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Hamilton's America
Unknown
2016		-Next on "Great Performances," how did a musical based on the life of an overlooked founding father become the hottest ticket in town? The sh...Rate it:

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Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Dinesh D'Souza
2016		1 [D'Souza] If you make a film criticizing the most powerful man in the world, expect the empire to strike back. Empty your pockets. No cell p...Rate it:

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In America
Jim Sheridan
2002		There's some things you should wish for... and some things you shouldn't. That's what my little brother Frankie told me. He told me I only had...Rate it:

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Iron Man and Captain America: Heroes United
Henry Gilroy
2014		1 DR. CRULER: Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Attention all hydra defense units! Proceed to the South platform. Lethal force is authorized. ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
Jeff Dunham
2006		(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
Jeff Dunham
2011		JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters
Jeff Dunham
2012		A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
Jeff Dunham
2007		Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Ross Roasts America
Unknown
2012		- Whitney houston just died. - What's that? Whitney houston just died. That's a joke. All: no. Whitney houston just died? Shit. Houston, w...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas
Michael Ferrucci
2017		1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...Rate it:

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Jeff, Who Lives at Home
Jay Duplass
2011		I watched Signs again last night. It keeps getting better every time I see it. It's funny. The first time you watch it, it's hard to understan...Rate it:

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Kids in America
Andrew Shaifer
2005		like Lenny Bruce and Abbie Hoffman, right? . Let me go find out you know, like, freak out the other team. In the history of cheerleading, th...Rate it:

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Laid in America
Sam Milman
2016		Find a good hiding place. Good job, boys. Eye contact is very important when trying to seduce your partner. It's the most overlooked step by vi...Rate it:

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Leningrad Cowboys Go America
Aki Kaurismäki
1989		That's crap. Why? Not commercial. Go to America. Over there, they swallow any kind of crap. Call my cousin. Hotel Mansfield, Manhattan. Pekk...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Lost in America
Monica Johnson
1985		1EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT Sold sign is posted in front of a house. SHOT OF SIGN. CUT TO: 2INT. HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - SAME NIGHT The house is empty e...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Made in America
Holly Goldberg Sloan
1993		Whoa! Hi. Hi. Hey, morning, Sarah. Watch it, lady! Hi, sarah. How you doing? Slow down! Morning. You're getting crumbs on my counter. W...Rate it:

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Missing in America
Nancy L. Babine
2005		Get out of my way, you damn lazy dog. Here. No good worthless old mutt. Get out of my way, you damn critters. Here. Here. Worthless buzzar...Rate it:

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Mistress America
Noah Baumbach
2015		INT. DORM ROOM. DAY A dark room. We hear movement from outside. A key in thelock. The door opens, light from the hallway silhouettesTracy as she ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Morris From America
Chad Hartigan
2016		You see what I'm saying? Yeah, it's pretty good. Pretty good? It's kind of slow. What's slow? The flow's slow? No, the beat... Is slow. It'...Rate it:

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My Name Is Julia Ross
Muriel Roy Bolton
1945		Here, wipe your feet, will you? And oblige me that have to clean up after you. Lodgers that can't pay their rent coming and going all day... p...Rate it:

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Native America
Unknown
2018		1 This is Cane to Mission Control, for the records. This is the next phase to complete, the... most rational method of solving the problems ...Rate it:

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Once Upon a Time in America
Leonardo Benvenuti
1984		Where is he? Where is he hiding? I don't know. I've been looking for him since yesterday. I'm gonna ask you for the last time. ...Rate it:

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Once Upon a Time in China and America
Cheuk-Hon Szeto
1997		Hey Stop! Hey! Stop! Mister What is your name? Shit! It means... ...asking for your name There is a "Shit" man wanting us to stop But in s...Rate it:

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