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Funny People
Judd Apatow
MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Games U.S.
Unknown
Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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Funny Money
Harry Basil
Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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It's Kind of a Funny Story
Anna Boden
EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Funny Business
Jimmy Carr
Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...Rate it:

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Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
Kevin Hart
1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...Rate it:

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She's Funny That Way
Peter Bogdanovich
I believe in happy endings. And it's the only thing that's ever made sense to me. You know, I used to lock myself in my room and watch all the...Rate it:

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Women Aren't Funny
Joe DeRosa
- Is that recording? - Yeah, it's recording. - So look... - - No it isn't. Yes, it is. It says recording? Um, OK, so this is the thing is th...Rate it:

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Ordinary People
Alvin Sargent
1 EXT. BEAUTIFUL COUNTRYSIDE, SMALL TOWN ­ DAY 1 Small beautiful country town in the fall, on the sho...Rate it:

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Dear White People
Justin Simien
1 NEWS BROADCAST - VARIOUS SCREENS, VARIOUS PLACES 1 ANCHOR A “race war” has erupted at one of the nation’s oldest and most prestigious institu...Rate it:

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24 Hour Party People
Frank Cottrell Boyce
Is it a bird? Is it a pIane? No, it's the Iatest craze sweeping the Pennines. I've got to be honest. I'd rather be sweeping the Pennines right n...Rate it:

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Attack of the Puppet People
George Worthing Yates
SIR! CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND DOLLS INCORPORATED? ROOM 502. FIRST DOOR ON YOUR LEFT. THANK YOU. THESE ARE THE BROWNIES FROM THE VA...Rate it:

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Bird People
Guillaume Bréaud
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please... ...between 5 and 10 minutes late... train approaching Door D, terminal 2? There's no door D in ...Rate it:

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Boat People
Kang Chien Chiu
Boat People Don't look at the camera... Greet our Japanese friend Mr. Akutagawa. Thank you. Mr. Akutagawa is a world-famous photo-journalist....Rate it:

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Cat People
DeWitt Bodeen
Thank you. You won't believe this, you've probably heard it before... ...but I've never known any artists. I am not an artist. - Well, what's ...Rate it:

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Cat People
DeWitt Bodeen
The RKO trademark FADES OFF, leaving a black screen, in the center of which are two slits of pale light. These move closer until we see that they a...Rate it:

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Chicken People
Unknown
1 - When I'm working with my chickens, I feel that it calms them. Maybe it doesn't; Maybe they hate it. But, you know... Someday when I'm a...Rate it:

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Darby O'Gill and the Little People
Lawrence Edward Watkin
Come in, Mrs. Sugrue. Katie, darlin'. Can you lend me the loan of a small pinch of tea? I'll pay you back Thursday. You can have it and welcom...Rate it:

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Fierce People
Dirk Wittenborn
There's this tribe in South America called the Ishkanani. That means "Fierce People". They're the meanest people in the world. They'll cut off...Rate it:

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Four Frightened People
Bartlett Cormack
1 Mr. Corder, what was that they threw overboard? Another body. Look, we made our getaway just in time. Tell him to get us ashore. Ashore? As...Rate it:

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Good People
Marcus Sakey
[FLY BUZZES] JACK: Where is he? JACK: He's a French dealer selling a case of liquid heroin. Ben, grab the drugs. Bobby's at the money. Me and...Rate it:

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Happy People: A Year in the Taiga
Werner Herzog
This is the village of Bakhtia In Siberia. Although it looks like winter to us, it's already spring here. The village is located In the heart'...Rate it:

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Holy Ghost People
Kevin Artigue
A rainy night On a cold downtown street I pass by that caf Where we used to meet And as I walked by A cozy scene meets my eye He's giving his...Rate it:

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How To Lose Friends & Alienate People
Peter Straughan
..:: TheGhost ::.. Supposing Queen Elizabeth had been misguided enough to marry an English Commoner. Janet. I'm sorry Ms. Fox, I didn't quite h...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh
Jimmy Carr
(Black Eyed Peas: I Gotta Feeling) I got a feeling Whoo-hoo That tonight's gonna be a good night - Good night. Good night. - Hey, Jimmy! That...Rate it:

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Life After People
David de Vries
What would happen? If every human being on earth Disappeared? [music] At some point in the future, This could be the fate Of our planet. Thi...Rate it:

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Lucky People Center International
Unknown
I have founded a new lnternational- of uncontrollable torpedoes... We will cause mayhem. We will explode- we don't know when... Maybe with a ...Rate it:

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Married People, Single Sex
Catherine Tavel
1 Music. i always thought mike Was the perfect guy for me. [gasps]. And now he's just Perfect in bed. oh, you're killing me. [thud]. i sti...Rate it:

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Other People
Chris Kelly
It's okay. Look how calm... We love you so much. Oh, she's gone. She's gone. We love you, baby. We love you so much. I love you. I love you. ...Rate it:

