Donald Glover Weirdo

Synopsis: With his unique brand of youthful storytelling Donald Glover brings down the house in his hysterical stand-up special, Weirdo.
Director(s): Shannon Hartman
Production: Fangoria
65 min




Yeah, gonna talk about

a lot of stuff.

My parents are gonna see it.

They're the ones

in the other car.

My mom hasn't.


I want her to see what I do,

you know?


but you know,

if you gotta do that...

You know, you can't live

in fear.

You see I'm trying

to make a turn, right?

It doesn't matter.

But you see I'm making a turn.

You gotta pull all the way up

and fucking bother me.

You could have

just stopped back there.

This asshole's awesome.

He sees I'm making a left,

so he's gonna pull up to make it

hard for me.

New York is the best.

( Cheers and applause )

Hey, guys.

So cool.

Thank you guys so much for

coming, this is awesome.

This is so great.

How many of you guys know me

from my show, "Community"?

( Cheers and applause )


Just want to let you guys know,

this is gonna be nothing

like that.

This is gonna be a lot grosser.

I feel bad...

I feel bad for a lot of people

who come to the show,

like, people bring their

kids and stuff like that.

Like, "Oh, he's gonna do Troy

and Abed!"

And I'm just like,

"Dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks,

dicks, dicks!"

And they're "Let's go!"

I mean, 'cause I did...

I can be gross sometimes

and I know it's bad.

I mean, 'cause I did a half-hour

special for Comedy Central,

and the way I got

that half-hour special

was I did an hour in New York.

I did an hour on my own

and Comedy Central was there,

and they were like, "We really

liked your hour."

I was like, "Oh, thank you,

man, that was really great."

They were like, "We would love

to give you a half-hour."

I was like, "Great,

I would love to do a half-hour."

They're like, "Great, but don't

do any of the shit

"you did in that hour.

It was disgusting, don't do it."

Did you guys hear

about that Spider-Man thing

that happened with me?

( Cheers and applause )

Okay, for those of you

who have a life,

basically what

happened was there was...

They were talking about

on this geek blog,

about making

Spider-Man, you know,

they're redoing it.

So they said that maybe

this new Spider-Man,

since they're making

it so quickly

after making

these other Spider-Mans,

maybe they should

make it real different,

you know, make it kind of,

like, dark and edgy

like "The Dark Knight,"

and put it in modern-day times

and stuff, and maybe...

You know, Spider-Man maybe

doesn't have to be white,

maybe he can be black or

Hispanic or something like that,

and then somebody put a big

picture of me in the comments

and was like, "Donald Glover

can play Spider-Man,

he's nerdy!"

And I was like, okay.

And somebody sent that to me

so I was like,

"Oh yeah, I'll put that up."

So I put it up on my Twitter

and I was like,

Oh, Donald for

Spider-Man, let's do this.

You know, kind of a joke,

but also, like,

who doesn't want to be

Spider-Man... That'd be cool.

And that's when the world

went crazy.

And half the world was like,

"Donald for Spider-Man!

"We're only gonna

watch the next Spider-Man

if Donald Glover's playing

Peter Parker!"

And the other half was like,

"He's black, kill him!"

Like, it was so fast.

It was so fast.

It was insane, like, you

were either very hot or cold

on the subject, and I didn't...

I didn't say anything,

I didn't do anything

during that whole time,

I just laid low, but I did read

one comment that was like,

"Oh, we're gonna make

Spider-Man black now?

"We're just gonna

make Spider-Man black now?

"That's what we're gonna do,

"we're just gonna make

Spider-Man black?

"That's what we're gonna do,

"we're gonna make Spider-Man

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Donald Glover

Donald McKinley Glover Jr. (born September 25, 1983) is an American actor, comedian, writer, director, rapper, and DJ. He performs music under the stage name Childish Gambino and as a DJ under the name mcDJ.He first came to public attention for his work with Derrick Comedy while a student at New York University, and Tina Fey hired him at age 23 as a writer for the NBC sitcom 30 Rock. He later portrayed community college student Troy Barnes on the NBC sitcom Community. He stars in the FX series Atlanta, which he created and occasionally directs. For his work on Atlanta, Glover won various accolades, including Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series and Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series, and Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy and Best Actor – Television Series Musical or Comedy. In film, Glover has appeared in Mystery Team (2009), The Lazarus Effect, Magic Mike XXL, The Martian (all 2015), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) as Aaron Davis, and as the young Lando Calrissian in Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018). He will also provide the voice of Simba in a remake of the Disney film The Lion King (2019). After several self-released albums and mixtapes, Glover signed to Glassnote Records in 2011. He released his first album, Camp, on November 15, 2011, to generally positive reviews. His second studio album, Because the Internet, was released on December 10, 2013. Glover's third album, "Awaken, My Love!", was released on December 2, 2016, spawning the single "Redbone", which peaked at number 12 on the Billboard Hot 100, and eventually earned him a Grammy Award for Best Traditional R&B Performance. In 2017, Glover was included on the annual Time 100 list of the most influential people in the world. In 2018, Glover released the song and video for "This Is America", which debuted at number-one on the Hot 100. more…

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