Life as We Know It

Synopsis: Holly and Eric were set up on a blind date by their friends, Peter and Allison who are married. After Peter and Allison are killed in an accident, they learn that they have been named as the guardians to Peter and Allison's daughter, Sophie. So they move into their house and try their best to honor their friends' wishes. But raising a child puts a crimp on their style and they don't exactly get along.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Greg Berlanti
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  2 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
114 min











-Messer. Yeah. everybody caIIs me Messer.

-WeII. it's nice to finaIIy meet you. Messer.

-Am I Iate?

-Um. just an hour.

But I just finished getting ready.

and AIison said it was your m.o.. so....

-Peter said you'd probabIy say something.

-Ha. ha. Oh. did he? Oh. okay.


-Neat. DhouId we go?

-Yeah. yeah. Iet's go.

Yeah. Iet's get some dinner.

I'm super hungry. It's been Iike an hour.


Do I hear you just moved to AtIanta.



-How Iong have you known Pete for?

-High schooI.

Oh. wow.

Oh. thank you.

I've known AIison since coIIege.

We were in a sorority together.

-Where's your car?

-Right here.

-Here you go.


Come on.

HoId on tight.

I promise I won't read into it.


-I'm not reaIIy dressed for 40-miIe-an-hour--


I'm not reaIIy dressed

for 40-miIe-an-hour winds.



Dorry. I just--

You know. I don't even think

I couId reaIIy get my Ieg up over it. so....

But I'II drive.

My car's right here.

And it's new. so I Iove driving it.

-It's a sweet ride.


Hop in.


AII right.



Do where shaII we go?

Uh. where did you make the reservations?

That you said you were gonna make.

You didn't make them?

-I said that?

-It's cooI. Whatever.

Yeah. it's cooI.

We can go anywhere. I don't care.

We can-- You pick it.

We'II grab a tabIe

and we'II just sIide right in.

Okay. WeII. how about Cafe Five?

You ever been there?

-Dounds good.

-My friend from cuIinary schooI is the--


Pull over, that ass is too fat

-It's just my ceII phone.

-I figured.

-You can answer it if you--

-No. no. it'II go to voicemaiI.




Yeah. weII. I was just saying my friend

from cuIinary schooI is actuaIIy the--

You know what?

Go ahead. just answer it. it's fine.

-I'm-- I can wait.

-AII right. Yeah. It's a IittIe too Ioud.

Hey. you.

WeII. you know me.

aIways in the middIe of something.

Yeah. okay. yeah. EIeven?

Yeah. You know what?

Why don't we make it 10:30?

AII right. AII right. Iater.


I'm sorry. it's a.... It's a sick friend.

You know. we don't have to do this.



-Oh. my God. are you serious?

Okay. Iet's be honest.

You knew the moment you saw me

you didn't Iike me.

But our mutuaI friends set this up.

so I think we owe it to them to--

To what.

spend a few hours faking smaII taIk?

Look. best case.

we get drunk and we hook up.

What kind of an asshoIe are you?

Look. it's a Daturday night.

I just wanna have some fun.

I can go see my sick friend.

and you can go do...

...whatever it is you Iike to do

on a Daturday night.

You Iook Iike you read.

You can go read a book.

-Do you bIog?

-Do I bIog? Okay. You know what?

If you wanted to ensure that this

wasn't gonna be a Iousy night. here's a tip:

Don't show up an hour Iate.

and don't make a booty caII.

-Dhe's sick.

-Oh. right.

Were you going to heaI her

with your magic penis?


-Fine. If you wanna go out. we'II go out--

-Oh. my God. no.

I'm not going out with you now.

What are you. crazy?

Get out of my car.

Get out of my Dmart car.

-I don't know what they were thinking.

-Me neither.

AIison. oh. my God.

The onIy way you can make this up to me... if you promise

I never have to see him again.


ReaIIy. you are Iike

the most important woman in my Iife...

...and AIison is the sister I never had.

And I Iove you so much.

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