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I Know Who Killed Me
Jeff Hammond
2007		"She knew a trick. "She knew how to turn her life into a movie and watch things happen. "Not to her, but to a girl who looked just like her. "...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Melvin Frank
1948		FADE IN: A very high airplane view of the entire island. Over this, a Voice, authoritative, impressive. ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Das Boot
Wolfgang Petersen
1981		Our bosun's mate. Been on quite a bender tonight. Who are those pigs? Their fireboat drill. They're all from my boat. Captain. Marten's crew....Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
No Country for Old Men
Coen brothers
2007		FADE IN: EXT. MOUNTAINS - NIGHT Snow is falling in a gusting wind. The voice of an old man: VOICE OVER I was sheriff of this county when I ...Rate it:

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The Old Man and the Sea
Ernest Hemingway
1958		He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream... ... and he had gone 84 days now without taking a fish. In the first 40 days...Rate it:

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Old Yeller
Fred Gipson
1957		Old Yeller. Old Yeller Old Yeller Here. Yeller Come back. Yeller Best doggone dog in the West Old Yeller was a mongrel An ugly lop=eared mong...Rate it:

(4.50 / 6 votes)
Grumpier Old Men
Mark Steven Johnson
1995		I'll be glad when you're dead. You, rascal, you. I'll be glad when you're dead. You, rascal, you. You know you done me wrong. You stole my wif...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Johnny Got His Gun
Dalton Trumbo
1971		How did you get him so quickly? A medical team heard the shell coming in. Apparently, he did, too. Chest and belly practically unmarked. Cur...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
A Night in Old Mexico
William D. Wittliff
2013		A NIGHT IN OLD MEXICO Hey, JayQue, how you doing man? Everything okay? Bring it here. Let me see the money first. Look man, here's the money. ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Life as We Know It
Ian Deitchman
2010		[DIGHD] [KNOCKING] [DIGHD] Okay. -Ehh. -Hi. -HoIIy. -Eric. -Messer. -Messer. -Messer. Yeah. everybody caIIs me Messer. -WeII. it's nice ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Old Dogs
David Diamond
2009		This walk is exactly what you need. You've been coiled up like a spring. I don't even know who you are anymore. It's a big meeting, I'd think ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Kevin Williamson
1997		1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Robert Getchell
1974		ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Kick-ass
Jane Goldman
2010		Guardian of the Universe. Protector against the forces of evil He can catch a bullet, faster than a speeding train. He leaps tall buildings in a...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
The Devil You Know
Alex Michaelides
2013		[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The Old Man and the Sea
Ernest Hemingway
1999		Supper ! Wake up ! We're going to have supper. - I'm not very hungry. - Come on... eat. - You can't fish and not eat. - I have. You'll not f...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
A Boy and His Dog
L.Q. Jones
1975		Ahem. World War 3. Hot and cold. Lasted from... Dog: Hold. Dog: Female. Dog: Rover pack has her, 125 yards. Dog: Solo, waiting to move in, 7...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Alex Gregory
2011		1 Brothers, hold the line Till we got something This world is way too small To feel like nothing I was found near The train tracks Looking s...Rate it:

(2.00 / 2 votes)
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Judd Apatow
2005		[A Life Of Illusion playing] [alarm buzzing] [grunts] [grunting] Hey, Andy! What's up, dude? Hey, Joe. Hey, Sara. How you doing? When you g...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
Arsenic and Old Lace
Julius J. Epstein
1944		I'll knock your block off, you big stiff! You're a bum! Strike! You're out! Elmer, here it is. -I knew you'd find it. -Boy, I could sure use a...Rate it:

(1.00 / 2 votes)
18-Year-Old Virgin
Naomi L. Selfman
2009		- Hi Katie. - Ryan! What are you doing here? Your mother left me to go. I have a surprise for you. I love Katie. I always loved ... and we a...Rate it:

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20 Year Old Virgins
Jordan F. Ghanma
2011		Welcome back, Eugenie. Hello again, sweet Candy. What wishes can I grant you today? Why don't you get me the shy Catholic school girl? Your wi...Rate it:

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A Kid in His Mother's Milk
Unknown
2012		-So, to get the answer, we take the number of babies with Down's Syndrome who test positive divided by the total number of positives, which is...Rate it:

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A Mile in His Shoes
Jason Koornick
2011		[George Canyon: Sunshine] I believe in life, love And true pursuit of happiness No one's gonna tell me that a smile's ever meaningless I find a d...Rate it:

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