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Beautiful Thing
Jonathan Harvey
1996
Right! Now! This is Mr. Bennett, and he's going to be taking the boys for football. Mr. Bennett foolishly wants to be a teacher. -Look at the f...Rate it:

(5.00 / 3 votes)
A Free Soul
Adela Rogers St. Johns
1931
Come on, give me something to put on. - For instance? Undies, in the bag. Bag? Bag. Foot of bed. Complete outfit. Complete outfit. Stockings?...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966
"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Free Your Mind
Jackson Perry
1993
(Zoey is laying on sofa eating ice cream sandwich sad as Anthony walks in ) Zoey:Hey Anthony:Hey girl how are holding up Zoey:Trying to make i...Rate it:

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Fun and Fancy Free
Homer Brightman
1947
*Fun, fun, fun And fancy-free * *Da, da, dat Da, da, dat, doit * *Full of fun and fancy-free * * That's the way I wanna be * *I don't let my troubl...Rate it:

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Naked Lunch
William S. Burroughs
1991
Exterminator. Mm-hmm. You want I should spit right in your face? You want, hmm? You want? You want? I ran out. You ran out? Oh, that's nice....Rate it:

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The Making of 'The Thing'
Mick Garris
1982
Your move: bishop to knight four: My move: knight to rook three: Poor baby, you're startin' to lose it, aren't ya ? Your move: king to rook one...Rate it:

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The Ploughman's Lunch
Ian McEwan
1983
FADE IN: INT. BBC RADIO NEWSROOM - LATE MORNING We are IN CLOSE as a story arrives on a press service ...Rate it:

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The Thing from Another World
Charles Lederer
1951
- H, Eddie. - Hiya, Scotty. - Cold enough for you? - Well, I'm only faintly alive. It's 25 below. - You know everybody? - We haven't met. - M...Rate it:

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A Family Thing
Billy Bob Thornton
1996
Now, let me run this by you one more time real slow so you can understand it. If you rent a piece of equipment, you are liable for it if you b...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
It's Such a Beautiful Day
Don Hertzfeldt
2012
On the way to the bus stop, Bill saw somebody he recognized walking towards him, but he couldn't remember his name. He began to think of things...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Love Don't Cost a Thing
Troy Byer
2003
-Be sure to lock the door. -l'll lock it. Hi, there. Go on in. -Hi, Ms. Morgan. -Oh, Alvin. l should have called you. The kids are having a pa...Rate it:

(4.17 / 6 votes)
Live Free or Die Hard
Mark Bomback
2007
Well.... I am sending you the code. Yes I see that, thank you. - What about my account? - Delivering. i I have just sent it, you should have ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Do the Right Thing
Spike Lee
1989
Second Draft March 1, 1988; Brooklyn, N.Y. Forty Acres and a Mule Filmworks, Inc. YA-DIG SHO-NUFF BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY WGA #45816 "The ...Rate it:

(3.30 / 10 votes)
A Guy Thing
Greg Glienna
2003
All right, guys. Quiet down. Kill it. All right,|I'd like to propose a toast. To the three rings of marriage. There's the engagement ring. The...Rate it:

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A Little Thing Called Love
Voraluk Klasukon
2010
Siam Museum Why do you like to take this kind of photos? I like close-up photos because They lead us to see something... that we cannot see if ...Rate it:

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Born Free
Lester Cole
1966
Pati! You monster. Nuru, don't leave the drinks where Pati can get at them. I'm very sorry, Memsahib. That bad, Pati! It's not really her faul...Rate it:

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Bunny the Killer Thing
Joonas Makkonen
2015
1 This is gonna work. Is it eighty? Thank you. Good luck with the writing Mr. McRain. - Thank you. I feel inspired already. Get the bags, my...Rate it:

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Butterflies Are Free
Leonard Gershe
1972
"I knew the day you met me" "I could love you if you let me" "Though you touched my cheek and said how" "easy you'd forget me" "On that velvet ...Rate it:

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Desire Will Set You Free
Yony Leyser
2015
1 What the fuck? That joint was supposed to go to me. What, instead it went to little Darby Crash over there? He was cute enough. We'll see a...Rate it:

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Doing the Write Thing: The Voices in my Head
Michael A. de Melo
2011
I remembered a joke. That's funny. Seorg and his wife were having sex one night, when the young son suddenly enters the room. Wait a minute. ...Rate it:

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Every Secret Thing
Nicole Holofcener
2014
1 - "So, he skipped"... - Skipped from the... No, no, no. I'm gonna do it alone. "So he skipped from the oven and into bread dough, all ready...Rate it:

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Every Thing Will Be Fine
Bjørn Olaf Johannessen
2015
1 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Tomas. - Good day? - Yeah, two pages. Is that good? Hmm. - How 'bout you? - Ah, we got two perch. - Is that good? - ...Rate it:

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Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
David Reuben
1972
Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...Rate it:

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