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Prawaal Raman
2011		The one way to get back your Iost youth and power. The great physician Babush Mathews. Kaamsiddhi CIinic. Room number 302. Behind hoteI GoIdsta...Rate it:

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Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold
Sean Quetulio
2017		2 I went to San Francisco because I had not been able to work in some months. I'd been paralyzed by the conviction that writing was an irrelev...Rate it:

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Not Cool
Dan Schoffer
2014		The beat takes then I start rockin' The beat takes then I start rockin ' Ah! The beat takes then I start rockin' The beat takes then I star...Rate it:

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Not Without My Daughter
David W. Rintels
1991		Mom, you be careful. ALPENA, MICHIGAN 1984 I think this is longer than it used to be! What a lovely day. BASED ON A TRUE STORY - Dad is lookin...Rate it:

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To Be or Not to Be
Edwin Justus Mayer
1942		1 TO BE OR NOT TO BE Lubinski, Kubinski... Lominski, Rozanski and Poznanski. We're in Warsaw, the capital of Poland. It's August, 1939. Europe...Rate it:

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He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Pretty Woman
J. F. Lawton
1990		EXT. A HOUSE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS - NIGHT The view of downtown Los Angeles from the enormous, ornate house is extraordinary. A small outdoo...Rate it:

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Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
Kathy Waugh
2011		(ORCHESTRA TUNING) - (TAPPING) - GIRL: OK, enough tuning already. - Settle, people! Quiet, please! - (TAPPING) - Strings. - (TUNING STOPS) O...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Not the Three Stooges XXX
Will Ryder
2012		Everybody inside! Come on. Time for your chores. But, Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied. Can't we just play another couple minutes? Please! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Steve Jobs
Aaron Sorkin
2015		From a BLACK SCREEN --we’re in the middle of a confidential conversation. ANDY (V.O.) The screen says it’s an unimplemented trap but the dia...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
God's Not Dead
Hunter Dennis
2014		1 It wasn't enough No, it's not enough So just let it go J" But the angels, they brought you And they're gonna hold you up They see the fe...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
I Am Not Your Negro
James Baldwin
2016		1 Mr. Baldwin, I'm sure you still meet the remark that: "What are the Negroes... why aren't they optimistic? Um... They say, "But it's getti...Rate it:

(3.22 / 9 votes)
Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
*batteries not included
Mick Garris
1987		How you doing? What's happening? All right. Pick it up. Whoa! Look out. Coming through. You have to tell me where to turn. I knew it. She...Rate it:

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102 Not Out
Saumya Joshi
2018		1 'This is Baabulaal.' 'Baabulaal Dattatrey Vakhariya.' 'He's 75...' 'Both, physically and mentally'. 'One fine day, last year, Baabulaal dec...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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All About Steve
Kim Barker
2009		##[Funk] [Woman] #Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey # #My face to the sky # #Dreaming aboutjust how high I could go # #And if I'll know when ...Rate it:

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All the Pretty Horses
Ted Tally
2000		You ever think about dying? Yeah. You? Yeah. Some. You think there's a heaven? Yeah. Don't you? I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Can you believe t...Rate it:

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Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy
Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
2015		1 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Anjelah Johnson! Oh, hi. It's so cool. Look at us, guys. We're here, Southern California. Hoo, ho...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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