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Silent Running
Deric Washburn
1972		How are you today, hmm? Feeling good? Aww. I bet you'd like something to eat, wouldn't ya? Hmm? Here, I got something in my pocket here. Som...Rate it:

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Silent Hill
Roger Avary
2006		Sharon! She's not here. Oh, God. Christopher, can you see anything? Sharon! - Sharon! - She's there. Sharon! Honey! Sharon! Wait for Momm...Rate it:

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The Silent Mountain
Clemens Aufderklamm
2014		I remember that day as if it was yesterday. It was a peaceful spring... here in the south of our empire. The first World War was already ragin...Rate it:

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Kevin Smith
2001		OVER BLACK WE SEE: CHYRON A long time ago, in front of a convenience store far, far away-- EXT. QUICK STOP YEARS AGO--DAY We FADE IN on the blo...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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Silent Partner
James D. Deck
2005		Bucharest, Romania What? Why are you a thief, Jack? Diplomatic corps wouldn't take me. Besides, l like to think that l'm doing my part... for...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Les ténèbres révélées de Silent Hill révélation 3D
Unknown
2013		You cannot defeat me. Do not go to Silent Hill. Honey, it's okay. I'm here. It was burning. Hey come on, kiddo. It was just a dream. It's alw...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012		When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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Original Kings of Comedy
Cedric the Entertainer
2000		Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...Rate it:

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Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
John Davies
2011		BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...Rate it:

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Run Silent Run Deep
John Gay
1958		(radar bleeps) Setup on leading freighter. (speaking in Japanese) Range. - Mark? - 1-5-0-0. tubes 1 and 2. Stand by. Open outer doors, 1 and...Rate it:

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Silent House
Laura Lau
2011		Hey, sweetie. Hey, Dad. I hit the Internet cafe. You know how many e-mails I had in my box? Eighty-three. Oh, you're a popular guy. Very. Of...Rate it:

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Silent Night
Jayson Rothwell
2012		Up on the housetop, reindeer pause Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus Down through the chimney with lots of toys All for the little ones' Christ...Rate it:

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Silent Night, Deadly Night
Paul Caimi
1984		CHRISTMAS EVE, 1971 ... to St. Claus tonight there will be a full moon, and a starry sky for help you find your way. The temperature in this ...Rate it:

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