Kids in America

---

like Lenny Bruce

and Abbie Hoffman, right?

.

Let me go find out

you know, like,

freak out the other team.

In the history of cheerleading,

that was so hot.

Great, great.

How did I get down here?

I said get out!

Jesus!

r.

This one's a keepe

[school bell rings]

So, directors,

how was your first assignment?

Lawrence.

(Chuck)

Yeah, Lawrence, Wham! rules.

And how do I know this?

Why does Halloween

only come once a year?

which will be an hour and a half

of me watching paint...dry.

But I will.

[woman sobbing]

e.

(Drucker

) That's simpl

a class assignment.

Hey.

ple."

and it's "little peo

You can take me home.

ke.

Well, then, it's a good

thing I don't own a bi

[laughter]

Shut up!

[laughs]

ss.

See you in cla

I don't know.

What?

but just after this saved game.

All right, Yahtzee.

How about the history

of the pom-pom?

[coughs]

Yes?

Smashing, good show.

I'm not the one wearing

a homemade banana hammock.

Get creative.

for tonight's performance.

Stella!

[gasping]

by Master William Shakespeare.

That is the question.

"

who urge you to close your eye

s and "trust us.

would rather buy a new Jumbotron

than hand out a condom.

(Welle

r) Stop this now!

(audience gasping)

(Weller)

Oh, my God.

I could have walked away

with that trophy.

Thank you so much,

Mr. Stratton.

Oh, good news:
you don't have

waste your time doing homework.

What do you think

about the rule?

You speak heresy, young lady.

Would Harvey Fierstein

have slit his gay wrists?

I know; I have his autograph.

g]

[pen clickin

I respectfully agree

to disagree.

Holden.

Yes.

[clicks pen]

Good luck with this.

George Michael'

s fall from grace?

.

to rip out

the young girl's genitalia

.

Yes, thank you

Anybody?

F*ck it.

Uh, that's where we

run into a slight hiccup.

You can't judge a book

by its cover.

You want to see a movie?

ot.

Oh, yeah, my mistake

. It's n

just sort of

stumbled onto it one day.

Besides, if I chose one, then

the others might get jealous.

Are you kidding me?

One of my favorite on-screen

kisses of all time.

all wrapped in one.

I don't know.

I think you've got to see it.

Show me.

an.

to formulate my pl

Anybody know what this

"12:
15" means?

Ugh, these GD kids

are effing me.

Hustle up!

Come on, get up there!

extinguish everything.

Suspension for

bad fashion sense?

to exclude the students

at Booker High School?

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Very good, very good.

December 15th...

Mom, did you

ever protest anything?

Did the soy sauce come out

of my flowered print dress?

a.

[chuckle

s] I remember she burned her br

s.

because she complain

ed of chafed nipple

Okay.

ou.

Love y

Good night, Holden.

You were amazing today.

Right, I should get going.

(Abby)

Yes, you did mention that.

when you're not playing

in the game.

[giggles]

and I was

the first order of business.

it.

long enoug

h to hear about

?

Why bother

s?

Are you telling me tha

t I don't listen to my student

And you're giving them

a reason to.

o.

I have no choice

but to let you g

what the union says

about that.

if you'll reconsider

your teaching style.

I'd rather be fired.

Hmm?

and make the best darn

Making of the Promvideo ever.

n!

Be

Little Betty Do-Good.

us.

Yeah, Hold, I'm an out

law; outlaws don't take the b

[whooping]

.

you know, inspire people

with words instead of guns

Well, you've inspired me.

if you know what I mean.

o?

Would you like t

e.

Make lov

.

I'm

tired of being respected

What are you looking for?

This is getting a little bit

ridiculous, don't you think?

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