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Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
Jeff Dunham
2006		(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
Jeff Dunham
2007		Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

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Lucknow Central
Aseem Arora
2017		1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

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Central Intelligence
Ike Barinholtz
2016		1 And now, it's time for a breakdown. Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah... Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period. Why doesn't h...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
Jeff Dunham
2011		JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters
Jeff Dunham
2012		A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)
A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Central Station
Marcos Bernstein
1998		Darling... my heart is yours alone. I don't care what you may have done. I love you. All the years that you are locked up in there remember t...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Don't Be a Menace to South Central
Shawn Wayans
1996		What up, y'all? Yo. I'm fixin' to tell you how it is in the hood. - See, 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. No...Rate it:

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Grand Central
Gaëlle Macé
2013		Fuck! Bastard! - You didn't take anything? - Get lost! You didn't have anything in your wallet. Are you a bum? - Fuck off, please! It's the f...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts America
Unknown
2012		- Whitney houston just died. - What's that? Whitney houston just died. That's a joke. All: no. Whitney houston just died? Shit. Houston, w...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas
Michael Ferrucci
2017		1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...Rate it:

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Jeff, Who Lives at Home
Jay Duplass
2011		I watched Signs again last night. It keeps getting better every time I see it. It's funny. The first time you watch it, it's hard to understan...Rate it:

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