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Melvin Frank
1966
"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

John A. Davis
2001
you better have | a look at this, sir. - Commercial flight. | - No. Too fast, sir. - One of our own? | - Air Force has nothing scheduled. We've ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

Spike Lee
2014
Church, let's bow our heads for a brief prayer for our recently departed Bishop Enoch. - He's in a better place now. - Pray for his lovely fami...Rate it:

(4.00 / 9 votes)

Woody Allen
1999
Why Emmet Ray? Because he was interesting. To me, Emmet Ray was a fascinating character. I was a huge fan of his when I was younger. I though...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)

Steven McGregor
2017
1 What you fuckin' doing? Standing around? Oi! That's it, walk away. Fuckin' idiot. Black bastard. Why don't you listen to me, eh? - What'd...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)

Ernest Lehman
1957
FADE IN: EXT. INT. GLOBE NEWSPAPER BUILDING - DUSK - N.Y. A row of newspaper delivery trucks is lined up against the long loading bay, waiting fo...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)

Keisuke Yoshida
2013
1 We've really never met? I swear I've seen you before Oh, you're a celebrity? No, I'm not Really? I feel there must be something Okay, your...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Paul Yurick
2001
FADE IN: 1 EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - DAY 1 OPENING CREDITS and MUSIC play as dawn breaks over thecity by the bay. Sounds of intense SEXUAL EXERTION F...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)

Paul Laverty
2002
1 - Right, who wants a shot? - Me! 25p a go. Pay Pinball. Get in a line. Get in the back, you. Money. Do you not want a shot? Get in the q...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

Ángel Agudo
2015
SWEET HOME Hey, babe. Tonight... well, yeah, I don't know, I'm exhausted. Could we make it some other night? I'm just messing with you. Happ...Rate it:

(1.50 / 2 votes)

Atom Egoyan
1997
FADE IN INT. SUMMER COTTAGE -- DAY A young family together in bed. It is a bright summer morning. Father, mother, and a three year old girl are...Rate it:

(1.50 / 2 votes)

Robert Redlin
1990
I WONDER WHERE I'LL BE TOMORROW. I WONDER WHY I DIDN'T STAY WHERE I WAS A WEEK AGO AND A THOUSAND MILES FROM HERE. I WONDER WHETHER I SHOUL...Rate it:

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Tinto Brass
1967
Pop, the 12th one. Open. - May I open? - Open. Is he your husband, madam? Ok, Pop. He died instantly, miss Burroughs. By a concussion. So ...Rate it:

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Ed Graczyk
1982
1 20th MEETING OF THE DISCIPLES OF JAMES DEAN Jimmy Dean? Jimmy Dean! Get back here to the 5 and Dime now, Jimmy Dean! Jimmy Dean, you are t...Rate it:

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Jeff Grace
2016
1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Christopher Nielsen
2006
But that shit! Come on! Let's go, people! Liberate all the animals! They will go! Eye only that! what they did with you? There are bad peopl...Rate it:

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Bob Greene
1990
Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Leonard Gershe
1957
(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Jeffrey Boam
1988
FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Michael Haneke
1997
Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Michael Haneke
2007
Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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Harry Basil
2006
Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Judd Apatow
2009
MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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Carlo Allen
2015
1 Come on, it's my turn. - It's my turn. - I don't care, you've had it forever. You're not playing fair! Don't be a sore loser. If you cannot...Rate it:

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