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Me and Orson Welles
Robert Kaplow
2008		In 1592 Shakespeare had already - actor and playwright. It is not known how his career started. However, we know that he was in 1594 - joined ...Rate it:

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Me and the Colonel
S.N. Behrman
1958		Information has just been received of the advance of the German army. They are expected in Paris in the next 24 hours. Premier Reynaud said th...Rate it:

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Me and You
Niccolò Ammaniti
2012		Well'? Nothing. So you took off, went away and left him on his own'? Yes. It's normal. Normal'? He wouldn't have helped me either. - But ho...Rate it:

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Me Myself And Irene
Peter Farrelly
2000		(drumroll) (rousing orchestral fanfare playing) (fanfare ends) ♪♪ I got a star on my car and one on my chest ♪♪ ♪♪ A gun on my hip and the right to...Rate it:

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Me, Them and Lara
Francesca Marciano
2009		ME, THEM AND LARA Ladies and gentlemen, in a few minutes we'll land in Rome's Da Vinci Airport. Sir, your seatbelt and tray. - Giulio! - Carl...Rate it:

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Meet Dave
Rob Greenberg
2008		Dude, dude, no, l was, like, "Yes, we do have nuclear missiles." And he was all, like, "No, you don't." And l was all, like, "Yes, we do. Whate...Rate it:

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Meet Me There
Brandon Stroud
2014		1 Another? Vodka tonic. So, you think LA is going all the way this year? Doesn't really matter. New York got knocked out in the first fucking ...Rate it:

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Meet Monica Velour
Keith Bearden
2010		MEET MONICA VELOUR There you go. That's mine. Hey, Tobe! Oh my God. Stay right here. Excuse me. Stare much? - Hey, Kenny. - Hey. Can I have...Rate it:

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Meet My Valentine
Brady Smith
2015		1 ( waves crashing ) Woman: Mr. Bishop? Mr. Bishop, we really need you to stay still. Okay. ( machine humming ) ( humming stops ) - Okay. ...Rate it:

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Meet the Blacks
Nicole DeMasi
2016		Hey, guys. Tonight is the Purge... and I want all of my white friends to be safe. Rules of the Purge. You have 12 hours... to do any crime yo...Rate it:

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Meet The Fockers
Jim Herzfeld
2004		##[We're Gonna Get Married by Randy Newman playing] # Into life today came something beautiful # # Someone who loved me much as I love her # ...Rate it:

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Meet the Medic (WIP)
Team Fortress 2
2011		WIPRate it:

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Meet the Parents
Jim Herzfeld
2000		(Choir) # Show me a man # Who's gentle and kind # And l'll show you # A loser # Now show me a man # Who takes what he wants # Oh, how excitin...Rate it:

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Meet the Patels
Matthew Hamachek
2014		- Do you want me to hold this so you... - No, that's fine... But we both need to talk into it so maybe, put it in the middle of us. Wait, not w...Rate it:

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Meet the Sniper
Team Fortress 2
2008		[The sniper's trailer drives over the camera. The scene changes to the inside of said trailer, with the camera focusing on a bobble-head. The snipe...Rate it:

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Meet The Spartans
Jason Friedberg
2008		(drumroll) (rousing orchestral fanfare playing) (fanfare ends) (woman chanting plaintively over mournful melody) (deep whooshing) (percussion...Rate it:

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Melinda and Melinda
Woody Allen
2004		The essence of life isn't comic. lt's tragic. There's nothing intrinsically funny about the terrible facts of human existence. l disagree. Phil...Rate it:

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Melvin and Howard
Bo Goldman
1980		[Chirruping] [Engine drones in distance] Ya-haa! [Laughs] [Laughs] [Groans] [Car radio. # Crazy Horse. Gone Dead Train] # My engine was pum...Rate it:

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Men and Wolves
Giuseppe De Santis
1957		Men and Wolves In Abruzzo, with the first frosts, when flocks and shepherds leave the high ground over which is about to stretch out the white ...Rate it:

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Merlin and the Book of Beasts
Brook Durham
2010		Five. Five. Metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis. Ow. T...Rate it:

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Merlin and the War of the Dragons
Jon Macy
2008		(as spoken in english audio) Britain, 420 AD The Roman Empire has called all its troops home .. . when it ended the occupation of the country, ...Rate it:

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Mickybo and Me
Terry Loane
2004		Come on. Lift your feet. Back in 1970, the whole world knew that Belfast was a divided city. Neighborhoods were turning into ghettos, but I k...Rate it:

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Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil
John Lee Hancock
1997		Quit eyeballing me, Flavius. I knew you when you was a two-bit hustler on Bull Street. JOHN: Excuse me! Where can a fella get a cab? DRIVER: ...Rate it:

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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
Andrew Jay Cohen
2016		Oh, no, oh, no Ahhh, oh, no, ahhh, oh, no Ahhh, oh, no No, she don't mess around No, she don't mess around 100% blue agave. Taste it. Look, ...Rate it:

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