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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Ordinary People
Alvin Sargent
1980		1 EXT. BEAUTIFUL COUNTRYSIDE, SMALL TOWN ­ DAY 1 Small beautiful country town in the fall, on the sho...Rate it:

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Ruthless People
Dale Launer
1986		Hey Stand up Hey Ruthless People Ruthless People Greedy | forever and ever Success Greedy | and ever so clever A mess Keepin' their right ...Rate it:

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Dear White People
Justin Simien
2014		1 NEWS BROADCAST - VARIOUS SCREENS, VARIOUS PLACES 1 ANCHOR A “race war” has erupted at one of the nation’s oldest and most prestigious institu...Rate it:

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Cat People
DeWitt Bodeen
1942		Thank you. You won't believe this, you've probably heard it before... ...but I've never known any artists. I am not an artist. - Well, what's ...Rate it:

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People Places Things
Jim Strouse
2015		Dad, I made this flower for you. Oh, thank you. Exactly what I needed. Hey, don't think about eating that cake yet, Clio, please. - Oh, pleas...Rate it:

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24 Hour Party People
Frank Cottrell Boyce
2002		Is it a bird? Is it a pIane? No, it's the Iatest craze sweeping the Pennines. I've got to be honest. I'd rather be sweeping the Pennines right n...Rate it:

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Attack of the Puppet People
George Worthing Yates
1958		SIR! CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND DOLLS INCORPORATED? ROOM 502. FIRST DOOR ON YOUR LEFT. THANK YOU. THESE ARE THE BROWNIES FROM THE VA...Rate it:

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Bird People
Guillaume Bréaud
2014		Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please... ...between 5 and 10 minutes late... train approaching Door D, terminal 2? There's no door D in ...Rate it:

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Boat People
Kang Chien Chiu
1982		Boat People Don't look at the camera... Greet our Japanese friend Mr. Akutagawa. Thank you. Mr. Akutagawa is a world-famous photo-journalist....Rate it:

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Cat People
DeWitt Bodeen
1982		The RKO trademark FADES OFF, leaving a black screen, in the center of which are two slits of pale light. These move closer until we see that they a...Rate it:

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Chicken People
Nicole Lucas Haimes
2016		1 - When I'm working with my chickens, I feel that it calms them. Maybe it doesn't; Maybe they hate it. But, you know... Someday when I'm a...Rate it:

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Darby O'Gill and the Little People
Lawrence Edward Watkin
1959		Come in, Mrs. Sugrue. Katie, darlin'. Can you lend me the loan of a small pinch of tea? I'll pay you back Thursday. You can have it and welcom...Rate it:

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Fierce People
Dirk Wittenborn
2005		There's this tribe in South America called the Ishkanani. That means "Fierce People". They're the meanest people in the world. They'll cut off...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Four Frightened People
Bartlett Cormack
1934		1 Mr. Corder, what was that they threw overboard? Another body. Look, we made our getaway just in time. Tell him to get us ashore. Ashore? As...Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
1990		Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
1957		(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
1988		FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
1997		Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Games U.S.
Michael Haneke
2007		Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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Funny Money
Harry Basil
2006		Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
2009		MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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Good People
Marcus Sakey
2014		[FLY BUZZES] JACK: Where is he? JACK: He's a French dealer selling a case of liquid heroin. Ben, grab the drugs. Bobby's at the money. Me and...Rate it:

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