Two Lovers
Leonard...
I love you,
but I have
to go.
I have to.
Oh!
- Help!
- Hey! Hey, come here, man.
You all right, man?
- Should we call an ambulance?
- I don't know.
Just get-- get him down.
Watch out, watch out!
- He swallowed a lot of water.
- Sit him up!
- Sit him up.
- Sit him up.
- Go!
- Get him on his back.
I'll try C.P.R.
Stop!
Are you all right?
You all right?
What happened there?
I fell in the water.
No, he didn't!
I saw him.
- He jumped.
- Breathe, breathe.
What are you talking about?
I fell in the water.
- He just jumped in.
- Come on, I gotta go!
Just take it easy, man.
Where you going?
Where you going?
You gotta wait
for the cops, man.
Hey!
Hey, buddy, you even gonna thank
the guy who just saved your life?
Huh?
This guy right here--
he just saved your life.
Oh.
Thank you.
Jesus.
Hey, ain't that the guy
that works over at the, uh,
the dry-cleaner
on Neptune Avenue?
Maybe. But he doesn't look
too dry to me now.
Douchebag.
From New York 1 News,
This is
"New York Tonight."
Hello?
I was beginning to think
you weren't going to make it.
We're having guests
for dinner tonight.
What-- what happened?
Huh?
You're all wet.
I fell
into the bay.
It's cold-- Mom, come
on, stop. I'm fine.
- You fell into the bay?
- It's not gonna happen again.
- Don't worry.
- Leonard.
It was an accident.
Can I change, please?
Reuben!
Mom, I'm fine!
I'm fine.
What is the matter?
I think he
tried again.
He said he fell
in the bay.
Leonard?
I think he forgot
his medication this morning.
Leonard?
Listen-- the man who wants
to buy our business
is coming over tonight
with his family.
Let's cancel that.
No, they're almost here.
Look, if he still has
this bipolar problem,
he just has to
take his pills.
It would be nice if
you joined us, okay?
'Cause we want you
to join us.
Okay.
Stupid stupid.
Hi, how are you?
Oh, enjoy.
Thank you!
- Hi.
- Hello.
I hope we're not late.
The directions were perfect.
- It smells good.
- How you feeling?
Good,
thank you.
Good. You remember
my wife Carol.
Hi, nice to
see you again.
- Thank you so much.
- And these are my kids--
--David, my son.
David.
Oh thanks, Dad.
Pleased to meet you.
I have to go
to the bathroom.
Down at the end
of the hallway.
Hey hey, David,
what you got?
Ohh!
David,
say thank you.
All right. Come inside.
Let me take your coats.
Yeah, take
the coats.
- This is a beautiful place.
- Yeah, you like it?
It's so nostalgic--
it's like the place I grew up in.
Eat what you'd like. Okay.
- They're not baked.
- They taste like baked.
Okay.
My wife-- my princess--
is in the kitchen getting dinner ready.
She'll be right out.
Anyway, help yourself.
It's homemade hummus.
I did it.
- Oh!
- Yeah.
Mmm, terrific! Terrific!
- Ooh!
- This is my son Leonard.
- How you doing?
- Leonard? Michael Cohen.
- How do you do?
- Nice to meet you.
My wife Carol,
my daughter Sandra.
- Hi, how you doing?
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
...Not from the Catskills.
The Catskills that we
were talking about
Is like
the slums of the Catskills.
- South Fallsburg, Loch Sheldrake.
- Which is more west?
- Kiamesha. Kiamesha.
Is it more west than--
- We met at the Catskills.
Just in time for the flies.
You were very--
- And you were the prettiest one.
I paid him to say that.
35 years ago in
the Catskills.
Please don't make me older.
- Hey, you like magic?
- Yeah.
You ever heard of
the melting spoon?
No.
It's really cool.
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