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Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
Jeff Dunham
2006		(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
Jeff Dunham
2007		Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Simon Kinberg
2005		OK, I'll go first. Let me say, we don't really need to be here. - See, we've been married five years. - Six. Five, six years. And this is like...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
Waldo Salt
1939		The CAPITOL DOME at Washington fades in. It is night, and the dome is flooded in light. This view dissolves to the ...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Captain John Smith and Pocahontas
Aubrey Wisberg
1953		So you are the Capt. John Smith... who some termed the worst rogue in our kingdom... and others, the boldest adventurer. To being Capt. John Sm...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Norman Krasna
1941		Breakfast, Mr. Smith. What are they doing? She's under the bedclothes, he's playing cards. - You looked through the keyhole? - You can't see a...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
Jeff Dunham
2011		JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters
Jeff Dunham
2012		A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)
'Pimpernel' Smith
Anatole de Grunwald
1941		1 - Have you got it? - I think so, yes, I think so. Weber, my notebook. - What's the matter? - I thought I heard someone outside. - He's alwa...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts America
Unknown
2012		- Whitney houston just died. - What's that? Whitney houston just died. That's a joke. All: no. Whitney houston just died? Shit. Houston, w...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas
Michael Ferrucci
2017		1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...Rate it:

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Jeff, Who Lives at Home
Jay Duplass
2011		I watched Signs again last night. It keeps getting better every time I see it. It's funny. The first time you watch it, it's hard to understan...Rate it:

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Nevada Smith
John Michael Hayes
1966		- Morning, son. - Morning. We're off course. Know the old mine around here? - There's a lot of them here. - It's worked by a man named Sand. ...Rate it:

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Smith!
Louis Pelletier
1969		1 [I Bobby Russell: The Ballad of Smith and Gabriel Jimmyboy] [horse whinnying] [boy] Come on, Tasha. Come on! That's the idea. Come on! Come...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and tha...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank...Rate it:

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Whispering Smith
Frank Butler
1948		Come on. Let's get. Hi, Murray. Hello, Sam. Well, hiya, Bill. Hiya, Murray. Hiya, Captain. How 'bout a splash of hot java? Coming up. Hiya, D...Rate it:

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