Not the Three Stooges XXX

Genre: Adult, Comedy

Everybody inside!

Come on. Time for your chores.

But, Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied.

Can't we just play another

couple minutes? Please!

No, you can't. Now get inside.

And pick up that soccer can and put it back

in the equipment shed where it belongs.

Wait a second, Sis, you got to hear us out.

We didn't ask for this

We didn't pray for this

I may not have a sis

Or know my mother's kiss

But that doesn't matter because

Everybody is special

We're not inconsequential

Shut up!

What do you think this is,

The Sound of Music?

Get in there. Come on.

Enough with the singing.

One, two, three, four, five, six

Roadrunner, roadrunner

Come on, come on, move it.

No wonder your parents didn't want yous.

Gonna drive past the Stop & Shop

With the radio on

I'm in love with Massachusetts

And the neon when it's cold outside

And the highway when it's late at night

With the radio on

Good Lord!

Mother Superior, come quickly!

Oh, my! Angels from heaven!

They're like the Holy Trinity.

I get to give them the first bottle.

Let me give them a bath.

Can they sleep in my room tonight?

Now hold on, ladies.

Everyone's going to get their turn.

It's not my turn, get somebody else.

Sister Ricarda, how about you?

Will you please go tell the boys to

come down for lunch?

I would, Mother Superior, I swear I would,

but the doctor told me to

steer clear of them for a couple of weeks,

on account of my nerves.

How about you, Sister Rosemary?

Oh, yeah! Just like the Army?

Put the black folks on the front line.


What about Sister Mary-Mengele?

She knows how to handle them.

Oh, poor thing. She has a toothache,

so she went to lie down.

You mean she's asleep?

Where are the boys?


I haven't seen a case like this in years.

And would you look

at all that metal in her mouth.

Must be too much iron in the water.

Don't you worry, Sis. You're in good hands.

We'll have that bum tooth out in no time.

- Anesthetic.

- Anesthetic.


Fifteen milligrams. Give.

Five, ten, fifteen.


Open up, please.

It's the head penguin.

Boxcar seven on three. Break.

One, two, three.

I said open this door.

What are you three up to?

Just dabbling in the arts.


Oh! Well, lunch is ready.

Oh, boy. Eats.

You're not going to believe this.

That rich couple just called.

They're going to be here in five minutes.

Oh, goodness! But we're not prepared.

All right, well,

you'd better inform all the children

and tell them to

make themselves presentable.

- What about Moe, Larry and Curly?

- Well, you know what to do,

just throw them some chew toys

and keep them out of sight.

We were thinking that

maybe this time

we could hide the other kids

and then with a little help from the Lord

we could...

It's called the bait and switch.

Absolutely not!

Look, as much as I would love

to see those boys get adopted,

I'm afraid they're not ready yet.

And I can't chance

scaring off another couple.

That's it! I quit.

- What?

- It's too dangerous

living around here with those three boys.

I need a safer working environment.

But where would you go?

Don't worry about me.

I got a cousin who hauls traps

on one of those Alaskan crab boats.

One of the crew fell off

and got eaten by sharks.

He's going to slide me right into that slot.

You think they got room for one more?

Okay, hold on, everybody.

Just wait a minute.

Have the boys meet me in my office.

I hope

you'll forgive us for coming early.

We just couldn't stand to wait another day.

Oh, we understand, Mrs. Harter.

This is a great surprise.

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Will Ryder (born Jeff Mullen; July 31) is an American pornographic film director, producer, screenwriter, publicist, camera operator, and composer. more…

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