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Jackass Number Two
Jeff Tremaine
Holy shit! Oh, fuck! No, no, no! Oh, shit! Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass! All right, boys and girls. It's time for a puppet s...Rate it:

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Private Detective: Two Plus Two Plus One
Rajat Kapoor
You killed the plant finally I told you so often to water it every day You're an ass. - Raj... "hurry up, or you'll be late" One more How mu...Rate it:

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Jackass - The Movie
Jeff Tremaine
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. Hello. I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm about to rent a car. - What's up? - Hi, I have a reservat...Rate it:

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Jackass 2.5
Unknown
Attention! Be seated. Now, I'd like to present to you Jackass 2.. But before I do, I would like to introduce you to the fine men who risked ...Rate it:

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Jackass 3.5
Unknown
JACKASS 3.5 Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass! Thank you very much. People are always asking me, "Is there anything that...Rate it:

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Jackass 3D
Jeff Tremaine
1 Good evening. I'm Butt-head. The movie you are about to see will be presented using special 3D technology. You will see the Jackasses like ...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Unknown
Law offices. You know what I want to be when I grow up? - What? - A fisherman. I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich so I can move ri...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5
Unknown
- Is it going? - Yes. Okay. Leave a message for Irving Zisman at the... You fucking mutt, you're fixing the penguin, dude. I don't give a fu...Rate it:

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Jackass: The Lost Tapes
Unknown
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. MAN: Three, two, one, fire! (LAUGHlNG) Come wash my back. Well, I'm Johnny Knoxville, United St...Rate it:

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Sorry, Wrong Number
Lucille Fletcher
- Operator? Operator? - Your call, please. I've been ringing Murray Hill 3-5097 for the last half hour. The line is always busy. Will you ring...Rate it:

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I Am Number Four
Alfred Gough
Whoo! You know, showboating like that just makes you look desperate. Yeah, "Look at me. I can flip my ski." Pathetic. - Yeah. - Daniel, that ...Rate it:

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Lucky Number Slevin
Jason Smilovic
He's clean. So... Why are you here? Hm? There was a time You misunderstood. I wasn't asking for the time I was just saying "There was a time....Rate it:

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Number Seventeen
Unknown
2 THE NUMBER SEVENTEEN For Sale or Would be Let Help! Are you hurt? Where is that candle? Take, drink a little. - Huh? Yes, yes. Yes, sir. ...Rate it:

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Number Stations, The
Unknown
Translation and interpretation: Movie FullMovieZ 7-3-4-7. 4-9-3-1. 4-3-1-9. # From the Second St.. War intelligence used secret radio station...Rate it:

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Perfect Number
Gong-ju Lee
Perfect Number It stopped raining It's a bit cold today, Yoon-Ah What are we going to do with this? Oh, no Hope it's not dead "No, it's not. ...Rate it:

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Private Number
LazRael Lison
1 Come on, buddy. You did this once. You can do it again. All right. Hey, babe! Hey, punkin patch! How you doing? Look at you in that dress...Rate it:

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Private Number
Gene Markey
Attention please! I have an announcement to make that concerns you all. Mrs. Winfield is returning from Europe today. As you all know, that me...Rate it:

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The Making of 'The Number 23'
Unknown
IA week ago, the only thing I thought was Out of the ordinary was that it was my birthday. Sorry. I'm just bored. Oh. Unit 5, come in. Unit...Rate it:

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The Secret Number
Colin Levy
1 This is pointless. This is very good, Professor, thank you. That wasn't so hard, was it? So does this look wrong to you? Yeah. Because it i...Rate it:

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Uchuu Kyoudai: Number Zero
Unknown
Climb! Yes, sir! (pants) Hibito We need to conduct an in-depth investigation I hear and Obey, Big Brother An older brother must always walk i...Rate it:

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What's Your Number?
Gabrielle Allan
(TAKE BACK THE WORLD PLAYING) Light as a feather Stiff as a board I'm-a elevate myself on my own accord Ain't nobody's business Who's life is...Rate it:

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Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
Unknown
[drumroll] [rousing orchestral fanfare playing] [fanfare ends] [birds squawking] [wind blowing] [grand, royal orchestral theme playing] NAR...Rate it:

