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Face\Off
Mike Werb
1997		FADE IN: EXT. SKYLINE -- NIGHT Drizzling ... cold ... foggy ... gray sky vanishes into gray sea without a seam ... fog so dense w...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Better Off Dead...
Savage Steve Holland
1985		Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes
1986		Radio Announcer: It is a beautiful day in Chicago today, temperatures expected to reach the upper 70s. Right now 75 at the lake front, 74 at midway...Rate it:

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Set It Off
Takashi Bufford
1996		Thank you, sir. Have a nice day. Next in line, please. Ooh, a week in Hawaii. - All right, I'll fill in for you. - Are you sure? ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes
1986		1 BLACK SCREEN1 MAIN TITLES IT'S SILENT. A BEAT...AND AN EXPLOSION OF SOUND. A HOUSEHOLD IN THE MORNING. KIDS GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL. CLOCK R...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
Kick-ass
Jane Goldman
2010		Guardian of the Universe. Protector against the forces of evil He can catch a bullet, faster than a speeding train. He leaps tall buildings in a...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
A Far Off Place
Robert Caswell
1993		Look out! Get 'em! Burn the place! Harry! Kill the girl! Harry! Mrs. Parker, tell him stop! Koba, I tell him to stop, you have to carry wate...Rate it:

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Ass Backwards
June Diane Raphael
2013		Mmm. Oh, breathe that in. Mmm-mmm-mmm. Mornings in New York. Got to tell you. It's another gorgeous day. Oh, I never get sick of Mother Natu...Rate it:

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Bad Ass
John Bruno
2011		The story begins right here on this bus. Line 144. The same route I took every day. - Yee-ha! - But this day was different. Something was abo...Rate it:

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Bad Ass 3: Bad Asses on the Bayou
Craig Moss
2015		MAN: Your credit is based on various factors... and after reviewing your history... I'm sorry to say you've been denied. Denied? You... You got...Rate it:

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Better Off Single
Benjamin Cox
2016		So, I'm not a big believer in blind dates. - Uh, me neither. Even though work colleagues swore I'd like her... My sister promised I'd like him...Rate it:

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Big Ass Spider
Gregory Gieras
2013		[SCREAMING, GUN SHOTS FADE UP] [MONSTER ROARS] Oh, thank goodness. Stay, Mrs. Butterworth. Stay, damn you! Stay! Stay! Stay! Good morning, Mrs....Rate it:

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Big Ass Spider!
Gregory Gieras
2013		[SCREAMING, GUN SHOTS FADE UP] [MONSTER ROARS] Oh, thank goodness. Stay, Mrs. Butterworth. Stay, damn you! Stay! Stay! Stay! Good morning, Mrs....Rate it:

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Brassed Off
Mark Herman
1996		A few days, you say. Not what l'd caII a light traveIIer are you, pet? Sorry, it's mainIy work. l wouIdn't apologise for having work, flower. ...Rate it:

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Daisy Pulls It Off
Denise Deegan
0		ACT I Grangewood School for GIRLS. MISS GIBSON the Headmistress, the Staff and Pupils welcome the audience to the school as they enter the audito...Rate it:

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Eddie's Million Dollar Cook Off
Jack Jason
2003		Marcus, Jordan! Heads Up! I Got It! I Got It! I Got It! I Said I Got It. Then Why Didn't You Get It? You're Such A Ball Hog! I Am Not! Ok....Rate it:

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Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off
Jack Jason
2003		I was having a sexy soiree. It's a multilevel marketing home-based business that I do, selling Lutheran approved sex toys to married ladies. W...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr - Laughing and Joking
Jimmy Carr
2013		(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jimmy Carr! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thanks very much. Good. Good. (C...Rate it:

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Kick-Ass 2
Jeff Wadlow
2013		A handgun bullet travels at more than 700 miles per hour. Hey, whoa. Absolutely not. No. Mmm-mmm. Look, if you don't wanna do it, you don't ha...Rate it:

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Kiss the Blood Off My Hands
Leonardo Bercovici
1948		1 Time gentlemen. Drink up. Drink up, please. Time. Come on there, Harry boy. It's time. That's the trouble with this world today. Everyone i...Rate it:

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Knock Off
Steven E. de Souza
1998		Command Post, Inspector Chang Choy. Beach Order is in place. Son of a bitch! With June 30th only 72 hours away, Hong Kong is poised - - for it...Rate it:

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Laughing Gravy
H.M. Walker
1930		STAN AND HARDY IN "LAUGHING GRAVY" Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy stuck together through thick and thin... One pocketbook between them... Always em...Rate it:

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Laughing Heirs
Trude Herka
1933		Here the lovely Rhine casts its spell. This is where love must dwell. Here, there 's no time to worry. This is a place to laugh and be merry. C...Rate it:

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LOL (Laughing Out Loud)
Lisa Azuelos
2008		Birds sing. "I do not want to work" Pink Martini My room is shaped like a cage The sun streams through the window Hunters on my door Like toy...Rate it:

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