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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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This Isn't the Help - It's a XXX Spoof
Unknown
2011		I was born 1911, Chickasaw County, Piedmont Plantation. And did you know, as a girl growing up, that one day you'd be a maid? Yes, ma'am, I di...Rate it:

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This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2009		N NE NEW NEW M NEW MO NEW MOO NEW MOON These violent delights have violent ends... And in their triumph die, like fire and powder... Whi...Rate it:

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Even the Rain
Paul Laverty
2010		In memory of Howard Zinn Cochabamba, Bolivia. Year 2000 Come on. You see? Look, look, look. There are more coming. -Hello. -Hello. Good mor...Rate it:

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This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2010		Who's there?. Who's there?. What do you want?. Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice... From what I've tasted of desire, I hol...Rate it:

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Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
Gus Van Sant
1993		INT. CAVE NIGHT There is a huge ancient hourglass made of animal skins, and acorns plop through the waist of the ho...Rate it:

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Even Lambs Have Teeth
Terry Miles
2015		Katie! Katie! Katie, get your skinny ass over here! Alright! Here. We. Go. Yeah! I can't. I love you. You can do this. It's gonna be aweso...Rate it:

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Even Lovers Get The Blues
Laurent Micheli
2016		1 Good evening. It's like Siberia out here... Stick the heating on! What are you doing? I'm eating you. It's getting late... That's great! ...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
1990		Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
1957		(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
1988		FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
1997		Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Games U.S.
Michael Haneke
2007		Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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Funny Money
Harry Basil
2006		Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
2009		MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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Hornblower: The Even Chance
C.S. Forester
1998		January 1793. The british fleet lies at anchor at Spithead. Ships and men rot in idleness. Across the channel, revolution in France is sweepin...Rate it:

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I Even Met Happy Gypsies
Aleksandar Petrovic
1967		I MET A HAPPY GIPSY, TOO Hop in, Tisa, you'll get soaked. Are you running away again? -No, I was at my aunt's. Mirta sent me. -Like hell he d...Rate it:

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Isn't She Great
Paul Rudnick
2000		# I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way # As I go through life # Somewhere in the world there's a place for me # Somewhere I will fin...Rate it:

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It's Kind of a Funny Story
Anna Boden
2010		EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Funny Business
Jimmy Carr
2016		Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...Rate it:

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Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
Kevin Hart
2010		1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...Rate it:

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Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
John T. Neville
1941		How are you, Chuck? Hello, Gorgeous. Oh, say, your daughter's looking for you. Oh, thanks. I'll take the next bus. Okay, Gorgeous. Oh, hello,...Rate it:

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Say It Isn't So
Peter Gaulke
2001		Looking at this picture, I know you might be thinkin': "Sure looks like a lonely place to be, way up there". If indeed you were, I'd have to di...Rate it:

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