Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers
- G
- Year:
- 2004
- 68 min
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Set dresser to the stage.
Check lights.
Hey, where's that turtle
with my narrator?
Singing, singing, singing,
singing all day long
When I'm singing, there is
nothing that is wrong
Musketeers, hey!
Talent to the set, please.
We're live in sixty seconds.
Sixty seconds!
Where's the narrator?
Monsieur Narrator.
Monsieur Narrator!
M-m-monsieur!
Monsieur, it is time!
Monsieur.
Pardonnez-moi.
But today is the day,
right, monsieur?
Because you promised
I can sing my songs...
about the musketeers,
right?
All for one...
But, monsieur,
you promised.
Oh, no, no.
No, no, no.
Monsieur. Monsieur.
Monsieur, wait!
Wait!
The stage is...
This way.
Let's have some quiet, people.
Five seconds to air.
Cue music. And... action!
What's that turtle doing?
Where's the narrator?
We're live.
Just go with it.
Hey, you. Don't just
sit there like a turtle.
Do something!
You 're on camera!
For crying out loud,
say something!
Allo.
Tell the story.
Today, I will tell you
the story of...
"The Three Musketeers"!
This is my favourite version...
the one with pictures.
And, of course, my songs.
Our story begins...
in the gutter...
where poor young street urchins
Mickey, Donald, and Goofy...
struggled to survive.
Zut alors! Bad guys.
Will anyone defend
these innocent children?
Anyone! Anyone! Anyone!
Well, anyone?
The royal musketeers!
Yes!
And after
the dust settles...
a kindly musketeer
gives Mickey a gift.
Don't worry, Mickey.
You 'll grow into it.
From that day on,
Mickey, Donald, and Goofy...
dreamed of being
great musketeers.
But as the years passed...
their dream was still
as far away as ever.
You see, before
their dream can come true...
the real meaning...
of the musketeer creed...
all for one and one for all!
And I just happen to have
a song about this!
All for one, hey!
All for one
and one for all
Musketeers sing
All for one
and one for all
If you dare to
Cross our path,
prepare to fall
'Cause we'll fight you
All for one
and one for all
And all for one
and one for all
And all for one and all
So, if you think
you 'd care to
Kick some derriere, you
Know that as a musketeer,
you 'd be so fearsome
If you believe you 're manly
Come and join
our family
Soon we'll make sure
you 're a musketeer
Look at them, fellas.
That's gonna be us
out there someday.
I just know it.
I can't wait.
Yeah. Me, too.
All for one, all men of honour,
hear my call
Musketeers sing
all for one and one for all
All for one, hey,
all for one and one for all
All for one and all for one
and one for all
And all for one
and one for all
And all for one and all
All for one and one for all!
Yes, sir. Janitors today,
musketeers tomorrow.
Oh, thanks, boy.
Remember when the musketeers
gave me this hat, Pluto?
They even autographed it. See?
I can't wait to be
a great big hero.
Careful, Goofy.
Sorry, Mickey.
I can't wait to be
a musketeer, neither...
'cause I got
plenty of good ideas.
The musketeers can use
Yipe!
Hey, Donald, how about you?
Are you kidding?
Musketeers need guys like me
that are brave!
Yeah, and they need guys
that are brave, too.
That's what I said...
brave.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes, sirree.
I've been looking forward
to this all month.
Maybe I can sand it out.
Almost...
A... I'm adorable,
B... I'm so beautiful
What?
Almost... got it.
I got it!
Goofy, look out!
Captain Pete.
Now listen, you yardsticks.
I am sick and tired
of your screw-ups.
You guys are hopeless.
I leave you for five minutes...
and I come back
to a disaster!
Well, we were
practising our teamwork...
so we can be
good musketeers.
Musketeers?
That's priceless.
But we could work really hard...
and prove ourselves,
Captain Pete...
and then would you
let us be musketeers?
Well, there's three things
wrong with that.
One...
You 're a coward.
Two...
We're sorry.
The number you 've reached
has been disconnected.
You 're a doofus.
And, as for you...
well, you 're just too small.
Why, I wouldn't have
you yahoos as musketeers...
even if you were
the last recruits...
in all
of my beloved France!
So, you won't
need this, will you?
Yeah.
Here, kid. Have a ball.
Have a ball!
That's a good one!
I'm going to send
that one in to the Digest.
He loves me.
He loves me... a lot.
He loves me.
He loves me even more.
He loves me.
Pardon me, Your Highness...
you 're kind of mangling
that flower.
Who's the... lucky guy?
My one true love.
I'll find him someday.
He's out there.
I just know it.
This fantasy man...
do you happen to know
if he's royalty?
Does it matter?
Well, as you know...
someone of your royal stature
must be courted...
by a gentleman
of royal blood.
What a royal pain.
Your highness,
you 're gonna have...
to pick someone
sooner or later.
I mean, tick-tock, huh?
Daisy, I can't pick someone
I'm not in love with.
You want love? Buy a dog.
Besides, the perfect guy...
isn't gonna just walk
through the door...
and even if he does...
how are you gonna know
he's the one?
I'll know.
Just imagine.
He'll stride into the room.
A light will glow from him.
I'll hear music.
He'll bring me flowers.
He'll sweep me off my feet.
And I'll know he's the one
when he makes me laugh.
Your majesty,
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