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Aseem Arora
2017		1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...Rate it:

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Evan Spiliotopoulos
2004		Set dresser to the stage. Check lights. Hey, where's that turtle with my narrator? Singing, singing, singing, singing all day long When I'm s...Rate it:

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Ike Barinholtz
2016		1 And now, it's time for a breakdown. Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah... Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period. Why doesn't h...Rate it:

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Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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Donald Trump
2017		TRUMP: Thank you very much. Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, the first lady of the United States ... (APPLAUSE) ... and citi...Rate it:

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Donald J. Trump
2016		TRUMP: Thank you. Thank you very much, everyone. (APPLAUSE) Sorry to keep you waiting; complicated business; complicated. (APPLAUSE) Thank you ...Rate it:

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Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Marcos Bernstein
1998		Darling... my heart is yours alone. I don't care what you may have done. I love you. All the years that you are locked up in there remember t...Rate it:

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Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Shawn Wayans
1996		What up, y'all? Yo. I'm fixin' to tell you how it is in the hood. - See, 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. No...Rate it:

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Kris Avedisian
2016		1 Yeah, keep going. It's like three houses down, and it's the... Yeah, blue house on the right, there. - This one, here? - Yeah. Yeah. Hey,...Rate it:

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Donald Glover
2012		Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, gonna talk about a lot of stuff. My parents are gonna see it. They're the ones in the other car. My mom hasn't. Ye...Rate it:

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Gaëlle Macé
2013		Fuck! Bastard! - You didn't take anything? - Get lost! You didn't have anything in your wallet. Are you a bum? - Fuck off, please! It's the f...Rate it:

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Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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William Shakespeare
2012		When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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BC Furtney
2016		- Sarah, thank you very much, is she great? - Making their way, wow, I have never seen anything like this before. I don't know how close they...Rate it:

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Cedric the Entertainer
2000		Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...Rate it:

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