A Boy and His Dog

Synopsis: A post-apocalyptic tale based on a novella by Harlan Ellison. A boy communicates telepathically with his dog as they scavenge for food and sex, and they stumble into an underground society where the old society is preserved. The daughter of one of the leaders of the community seduces and lures him below, where the citizens have become unable to reproduce because of being underground so long. They use him for impregnation purposes, and then plan to be rid of him.

Genre: Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi

Director(s): L.Q. Jones

Actors: Don Johnson, Susanne Benton, Jason Robards, Tim McIntire

Production: eRealBiz

2 wins & 2 nominations.


IMDB:: 6.6
Rotten Tomatoes:: 75%

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: R
Year:: 1975
: 91 min
: 368 Views

Ahem. World War 3.
Hot and cold.
Lasted from...
Dog:
Hold.
Dog:
Female.
Dog:
Rover pack has her, 125 yards.
Dog:
Solo, waiting
to move in, 75 yards.
Don't ...your stinking...
all over this god damn..get
away from me, No.....
Get away from me, nooo...
..Help me! Help me!
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, see her jerk when I cut her?
Dog:
Hold, one more.
Dog:
You're still
constantly overreacting.
Dog:
I've absolutely no idea
how I managed to keep
you alive so long.
Dog:
And I wouldn't
bother going down in there
unless your taste has changed radically
Dog:
They left an ugly mess.
Dog:
I said, they left a mess!
I heard you.
Dog:
The poor swine
all my directives go
completely unregarded.
Dog:
Sometimes youre just as
ignorant as any other common rover.
Dog:
One indication of a female alone
Dog:
and leave caution to
the wind, and the eyes glaze
Dog:
glands swell
and the brain freezes.
I can't see a thing
in there....smell it!
Dog:
I thought you were doing all
the scouting today, Vic.
Damn it Blood, don't give
me a hard time, smell it!
Dog:
It's clean.
Ain't that a shame.
Hell, they didn't have to cut her.
She could have been
used three or more times.
Dog:
Ah, war is hell.
All right. Run it again.
Dog:
Youre so funny when
you are sexually frustrated.
And I'm funny enough to
kick you upside the butt!
I said find and I ain't kidding.
Dog:
One does not said ain't,
Albert, simply say I'm not kidding.
Fine, dog meat. And
stop calling me Albert.
Dog:
Ah, and you would stone a poor
defenseless animal, wouldn't you.
Dog:
Yes, I can tell that would.
Dog:
I could tell by your short breath
Dog:
And your disgusting
aggressive behavior that you would.
Dog:
And, humph.
Dog:
that's because you're
not a nice person, Albert
Dog:
you're not a nice person at all.
Dog:
Do I gawk at you
when you're working?
Dog:
I'll locate a
female if there is one.
Dog:
You go look for food.
woohoo, yeah, sonofabitch
why don't you shove it
hey, what's going on?
Dog:
I detect no living
female person in my range, sir.
Dog:
I have sniffed and I have cast
Dog:
And I have a negative reading.
Dog:
However I'd be
happy to tell you a
suggestive story if that would help
Pass, fuzzy-butt.
Dog:
A cautious young man named Lodge
Dog:
Had seat belts
installed in his dodge.
Dog:
When his date was strapped in
Dog:
He committed a sin,
without leaving the garage.
Dog:
That's clever, isn't it?
Let's see, from March 1953 to June...
Dog:
Now Albert, you have all
the cranial capacity of a canary.
Dog:
Now, I'm going to recount these
events of historical
significance once again
Dog:
Now please try to
assimilate them this time.
Dog:
WW3, hot and cold, lasted
from June 1950 to March 1983
Dog:
Dog: When the Vatican
armistice was signed
Dog:
Between the Eastern and
Western blocs, a total of 33 years.
Dog:
Is it too fast for you?
No, I'm right with
you. Dog:
Oh, good.
Dog:
Now World War 4 lasted 5 days
Dog:
Just long enough
for the final missiles
Dog:
to leave their
silos on both sides.
Dog:
What's left here were
once homes with warm hearths...
Hee, hee, would you get off
my back you mad dog, hehehe
Dog:
Now, only
desolation, civilization
lies smothered and decaying
under an ocean of mud
Dog:
belonging to anyone
who's strong enough to
Dog:
kick and fight and
take it for their own.
Dog:
God, that's dramatic, I like it.
Dog:
So, spread about us,
the city of Phoenix, Arizona
Dog:
where in 2006, 18
odd years ago you managed to
Dog:
come into the world
and we became associates.
Dog:
Now, let's hear that back.
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