from its suffering.

Good concentration, English.

Sorry? Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

You are not young.

But with age comes wisdom.

When mind

is master of the body,

you will be warrior once more.

Master, what is my destiny?

I'm in touch with a higher power.

MI7 wants you on

the first flight back to London

Master, am I ready?

No.

Window seat or aisle?

One moment, please.

Good morning, sir.

Toshiba British Intelligence.

For electronic products press one.

To speak to an agent, press two.

Certainly, sir.

Can I redirect you to our website?

Toshiba British Intelligence.

Good morning, sir. Can I help you?

Johnny English.

Pegasus is expecting you.

Look into the camera.

Don't smile.

Pamela Thornton, Head of Ml?

Johnny English.

Have a seat.

You've been away for some time, English.

But you haven't been forgotten.

Come on.

People here often talk about

your adventures in Mozambique.

Well, Ml? has come a long way since then

The guns, the fast cars, and the

chauvinism are all on their way out.

Frankly, I didn't want to see you back.

You are everything

I came into this service to change.

But my hands are tied.

And there are times when one

has to go against one's better judgement.

We have a situation.

Indeed.

There's a good puss. There's a good puss.

There's a good pussy. Who's a good pussy?

- I'm impressed.

- Who's a good pussy?

Philby never lets strangers pick him up.

I'm very much atone

with the animal kingdom.

There's a good puss. I know,

I know. Who's lovely? Who's lovely?

Who...

We're all lovely.

Kate Sumner, our behavioural psychologist.

I've heard a great deal about you.

Glowing reports, I trust.

Tell me, Ms Sumner,

what exactly does

a behavioural psychologist do?

Monitor observable behaviour

for signs of internal psychology.

We read people.

Well, we must get together sometime.

I think you'll find me a real page-turner.

Ah.

So, Pegasus, this situation.

Ex-CIA agent Titus Fisher

has contacted us from Hong Kong.

He has intelligence of a plot

to assassinate the Chinese Premier

at the Anglo-Chinese talks next week.

We need you to go and find out

what he's got.

Well, in that case, Pegasus, count me in.

Agent One will meet you downstairs.

So, I just scaled the walls,

blew the whole place to kingdom come.

An hour later I'm sitting in the bar

with a White Russian in my hand.

Who was very lovely, too, I can tell you.

Simon.

Hello, Johnny!

Simon,

you look wonderful.

But, then, you always did.

Welcome back. How long has it been?

I don't know. Five years, three months

and six days, or something.

Of course, Mozambique.

That was a balls-up with a cherry on top.

Come on, let's get you sorted.

Welcome to the toy cupboard.

I won't leave you my number.

You know Patch.

Patch Quartermain, the man himself.

English.

Please, don't get up.

No chance of that.

Lost them testing the

B-6 exploding brogues.

Oh, I'm so sorry. How are you?

Have to be this one, I'm afraid.

Lost this to the D-10 doorbell.

Ah. Well, it's great to

see what's left of you

This is rather good fun, actually.

Top speed of 60 mph,

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Hamish McColl

Hamish McColl (born January 28, 1962) is a British comedian, writer and actor. He trained at the Ecole Phillippe Gaulier, Paris and Cambridge University. With Sean Foley, he formed the double act The Right Size in 1988, creating comic theatre shows which toured all over the world. More recently he has worked as a screenwriter, scripting Mr. Bean's Holiday and Johnny English Reborn, plus contributing to the story of Paddington. more…

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