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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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10 Things I Hate About You
Gil Junger
1999		PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oreg...Rate it:

(4.45 / 9 votes)
Evil Things
Dominic Perez
2009		Maya, hey Girl... alright. I'm going away for a couple days. You behave. No peeing on the floor. Behave, alright. I'm coming. So you're gonna be ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Things We Lost in the Fire
Allan Loeb
2007		- Dad? - Yes. The water is green. No, it is fluorescent. - How is it? Fluore... - Fluorescent. Fluorescent it means ignition from inside. A...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Robert Getchell
1974		ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
All Things Fall Apart
50 Cent
2011		Three! Okay, first and ten and Deon Barnes on a roll with three touchdowns and a hundred yards rushing. He gets... yeah, yeah, hoo... Hut! A...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Wild Things
Stephen Peters
1998		FADE IN: MAIN TITLE SEQUENCE -- BLACK INTERCUT -- QUICK FLASH-FORWARDS INSIDE A STEAMY SHOWER -- A wet naked woman and man wrappe...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
10 Most Excellent Things: The Devil Wears Prada
John Wheeler
2006		[ Squeaks ] [ Woman Singing ] [ Continues ] [ Continues ] - [ Continues ] - Good luck. [ Continues ] [ Children Giggling ] [ Continues ] -...Rate it:

(1.00 / 2 votes)
10 Most Excellent Things: The Producers
Unknown
2005		- Opening night - Opening night It's opening night It's Max Bialystock's latest show Will it flop or will it go? The cast is taking its final ...Rate it:

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All Good Things
Marcus Hinchey
2010		( insects chirping ) Man: For the record, Tell the ladies and gentlemen of the jury Your name. Man #2: Um, david marks. And where were yo...Rate it:

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All the Invisible Things
Jakob M. Erwa
2007		Leave him alone or I'll shoot! Let me see your hands! Back off! Stay there! Stay there, you cocksuckers! Don't move! Don't move! ALL THE INVI...Rate it:

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All Things Must Pass: The Rise and Fall of Tower Records
Steven Leckart
2015		way back when, when young teenagers had a collection of 45 rpm records, to me that was kind of exciting. that was almost better than having ...Rate it:

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All Things to All Men
George Isaac
2013		[TRAFFIC NOISES] [GUN CLICKS] [EXHALES] [GUN CLICKS] Silencer? I'll take it. - Munitions? - Yeah. [AMMUNITIONS JANGLE] Hey. It was good t...Rate it:

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Best and Most Beautiful Things
Unknown
2016		You gonna light this candle? Don't you think lighting a candle is kind of cliche? What do you mean? Everyone does that in movies. "Concentrat...Rate it:

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Dirty Pretty Things
Steven Knight
2002		Ryanair final call|for passenger Wilton, travelling to Brussels,|Charleroi, on flight FR 1014. Please proceed immediately|to departure gate 6, w...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
1990		Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
1957		(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
1988		FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
1997		Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Games U.S.
Michael Haneke
2007		Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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Funny Money
Harry Basil
2006		Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
2009		MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore
Macon Blair
2017		Make you go away, go away Where it's sunny In July Romance another day Go away where it's sunny The AR-15 used in the incident was legally re...Rate it:

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