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Guy Ritchie
INT. INTERROGATION ROOM - PRESENT This whole scene is shot using only extreme close-ups of eyes, cards, tapping fingers and mouths. We open on a ...Rate it:

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Fran Walsh
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS Screenplay by Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and P...Rate it:

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The Man with Two Brains
George Gipe
Check the heartline. - Are you hyperventilating the patient? - No, doctor. Ready the bone wax. Metzenbaum scissors. - Get that cat out of here...Rate it:

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Two Can Play That Game
Mark Brown
He didn't think you'd fall for that line. Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm. Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dog....Rate it:

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Kubo and the Two Strings
Marc Haimes and Chris Butler
KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS 1/92 (0100 PRO) PROLOGUE BLACK A child’s whispered voice HISSES through the darkness... CHILD’S VOICE (V.O....Rate it:

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Two Weeks
Steve Stockman
1 KEITH: Testing, testing. One, two. One, two. Okay, that's good. Ready, Mom? Okay, how do you want me to sit? Any way you want. I'm just g...Rate it:

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It Takes Two
Deborah Dean Davis
Back up! Back up! Fans, it's the bottom of the ninth. and the bases are loaded. And guess who the orphans have at bat! That's right. It's the...Rate it:

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Two Moon Junction
Zalman King
The tradition of our sisterhood at Phi Gamma Kappa goes back to the days when cotton was king. And just as it has been for generation after ge...Rate it:

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A Tale of Two Cities
Charles Dickens
Get up. Get up. Come on. Get up. Get up. Get up there, get up there. Come on there. Now push hard. Get up. Push hard. Come on. Come on, there...Rate it:

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A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot
Ernesto Gastaldi
God will punish you, Jelly Roll. You scared the bejesus out of me. Well, it ain't smart to live alone, Tom. You start seeing scary shadows. Re...Rate it:

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A Tale of Two Cities
T.E.B. Clarke
Get up! Go on! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! - Shall we have 'em out, Tom? - Yeah. I'm obliged to ask you to lighten the load up ...Rate it:

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A Tale of Two Sisters
Jee-woon Kim
A Tale Of Two Sisters How was your day today? How was it? Well then, shall we talk? First, tell me about yourself Who do you think you are? D...Rate it:

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A Zed & Two Noughts
Peter Greenaway
A swan? What sort of a swan? Leda? Who is Leda? Is she the injured woman? Laid by whom? By Jupiter? Was that the cause of death? A female swa...Rate it:

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Along With the Gods: The Two Worlds
Ho-min Ju
1 LOTTE ENTERTAINMENT & DEXTER STUDIOS PRESEN A REALIES PICTURES & DEXTER STUDIOS PRODUCTION ORIGINAL STORY BY JU Ho-min When a person reaches...Rate it:

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Arthur et la guerre des deux mondes (Arthur 3 and the War of Two Worlds)
Unknown
"Remember ..." "Arthur was a little boy who wanted to save his grandparents' home." "He asked the two-millimetre tall Minimoys, who lived at th...Rate it:

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Batman vs. Two-Face
Michael Jelenic
REPORTER: (ON RADIO) Hello, citizens of Gotham. This is Desmond Dumas with breaking news. Representatives from Gotham PD and City Hall are co...Rate it:

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Between Two Fires
Agnieszka Lukasiak
Attention please! The express train from Moscow to Dnepropetrovsk leaves in ten minutes from platform 8. Numbering commences from the tail end...Rate it:

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Between Two Worlds
Daniel Fuchs
YOUR ATTENTION. BUSES AND CARS ARE NOW DRAWING UP TO TAKE YOU TO YOUR SHIP. REMAIN AS YOU ARE, BUT BE READY TO LEAVE AS SOON AS YOUR ALPHABET...Rate it:

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Che: Part Two
Peter Buchman
He who merits, through qualification and virtue, the highest ranks is, however, not counted among the members of our Central Committee. And s...Rate it:

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Dig Two Graves
Hunter Adams
What the fuck do you think you're doin', deputy? You're not going anywhere with that badge. What the fuck do you think you're doin', deputy? ...Rate it:

