Cat People

Thank you.

You won't believe this,

you've probably heard it before...

...but I've never known any artists.

I am not an artist.

- Well, what's all this?

I do sketches for fashion drawings.

May I see it?

- Oh, no, it's not good.

If I let you see it, you might not

want to know any artists, ever.

I'm afraid it would have to be pretty bad

to do that. Besides, look:

'Let no one say,

and say it to your shame...'

Irena Dubrovna, is that a Russian name?

No, I'm from Serbia.

- Oh, I see.

Would you mind spelling it?

Want to know how to spell my name?

Are you going to write me a letter?

- I'd like to write you a letter.

What about?

- I would say in this letter:

'Dear Miss Dubrovna...'

I would say, 'Will you have tea with me?'

In that case, I'd just have

to write you another one. I'd say...

Here's my house.

Perhaps, Mr. Reed, you would like

to have tea in my apartment?

Oh, Miss Dubrovna...

...you make life so simple.

You know...

...I never cease to marvel at what lies

behind a brownstone front.

Well, what's the matter?

- Nothing.

But you...

You looked at me in such a funny way.

- I've never had anyone here.

You're the first friend I met in America.

Oh, I know lots of people in business.

Editors, secretaries,

other sketch artists, you know.

But you might be my first real friend.

- Thank you.

Nice.

- That's Lalage.

Lalage?

- The perfume I use. I like it.

Perhaps too well. Maybe I use

too much of it, living alone like this.

It's hard to describe.

Not like flowers, exactly. It's...

It's like something warm and living.

What's that?

It's the lions in the zoo.

One can hear them here often.

Many people in this building complain.

The roaring keeps them awake.

And you don't mind it?

- No.

To me, it's the way the sound

of the sea is to others:

Natural and soothing. I like it.

Some nights there is another sound,

the panther.

It screams like a woman.

I don't like that.

Oh, I hadn't realized how dark

it was getting.

I like the dark. It's friendly.

No, no, keep still, please.

Are you admiring my statue?

- Not exactly.

Who's it supposed to be?

- King John.

Oh, King John, the Magna Carta

and all that stuff?

No. King John of Serbia.

He was a fine king.

He drove the Mamluks out of Serbia

and freed the people.

Well, why have this around?

- Well, perhaps you have in your room...

...a picture of George Washington

or Abraham Lincoln.

Well, what does it mean?

Why is he...? Why is he spearing that cat?

- Oh, it's not really a cat.

It's meant to represent the evil ways

into which my village had once fallen.

You see, the Mamluks

came to Serbia long ago...

...and they made the people slaves.

Well, at first, the people were good...

...and worshipped God

in a true Christian way.

But little by little, the people changed.

When King John drove out the Mamluks...

...and came to our village...

...he found dreadful things.

People bowed down to Satan...

...and said their Masses to him.

They had become witches...

...and were evil.

Well, King John put some of them

to the sword...

...but some...

...the wisest and the most wicked...

...escaped into the mountains.

Now do you understand?

Well, I still don't see

what it has to do with you.

Those who escaped,

the wicked ones...

...their legend haunts the village

where I was born.

Boys who come to tea

can't expect to stay to dinner.

Some other time perhaps.

Tomorrow?

Well, what time tomorrow?

Dinner?

A little more to the left, Harry.

Easy. Just a hair.

I'm afraid she's gonna be all right, Alice.

- She's got what it takes, commodore.

Isn't it a darling?

Where'd you get it?

- I bought it.

You're not going in for cats, are you?

- No, I bought it for a friend.

We arrive at the inescapable conclusion

that our Oliver has a girl.

A brilliant deduction, Carver.

I want to show you something.

- A girlfriend?

A girl.

- Anybody I know?

Not yet, but I know you'll like her.

Well, if you like her,

she's okay with me.

Well, hello.

- Look, Irena. I brought you a present.

Why, you little devil.

Oh, it's all right.

It's just that cats don't seem to like me.

Yeah, but this is only a kitten.

It's very friendly.

When I had it in the office...

...Alice, that's the girl who works

in our department...

...it played with her.

Cats just don't like me.

Oh, I know what we can do.

You got it at a pet store, didn't you?

- Yes.

Good. Well, we could exchange it

for some other pet.

I'll get my coat.

I'd like to exchange this kitten for a canary.

- You'll have to talk louder.

What did you say?

- I can't understand a word you say.

I can't imagine what...

Oh, landie, dearie me. I can't imagine

what got into them.

All that caterwauling.

The last time they did that was

when an alley cat got in...

...and ate up one of my nice Rice finches.

I wanted to exchange this kitten for a bird.

Why, of course.

I have some lovely canaries.

One little lemon-colored fellow

with top notes like Caruso.

As peaceful as my dream of heaven.

Shall we go back now

and select just which little birdie?

You go, please, Oliver.

You pick the one you like.

I'd rather stay here.

Of course. I'll only be a minute.

Animals are ever so psychic.

There are some people

who just can't come in here.

My dear brother's wife, for instance.

She's a very nice girl.

I have nothing against her...

...but you just should see what happens

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