Bunny the Killer Thing

Synopsis: A group of Finnish and British people get stuck at a cabin when they are attacked by a creature that is a half human, half rabbit.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Joonas Makkonen
  3 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.4
Year:
2015
88 min
20 Views

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This is gonna work.

Is it eighty?

Thank you. Good luck with

the writing Mr. McRain.

- Thank you.

I feel inspired already.

Get the bags, my muse.

I got the key.

- It's open.

Hi.

Let's go!

Shut up!

What is this?

Who are you?

Where am I?

What are you doing? Please, don't.

Don't you know who I am?

- You are perfect.

Sonny.

He's got what it takes.

Iron chain, now!

Quickly! Quickly!

Hey, what the hell.

Fresh pussy!

Should we go already?

Im gonna warm up Emma this weekend.

- You're a stud if you'll get that pussy.

Dude, I'm going to take that pussy.

What are you doing here? Leave!

- Are you jerking off over Nina's pic?

Get out!

Don't tell anyone, please.

What's the problem?

Real men jerk off.

- Just remember to lock

up the door next time.

Let's get going. We should already be

at Sara and Nina's place.

Take me with you!

You'll get my bug gun and

weekly pocket money.

- Sorry, no children

allowed to the cabin.

I forgot the disco ball.

- Do we need it?

It's my mojo. I need it.

- I put your shit in the closet.

Jari, why is there an ambulance here?

- I borrowed it from work.

Hey Emma, could you get me that hairspray?

- No.

Im saving for fake boobs.

- Don't be silly.

I just can't be thin and have big boobs

at the same time. That's impossible.

Your tits are perfect.

I love you girl.

Guys!

Hey, girls!

What is that ambulance doing here?

- It's Jari's work car.

Hi, Emma. How you're doing?

- Hi.

How's your Finnish I told you?

- Pull over your lip and swallow.

Nice.

Can I take that bag of yours?

You like my shirt?

- What's the idea of that?

It's a clothing collection

designed by Emma.

It got some really nice underwear as well.

Wanker monkey.

What the hell were you thinking about?

Speak up!

Pussy.

Jari also thought of getting pussy.

- Yeah, from Emma.

Hey boys. The girls are waiting.

Let's go. Hop hop.

Hello.

- Hello. What can I get you?

What are these meat pies stuffed with?

- They're stuffed with meat.

Hello.

- Hi.

Can I see some ID?

- Yeah.

Thank you.

This one.

Take off the respirator mask, please.

No.

Is there a problem?

Thank you.

Let's go, kiddo.

Fresh pussy!

Next up, the Swedish Lara

Jessica Svensson's mega hit, -

- 1 on the world chart for 18 weeks

and still counting; Du och Jag.

Emma, have you thought about

continuing with the clothing collection?

Maybe I could follow up with a collection

with wieners. That might be interesting.

I love what you're doing and all the boys

have given very positive feedback. -

Really?

- I put few pics on Instagram and -

added several hastags to the posts, -

- What was the Instant Gram?

Emma, you're just so out of this world,

aren't you?

Because he don't know anything about cars.

What's that?

There's two cars.

- Shut it, shut it.

Look! That sucks to break your car

at the middle of nowhere.

Hi! Do you speak English?

- Are you guys OK?

Yeah we just -

The car broke down, and we'd really appreciate

if you could help us find the nearest hotel.

We're in the middle of nowhere,

there are no hotels around.

Yeah.

- Great.

Well, thanks anyway.

- Thanks for nothing.

Hey!

You can stay with us!

OK, deal with it.

It'll be great if you

can lodge us for tonight.

OK.

- Thanks.

OK get them to tow us.

And tie the rope properly.

Thanks.

Should we have introduce ourselves to them?

Looks like they're coming to the cabin.

I've never shaken hand with a n*gger.

Mise, f*ck sake.

- What?

Please turn around.

- Bollocks!

We're moving away in wrong direction.

What the f*ck!

I forgot to warn you,

that door is a one tricky bastard.

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