A Good Old Fashioned Orgy

Synopsis: A group of 30-year-olds who have been friends since high school attempt to throw an end-of-summer orgy.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Production: Samuel Goldwyn Films
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
R
Year:
2011
95 min
$117,564.00
Website
18 Views

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Brothers, hold the line

Till we got something

This world is way too small

To feel like nothing

I was found near

The train tracks

Looking so homeless at you

You came like a copper

You said

"Son, it's time to move'

My love is comin'

I can barely hardly wait

Around

See you, Cal.

Well, if you hide

Your questions

There's no answer

I finally found the cure

For my own cancer

Yeah, yeah

Sue, no, no, no!

Kill yourself

on your own time.

My heart is thumpin'

I can feel it more

With every beet

My love is comin'

I can barely hardly wait

Around

According

to the Art of War by Sun Tzu,

every battle is won and lost

before it is fought.

Well, then I guess

you've already lost.

Oh, that's not very sporlsmanlike.

Let's f*cking go!

I ain't goin' to hell with you

Thats alright now, baby

Just one last thing on my mind

Some say

Come on, come on, come on

F*ck, yeah

F*ck, yeah

Come on, come on, come on

Ladies. Hi again.

This is the third time

we've been out.

I know.

We're shutting this down.

You don't wanna shut the party down.

You wanna join us.

Why don't you put the guns in

the car and you come on in?

Hey, Bill.

Sorry I'm late, buddy.

F*cking MapQuest.

I know it, bro.

I'm right with you with that shit.

Look, guys.

Is this about earlier? When you first

came, I thought you were strippers?

Because that was an accident.

You're just very attractive.

Those uniforms are banging.

If we have to come out here

again, it's a $1000 fine.

Close it down.

Okay.

Message received.

It's done.

You have my word.

I'm gonna go inside,

get on the mike, shut it down.

Johnny, rosin up your

bow And play your fiddle hard

'Cause hell's broke loose

In Georgia

And the devil deals

The cards

And if you win

You'll get this shiny

Fiddle made of gold

But if you lose

The devil gels your soul

I don't understand why you

won't just put it on.

Because I don't

find the notion of mocking

the American underclass

as amusing as your friends do,

and because I don't share

your desperate need to fit in.

By not putting the wig on,

you are setting yourself

and me apart

from my friends,

which is a controlling

and hostile gesture.

Fine.

Happy now?

Yes.

Now I'm Mr. Fun Times.

I'm very happy. Thank you.

I'm going for a smoke.

Good, because

it's a f*cking costume party.

Do we need to talk

quietly around her?

Oh, no, no, no.

She sleeps through anything.

Yes, you do.

When the babysitter bailed, Glenn and I were

like, 'F*ck it. We have missed every party.

No way we're missing

the White Trash Bash.

Give it up for Glenn.

Glenn's getting married soon.

I really did it.

Aww.

What's the deal with your

bachelorette weekend?

Yeah!

I think it's gonna be

more of a bachelorette night.

And it's gonna be at

my folks' place in Jersey.

Oh.

Sorry.

That's gonna be fine.

That's totally fine.

Has anyone seen Glenn?

Human torpedo!

It's okay.

He's a doctor.

Hey, buttheads,

you guys seen Duquez?

Will you relax

with the doughnuts?

Oh, sweetie, I want to. I'm trying to push

the savory and all they want is the sweet.

I promise you

no one cares.

Hey. Where the f*ck

are the doughnuts?

Except him.

Guess what.

D. Duquez is AWOL.

That is unacceptable.

I gotta have it out with that guy.

Like the doughnut police.

Hey, get off of that thing.

It's Saturday night.

Well, it's Sunday in Korea, and those

motherf*ckers don't stop working.

They make the Japanese

look like Jamaicans.

Is that the new BlackBerry?

Yes, it is. Got it at the office.

As punishment for not dressing up,

I'm putting this down my pants.

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