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Beautiful Thing
Jonathan Harvey
1996		Right! Now! This is Mr. Bennett, and he's going to be taking the boys for football. Mr. Bennett foolishly wants to be a teacher. -Look at the f...Rate it:

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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The Making of 'The Thing'
Mick Garris
1982		Your move: bishop to knight four: My move: knight to rook three: Poor baby, you're startin' to lose it, aren't ya ? Your move: king to rook one...Rate it:

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The Thing from Another World
Charles Lederer
1951		- H, Eddie. - Hiya, Scotty. - Cold enough for you? - Well, I'm only faintly alive. It's 25 below. - You know everybody? - We haven't met. - M...Rate it:

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What Happened, Miss Simone?
Unknown
2015		1 Tremendous pleasure and honor to welcome the incredible, unique, and fantastic, one and only Nina Simone. Hello. Hi! We're ready. One, two...Rate it:

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A Family Thing
Billy Bob Thornton
1996		Now, let me run this by you one more time real slow so you can understand it. If you rent a piece of equipment, you are liable for it if you b...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
Love Don't Cost a Thing
Troy Byer
2003		-Be sure to lock the door. -l'll lock it. Hi, there. Go on in. -Hi, Ms. Morgan. -Oh, Alvin. l should have called you. The kids are having a pa...Rate it:

(4.17 / 6 votes)
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
Lukas Heller
1962		Want to see it again, little girl? It shouldn't frighten you. Sorry. Nothing until matinee tomorrow. - Lady, would you mind taking off your hat?...Rate it:

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Do the Right Thing
Spike Lee
1989		Second Draft March 1, 1988; Brooklyn, N.Y. Forty Acres and a Mule Filmworks, Inc. YA-DIG SHO-NUFF BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY WGA #45816 "The ...Rate it:

(3.30 / 10 votes)
It Happened One Night
Robert Riskin
1934		FADE IN: Part One The HARBOR at Miami Beach FADES IN, providing quick VIEWS of yachts, aquaplanes, and luxurious sh...Rate it:

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A Guy Thing
Greg Glienna
2003		All right, guys. Quiet down. Kill it. All right,|I'd like to propose a toast. To the three rings of marriage. There's the engagement ring. The...Rate it:

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A Little Thing Called Love
Voraluk Klasukon
2010		Siam Museum Why do you like to take this kind of photos? I like close-up photos because They lead us to see something... that we cannot see if ...Rate it:

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Bro, What Happened?
Joe Benkis
2014		Boy, crazy boys Such a crazy boy, crazy boys So crazy boy, crazy boys Such a crazy boy Crazy boys such a crazy boy Crazy boys, so crazy boys ...Rate it:

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Bunny the Killer Thing
Joonas Makkonen
2015		1 This is gonna work. Is it eighty? Thank you. Good luck with the writing Mr. McRain. - Thank you. I feel inspired already. Get the bags, my...Rate it:

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Doing the Write Thing: The Voices in my Head
Michael A. de Melo
2011		I remembered a joke. That's funny. Seorg and his wife were having sex one night, when the young son suddenly enters the room. Wait a minute. ...Rate it:

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Every Secret Thing
Nicole Holofcener
2014		1 - "So, he skipped"... - Skipped from the... No, no, no. I'm gonna do it alone. "So he skipped from the oven and into bread dough, all ready...Rate it:

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Every Thing Will Be Fine
Bjørn Olaf Johannessen
2015		1 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Tomas. - Good day? - Yeah, two pages. Is that good? Hmm. - How 'bout you? - Ah, we got two perch. - Is that good? - ...Rate it:

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Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
David Reuben
1972		Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
1990		Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
1957		(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
1988		FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
1997		Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Games U.S.
Michael Haneke
2007		Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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