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Jeannie Gaffigan
2018		1 BOY: That's Mom and Dad. [hip-hop music] MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, Jim Gaffigan! [cheers and applause] Thank you! Thank you so much. Th...Rate it:

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Remy Patato
1999		gs] Squidward: Whatever. [Jess comes up and tells Squidward what he wants and Squidward relays order to SpongeBob] Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat b...Rate it:

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Remy Patato
1999		Games Movies TV Wikis Search My Account START A WIKI Encyclopedia SpongeBobia Encyclopedia SpongeBobia 14,950 PAGES ADD NEW PAGE COMMUNITY THE S...Rate it:

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Douglas Morrow
1951		Ladies and gentlemen, the honorable Roy J. Turner, Governor of the State of Oklahoma. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here this evening ...Rate it:

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Adam Brooks
2014		Come here, yes, come here, oh, yes... You bitch! I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you! Don't even try to move my clear, you're complet...Rate it:

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Chris Chuang
2016		1 I was in my office at work and I got a call from an international number. I always an... Through the last three years, when it was an inter...Rate it:

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Stephen Vincent Benet
1952		"Yes, Dan'I Webster's dead, or at least theY buried him. "But everY time there's a thunderstorm around Marshfield, "theY saY You can hear his r...Rate it:

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Vincent Lawrence
1942		Hey, make up your mind. Do you want to bet or don't you? Shut up. You want the cops to hear you, you mug? Go on, you four-flusher. Is this as ...Rate it:

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Unknown
2017		1 You start now when Andy steps in. You mean me... I step in. You are being Andy in this movie. I know, but you talk like I'm not standing her...Rate it:

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Tim Burns
2015		1 Welcome to turkey hollow, The turkey capital of the world! Turkey hollow is a quaint little town, Nestled right in the Podunk section Of t...Rate it:

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Jim Jefferies
2014		1 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage Mr. Jim Jefferies! Hello! Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. Thank you, B...Rate it:

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Jim Jefferies
2009		Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jim Jefferies. Hey. How are you doing? What a nice little start. My name's Jim, I'm from Australia, but I've been ...Rate it:

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Jim Jefferies
2018		Hello, London! That's my town. Uh... This is my second home. I lived here for ten years. I love London. I actually recorded a couple of spec...Rate it:

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Jim Norton
2017		1 First of all, thank you so much for doing this. I know you're busy. I was kind of embarrassed to ask you. What do you need, exactly? Becaus...Rate it:

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Henri-Pierre Roché
1962		You told me: "I love you." I told you: "Wait." I almost said: "Yes." You said: "Go." JULES AND JIM With the Little SABINE HAUDEPIN With And...Rate it:

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Craig Roberts
2015		(Door opening) (Man whistling) (Footsteps approaching) (Lighter clicking on) (Lit cigarette crackling) (Slow exhale) (Footsteps retreating) ...Rate it:

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Don Hertzfeldt
1997		1 Geez, I don't even know where to begin. I just can't figure out men. Remember how in first grade, little boys would chase little girls arou...Rate it:

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Jim Strouse
2005		Sorry are you going towards uhh... Hey. Hi, Tim. Jimmy! Oh my goodness. Donald! Jimmy's here. What? It's Jim. Come here, let mom look at you...Rate it:

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Wade Cross
2020		INT. CHINESE BUFFET - AFTERNOON Mean Stripper MS. SARAH NICOLE is arguing with Nice Chef MS. BLAKE WETHERS. SARAH tries to hug BLAKE but she sha...Rate it:

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Garland
2022		1 EXT. ALLEY- NIGHT Det. Jones and Det. David standing outside of the car w/ duffle bag on the ground; waiting to do a transaction for a drug deal....Rate it:

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Isabelle
1976		BLACK FIGHTER (to cornerman) ...I'm gonna bust his head wide open! CORNERMAN (lackluster) ...Ya waltzin' -- Give the suckers some...Rate it:

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