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Other People's Money
Alvin Sargent
I love money. I love money more than I love the things it can buy. Does that surprise you? Money. It don't care whether I'm good or not. It d...Rate it:

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People I Know
Jon Robin Baitz
Andy? It's Eli Wurman. I know it's been a long time. Did you get the invitation I sent you? I'm on this committee for black/white dialogue i...Rate it:

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People Like Us
Alex Kurtzman
1 (lNSTRUMENTS BElNG PlCKED UP) (JERRY CHUCKLlNG SOFTLY) JERRY: Are we on? TECH 1: We're on. JERRY: Where we at with the levels? TECH 2: Lef...Rate it:

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People Places Things
Jim Strouse
Dad, I made this flower for you. Oh, thank you. Exactly what I needed. Hey, don't think about eating that cake yet, Clio, please. - Oh, pleas...Rate it:

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People Will Talk
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Elwell? - I am Rodney Elwell. Do you wish to see me? - Pickett. - I beg your pardon? - Sarah Pickett. Quite so. Your name. In any case, I'm l...Rate it:

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People You May Know
Michael Mohan
["Fuel to Fire" playing] Do you want me On your mind Or do you want me to go on I might be yours As sure as I can say Be gone be faraway Lik...Rate it:

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Ruthless People
Dale Launer
Hey Stand up Hey Ruthless People Ruthless People Greedy | forever and ever Success Greedy | and ever so clever A mess Keepin' their right ...Rate it:

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Shadow People
Matthew Arnold
Hey, guys. Just watched a video sent to me by a follower. Hey, everybody. It's Jen and I wanted to make this video in response to... That slee...Rate it:

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Sleeping with Other People
Leslye Headland
1 Matthew! Hey!!! Where are you? Matthew!! Stupid. Matthew! Are you gonna fuck me or what? On it. On it like a bonnet. On it like a bonne...Rate it:

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Smart People
Mark Poirier
Good morning. Because it's important that we all get to know one another, I would like you to wear these. I've taken two other courses from yo...Rate it:

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Some Guy Who Kills People
Ryan A. Levin
You like making us look stupid, don't you? You didn't think we'd see this, huh, Boyd? You like to make people laugh, Boyd? See? Now that's funny...Rate it:

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The Alligator People
Orville H. Hampton
1 Eric. Wayne. It was good of you to come, busy as you are. Never too busy for an interesting case... especially one ofyours. Thanks. App...Rate it:

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The Curse of the Cat People
DeWitt Bodeen
Come here, children. Come closer. Take a good look. It may seem just a little valley with a little stream running through it. But no, there are...Rate it:

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The Five People You Meet in Heaven
Mitch Albom
1 This is a story about a man named Eddie... and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun. You might think it strange... to start a ...Rate it:

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The Mole People
László Görög
Ladies and gentlemen, it's amazing how much we know about the surface of our globe. In the last 100 years, men have progressively studied this....Rate it:

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The People That Time Forgot
Patrick Tilley
1 Okay. Hold it. Is it all right if we get back to work now? Thanks awfully. Sorry to be such a bore. Not at all, Lady Charlotte. It's rather...Rate it:

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The People vs. George Lucas
Alexandre O. Philippe
On January 5, 2010, George Lucas appeared on The Daily Show ... To speak... on the launch of historical book. But Jon Stewart had other questi...Rate it:

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The People vs. Larry Flynt
Scott Alexander
Larry! Jimmy! That's very good. Good. - How much is it? - Two dollars. There's 1. There's 2. Thank you. - It's locked. - He's in there agai...Rate it:

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The Prefab People
Béla Tarr
THE PREFAB PEOPLE What are you doing? - What are you doing, hey. - Going. Where are you going? Away. Away, where? Away, where, where? What'...Rate it:

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They Look Like People
Perry Blackshear
THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE Pix Can we not do your office? Can we meet somewhere in the park... In the park? You too, sir. You are a mountain. Yo...Rate it:

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Those People
Joey Kuhn
Um... [sighs] I've been thinking a lot, especially the last few months, about this- this book I read in college. It's this story about a boy....Rate it:

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Three Violent People
James Edward Grant
It happens a dozen times a day, Captain... these fights between our returning soldiers and those carpetbaggers. And every time, it's a Confede...Rate it:

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Two Smart People
Ethel Hill
[music] [music continues] (male #1) Fine art of cookery. A lot of good recipes? (Ace) 'Best in the world.' (male #1) You want this wrapped?...Rate it:

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Young People
Edwin Blum
- Well? - Please, I must see Mr. And Mrs. Ballantine. - What for? - Well, I've got something to give them. - They're on now. I'll take it. - O...Rate it:

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Young People Fucking
Unknown
DWI: Renanbg Review: Renanbg - Do not be afraid. - I'm not, fuck you ... - Do not be slack. - I'm not ... - Okay - Right - Okay? - Yes. -...Rate it:

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