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Funny Money
Harry Basil
Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Games U.S.
Unknown
Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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It's Kind of a Funny Story
Anna Boden
EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Funny Business
Jimmy Carr
Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...Rate it:

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Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
Kevin Hart
1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...Rate it:

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She's Funny That Way
Peter Bogdanovich
I believe in happy endings. And it's the only thing that's ever made sense to me. You know, I used to lock myself in my room and watch all the...Rate it:

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Women Aren't Funny
Joe DeRosa
- Is that recording? - Yeah, it's recording. - So look... - - No it isn't. Yes, it is. It says recording? Um, OK, so this is the thing is th...Rate it:

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All the Money in the World
David Scarpa
FADE IN: A GREAT MAZE looms below us: a labyrinth of tangled alleyways. We DESCEND toward it and into the dark heart of an ancient city. INT...Rate it:

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All About the Money
Blake Freeman
1 Have you ever done something stupid? No, I mean really stupid. Stupid to the point where you and your friends are being shot at? This is th...Rate it:

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Bitcoin: The End of Money as We Know It
Torsten Hoffmann
1 [Voiceover] Look closely. What do we all have in common? No matter what corner of the world you live in, You need food, water, shelter and ...Rate it:

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Blood Money
Vishal Mahadkar
For 30 years Colombians controlled the distribution of cocaine in the world. Now everyone wants a piece. Every year since 1989, Anti-Drug Nati...Rate it:

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Blood Money
Rowland Brown
This program has come to you from Bill Bailey. The friend in need, Open day and night. Call Van Dyke 621J You're not leaving town. You just t...Rate it:

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Dreams That Money Can Buy
Hans Richter
Party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as "Joe", to party of the second part, hereinafter referred to as "Me", witness the third part...Rate it:

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Easy Money
Maria Karlsson
Rolando! You ready? Sergio! Sergio! We made it! Freedom! Freedom! - Come on, move! It's not over yet, come on. What's up? Sergio, have you be...Rate it:

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Easy Money
Rodney Dangerfield
Greetings from Martin's Comedy Movies Hey, take it easy will ya! Hey, who's the big birthday girl, huh? - Me! - Oh boy, hey how old are you? I...Rate it:

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For the Love of Money
Jenna Mattison
"The love of money the root of all evil. " How does a guy from humble beginnings end up in a Ferrari? I've lived a crazy life, one filled with...Rate it:

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Free Money
Tony Peck
1 Daddy? Daddy. Daddy. Waah! Aah! Damn it. We just wanted to tell you something. Daddy, we wanted to let you know that... Don't you ever...Rate it:

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Friends with Money
Nicole Holofcener
So the corrugated metal not only reflects the beauty... ...of the common, off-the-shelf material... ...but also emphasizes the invisible line....Rate it:

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From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money
Scott Spiegel
Christ, it's almost midnight. Nothing like putting in some overtime to save a miserable serial killer. Alleged serial killer. Right. - Well......Rate it:

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How to Make Money Selling Drugs
Matthew Cooke
For decades, millions of people have come here in search of the American Dream, but for many, that dream is quickly disappearing. Are you unem...Rate it:

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Mad Money
Glenn Gers
Honey, I need more. This is gonna take all night. Want a sandwich? Maybe later. Okay. Hey. Baby, where are the road snacks? We gotta go. ...Rate it:

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Men, Money & Gold Diggers
Je'Caryous Johnson
Welcome to "The Sandra Winslow Show!" Today's topic: A gold mine, a gold digger. Which are you dating? Featuring sexy power couple Caleb Peter...Rate it:

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Milk Money
John Mattson
You ever fart and sneeze at the same time? You ever barf up something you know you didn't eat? I got sick one time and barfed a whole shrimp. ...Rate it:

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Mo' Money
Damon Wayans
Asshole! Son of a bitch is gonna kill somebody. He's still alive. Lloyd, will you get the tape? Let's move it! - How much further? - Two more...Rate it:

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Money As Debt
Paul Grignon
"Some of the biggest men in the United States, in the Field of commerce and manufacture are afraid of something. They know that there is a power ...Rate it:

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Money As Debt II: Promises Unleashed
Paul Grignon
Start If two parties instead of being a bank and an individual were an individual and an individual, they could not inflate the circulating med...Rate it:

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Money for Nothing
Ramón Menéndez
# My bills are all due and my baby needs shoes # # And I'm busted # # Cotton is down to a quarter a pound # # But I'm busted # # Gotta a cow ...Rate it:

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Money From Home
Hal Kanter
1 Well, sir, the whole thing begins in an exceedingly large village, which is called by name as New York City. It is a crazy year and a cra...Rate it:

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Money Monster
Jamie Linden
1 Bells will ring at the New York Stock Exchange for another day, on this March 18th. Okay, here we go. Are you listening? Are you paying atte...Rate it:

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Money Talks
Joel Cohen
My first... my last... my everything. And the answer to... all my dreams. You're my sun... my moon... my guiding star. Sing! That's what y...Rate it:

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Money Train
Doug Richardson
MONEY TRAIN Merry Christmas. Watch it! Thank you very much. We wish you a Merry Christmas ... - Check this dude. - He looks like the Five-0. ...Rate it:

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One for the Money
Stacy Sherman
I'm Stephanie Plum, and this is my story. I was born and raised in a blue-collar chunk of Trenton called the Burg. Here, houses are modest, yard...Rate it:

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Other People's Money
Alvin Sargent
I love money. I love money more than I love the things it can buy. Does that surprise you? Money. It don't care whether I'm good or not. It d...Rate it:

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Smart Money
Kubec Glasmon
Aces. Fine. Come on, ace. Ah. Thank goodness for that. I'm done. Come on, Joe, double or nothing. Oh, heh. Not me, Nick. I've paid you double...Rate it:

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Snabba cash II (Easy Money 2)
Unknown
Our Father who is in heaven. Bless my family, my children and my wife. Bless the food and the strength you give me. And forgive me for what I do...Rate it:

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Take the Money and Run
Woody Allen
On December 1, 1935, Mrs. Williams Starkwell, a wife of a New Jersey handyman gives birth to her first and only child. It is a boy, and they ...Rate it:

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The Color of Money
Richard Price
The balls are pocketed in numbered order. The only ball that means anything... that wins it, is the 9. The player can shoot eight trick shot...Rate it:

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The Trouble with Money
Cookie 'Chainsaw' Randolph
1 Comedy of money. Come in all of you. Tonight we will show you a film for the young and for the old for the rich and for the poor. A film th...Rate it:

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Two For The Money
Dan Gilroy
That's me. That's my dad. I remember that day. And believe it or not, I remember that hit. I remember it because of the smile that spread over...Rate it:

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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Allan Loeb
MALE GUARD 1: One silk handkerchief. One necktie. One watch. One ring. One gold money clip with no money in it. And one mobile phone. MALE GU...Rate it:

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Where the Money Is
E. Max Frye
[Match Strikes] [Engine Running] # [Rock] [Tires Screeching] - Mmm! - Hey. [Girl Giggling] - [Continues] - Hey, how come we never got toge...Rate it:

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Where's the Money
Ted Sperling
Listen, la, la, big city of dreams, baby. You got Hollywood, bel air, silicon beach, and Beverly hills, right? Four of the wealthiest neighb...Rate it:

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