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Gaga: Five Foot Two
Unknown
1 ["Kaval Sviri" plays] Hi, angel! Hi! They're doing so much better now and they're happy. Want some chicken? Hey! Down. Mommy. Ronnie. Co...Rate it:

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Happy Feet Two
George Miller
00:01:28,480 -- 00:01:33,480 Translation Naveen 2505 2 00:01:34,481 -- 00:01:38,583 brothers sisters Penguins 3 00:01:38,600 -- 00:01:41,19...Rate it:

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House for Two
Rudolf Ráz
[Music] [Music...] [Noise of a restaurant] So, the massage... Come, come! - Good. - Go fuck yourself. One. So, gentlemen, who else? End of...Rate it:

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Justice League: Crisis On Two Earths
Dwayne McDuffie
No time for niceties. Way to be stealthy, Luther. The moment I shut down the grid, it sent a silent alarm. They're already on their way here. ...Rate it:

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Of Two Minds
Richard Friedenberg
Mom? Dinner! Do you-? Dinnertime! Do you-? Mom? Ma? She's dead! She's dead! She's dead! Somebody help me! Somebody help me! Mom! Someb...Rate it:

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One and Two
Andrew Droz Palermo
Breakfast is on the table. We're burning daylight. Come on. Let's go. - Zac. - I'm coming. We gotta get this done by nightfall. Go on now. M...Rate it:

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One by Two
Devika Bhagat
1 Excuse Me! Could you get out of my way? Thank You! Move out, will you! Thank You. And you of course, had to come and block the camera! Hey...Rate it:

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One, Two, Many
John Melendez
orchestral horse neighs, collapses rock Well, she's gone And l won't be coming home l heard that a broken heart ls better left alone After1,...Rate it:

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Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans
Unknown
The National Film Archive presents Sunrise. Based on The Journey to Tilsit, a novel by Hermann Sudermann. Directed by: F.W. MURNAU Productio...Rate it:

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The Mirror Has Two Faces
Richard LaGravenese
Notice the elegance of the proof. It's beautiful! It reminds me of a quote from Socrates: "If measure and symmetry are absent from any composi...Rate it:

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The Ring Two
Ehren Kruger
I wanna show you something. What? Have you ever seen something so scary that you had to show to someone else? I mean, like, you know, a movi...Rate it:

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The Two Faces of January
Hossein Amini
1 Take a look at that view. Spectacular, isn't it? But it was here on the acropolis hill that some believe Theseus's father king Aegeus look...Rate it:

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The Two Mrs. Carrolls
Thomas Job
Mr. Carroll, You have a fish on your line. Mr. Carroll! You've caught a fish. Mr. Carroll. Darling, didn't you hear Macgregor? You've caug...Rate it:

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Trouble for Two
Robert Louis Stevenson
1 10,000 pardons, your excellency. It's quite unavoidable, I assure you - Ceremonies, affairs of state, speeches, you know. Oh. His royal hi...Rate it:

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Two Brothers
Alain Godard
300 Guineas. Now Ladies and Gentlemen, Who would start with 300 Guineas on this magnificent pair of tusks? Oh, please let's hear a Gentlemen, 300...Rate it:

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Two For The Money
Dan Gilroy
That's me. That's my dad. I remember that day. And believe it or not, I remember that hit. I remember it because of the smile that spread over...Rate it:

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Two for the Road
Frederic Raphael
They don't look very happy. Why should they? They just got married. I hope you enjoy your trip, Mr. Wallace. Thank you. And your wife. Thank...Rate it:

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Two for the Seesaw
Isobel Lennart
(melancholy trumpet solo) (flamenco guitar, bongo drums, laughter) (hum of conversation) - Hey! Jerry Ryan, glad you could make it. - Good to ...Rate it:

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Two Gates of Sleep
Alistair Banks Griffin
Mama? She's not here. Mama? Mama, you out here? Yeah. Leave the tv. What is this? I don't know. Doesn't matter 'cause I ain't touching it ...Rate it:

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Two Girls and a Guy
James Toback
You got a problem? Me? No, I ain't got no problem. Take a good look. Does it look like I got a problem? ## Yeah. It looks to me like you got a...Rate it:

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Two Little Boys
Unknown
# Invercargill March NIGE, V/O: You know how they say bad luck comes in threes? Yeah, well, I thought that was a load of shit, but it turns out...Rate it:

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Two Lost in a Dirty Night
Paulo Halm
1 TWO LOST IN A DIRTY NIGH - 2 Perdidos numa Noite Suja - Mom, I'm sorry I haven't written. But I'm too busy. I'm not complaining. It's all go...Rate it:

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Two Lovers
James Gray
Leonard... I love you, but I have to go. I have to. Oh! - Help! - Hey! Hey, come here, man. You all right, man? - Should we call an ambula...Rate it:

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Two Lovers and a Bear
Louis Grenier
1 - Oh, you suck! Unbelievable! - What? - Unbelievable! - Unbelievable! - on! No, I'm just kidding! - I didn't believe you for a second! I...Rate it:

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Two Men in Town
Olivier Lorelle
1 Stop! Stop! Stop! Sheriff Agati, contact Border Patrol. Three possible illegals bearing straight north. Do you have any more fragile in the...Rate it:

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Two Moons
Edward LeSaint
Is the air conditioning off? Why is it so hot? Do you want to hear a scary story? If you see two moons at night, there are ghosts near you Wh...Rate it:

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Two Much
Fernando Trueba
Brenda. Brenda. Brenda. - Brenda. - Yes? - Mrs. Doyle? - Yes? - Can I help you? - I am Art Dodge from Art's Gallery on Lincoln Road. - I ha...Rate it:

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Two Mules for Sister Sara
Albert Maltz
(Birdsong) (Hoots ) (Growling) (Horses whinnying) (Men shouting in distance ) (Sho...Rate it:

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Two Night Stand
Mark Hammer
1 Shit, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... Looking for homemade, fresh-baked goods? Come to Terry's Country bake shop in Red Hook. - Home ...Rate it:

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Two of a Kind
John Herzfeld
Neverstand behind a golfer, dummy, when he's gettin'ready, to take a shot. Stand over there. Damn! - Want some chicken?. - I quit eatin' meat....Rate it:

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Two Rabbits
Afonso Poyart
to be many things. A doctor... ...astronaut... ...a diver. To start a band, be a hugely successful Latin music star... Create a blog... tha...Rate it:

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Two Rode Together
Frank S. Nugent
Thank you, Jesu. Senor, the widow Gomez has delivered a son this morning. A boy. Bully for the widow Gomez. But, senor, it has been more than...Rate it:

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Two Smart People
Ethel Hill
[music] [music continues] (male #1) Fine art of cookery. A lot of good recipes? (Ace) 'Best in the world.' (male #1) You want this wrapped?...Rate it:

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Two Stage Sisters
Lingu Wang
TWO STAGE SISTERS Screenplay: Lin Gu, Xu Jin, Xie Jin Director: Xie Jin Cinematography: Zhou Daming, Chen Zhenxiang Starring: Xie Fang as Chunh...Rate it:

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Two Sunny Days
Ognjen Svilicic
Excuse me. Please, fasten your seatbelt. Thank you. Goodbye! - Goodbye. - Have a pleasant evening. Good evening. Good evening. I'm Martina. ...Rate it:

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Two Weeks Notice
Marc Lawrence
I'm an attorney and this isn't how I argue a case. You're getting on my nerves! This building has been here 75 years. It deserves to remain for...Rate it:

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Two Worlds
Andy Lefton
Move!. You don't run very fast. Give me the red pepper!. Okay, he's ready. Move, Begamenian! TWO WORLDS Hurry, our master has woken! Hello. ...Rate it:

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Two-Bit Waltz
Clara Mamet
And why is it that you're here? I saw a sign today that said "Randy's Donuts... And why is it that you're here? Tastiest donuts you've ever en...Rate it:

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Two-Lane Blacktop
Rudy Wurlitzer
In Hollywood, 54 degrees. # 93 KHJ # #KCRC, San Bernardino # Radio for California - Keeping an eye out the window, we have the showers - Ther...Rate it:

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