
A Boy and His Dog
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- 1975
- 91 min
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(3.00 / 2 votes)Ahem. World War 3.
Hot and cold.
Lasted from...
Dog:
Hold.Dog:
Female.Dog:
Rover pack has her, 125 yards.Dog:
Solo, waitingto move in, 75 yards.
Don't ...your stinking...
all over this god damn..get
away from me, No.....
Get away from me, nooo...
..Help me! Help me!
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, see her jerk when I cut her?
Dog:
Hold, one more.Dog:
You're stillconstantly overreacting.
Dog:
I've absolutely no ideahow I managed to keep
you alive so long.
Dog:
And I wouldn'tbother going down in there
unless your taste has changed radically
Dog:
They left an ugly mess.Dog:
I said, they left a mess!I heard you.
Dog:
The poor swineall my directives go
completely unregarded.
ignorant as any other common rover.
Dog:
One indication of a female alonethe wind, and the eyes glaze
Dog:
glands swelland the brain freezes.
I can't see a thing
in there....smell it!
Dog:
I thought you were doing allthe scouting today, Vic.
Damn it Blood, don't give
me a hard time, smell it!
Dog:
It's clean.Ain't that a shame.
Hell, they didn't have to cut her.
She could have been
used three or more times.
Dog:
Ah, war is hell.All right. Run it again.
you are sexually frustrated.
kick you upside the butt!
I said find and I ain't kidding.
Dog:
One does not said ain't,Albert, simply say I'm not kidding.
Fine, dog meat. And
stop calling me Albert.
Dog:
Ah, and you would stone a poordefenseless animal, wouldn't you.
Dog:
Yes, I can tell that would.Dog:
I could tell by your short breathDog:
And your disgustingaggressive behavior that you would.
Dog:
And, humph.Dog:
that's because you'renot a nice person, Albert
Dog:
you're not a nice person at all.Dog:
Do I gawk at youwhen you're working?
Dog:
I'll locate afemale if there is one.
Dog:
You go look for food.woohoo, yeah, sonofabitch
why don't you shove it
hey, what's going on?
Dog:
I detect no livingfemale person in my range, sir.
Dog:
I have sniffed and I have castDog:
And I have a negative reading.Dog:
However I'd behappy to tell you a
suggestive story if that would help
Pass, fuzzy-butt.
Dog:
A cautious young man named LodgeDog:
Had seat beltsinstalled in his dodge.
Dog:
When his date was strapped inDog:
He committed a sin,without leaving the garage.
Dog:
That's clever, isn't it?Let's see, from March 1953 to June...
Dog:
Now Albert, you have allthe cranial capacity of a canary.
Dog:
Now, I'm going to recount theseevents of historical
significance once again
Dog:
Now please try toassimilate them this time.
Dog:
WW3, hot and cold, lastedfrom June 1950 to March 1983
Dog:
Dog: When the Vaticanarmistice was signed
Western blocs, a total of 33 years.
Dog:
Is it too fast for you?No, I'm right with
you. Dog:
Oh, good.Dog:
Now World War 4 lasted 5 daysDog:
Just long enoughfor the final missiles
Dog:
to leave theirsilos on both sides.
Dog:
What's left here wereonce homes with warm hearths...
Hee, hee, would you get off
my back you mad dog, hehehe
Dog:
Now, onlydesolation, civilization
lies smothered and decaying
under an ocean of mud
Dog:
belonging to anyoneDog:
kick and fight andtake it for their own.
Dog:
God, that's dramatic, I like it.the city of Phoenix, Arizona
Dog:
where in 2006, 18Dog:
come into the worldand we became associates.
Dog:
Now, let's hear that back.
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