Two Night Stand
F***, f***, f***, f***, f***...
Looking for homemade, fresh-baked goods?
Come to Terry's Country
bake shop in Red Hook.
- Home of "Family Circle's" magazine...
- ...with it's stunning natural beauty,
Fiji is the ideal holiday
tropical paradise for couples.
Well, Dave, while we didn't get the
white Christmas we were hoping for,
mother nature may have
a few tricks up her sleeve.
hurricane-force blizzard coming tonight...
Oh, Megan, right where I left you.
- How adorable.
- You caught me red-handed.
I'm just... I'm such a sucker
for the classic American novel.
- Bad day?
- No, I'm just exhausted.
Yeah, I know, me too, right?
Maybe it's time... to get a job.
- You're telling me...
- Yes, I am.
I look for fulfilling work all the time.
break whenever you're around.
It's like studying when mom is watching.
Did you talk to your
parents about the lease?
Because the deadline's on the first and
Cedric is willing to take over if you...
Yeah, no, I haven't made a
decision on that yet, per se...
How did you not make a decision yet?
I mean, what did you do today?
Or what did you do this week?
I did Christmas.
- And I also started online dating.
- Yes, yeah, shut up.
- No, I'm proud.
I said, started. I'm not a machine.
And, I also really like that idea
of going Dutch on principle except,
you know, I don't have any money so it's
kind of more of an intellectual exercise.
Hey, where are you going?
You just got home.
Cedric's friend is having
this birthday thing at this bar.
So then you're not cooking dinner?
Do you want to come?
Well, it kind of depends
on the cake situation.
Well, the birthday boy is single.
And he's not the brightest but he's pretty,
so he's perfect for a one-night stand.
I don't know. Do you think I'm ready?
Who cares? I'm ready for you
to be ready. I mean seriously,
how long has it been? Aren't you horny?
Now see, I knew you two little freaks
be having these type of conversations
when I'm not around.
I knew it, especially you.
- Hi, Cedric.
- I knew it, I caught you.
Well, yes, no, I'm horny but I'm also...
somewhat lazy, sometimes.
So the two counteract,
like dueling wizards...
Not anymore. Tonight is the night.
- Faiza's setting me up.
- I'm thinking Ben.
- I like that, that's cool.
- What's up? ID please.
- I'm a girl.
No, I'm sorry, you look kinda young.
Take it like a compliment, all right?
How did you lose your ID again?
You don't go anywhere.
Okay, wait, look,
I am old enough, I swear.
- Do you see that, right there? It moves.
- Oh, my God, Megan.
- From who?
I don't know, I just...
said that to be nice.
Chris, I think this girl's
trying to get by you.
Oh, no. This is... this is Becca.
Becca, this is Faiza
and Cedric and Megan.
Megan and I, we were together for a bit.
Is the abridged version, just like that?
You two coming in or what?
Nice to meet you.
Good seeing you, Megan.
I don't even want to
hear you guys say it.
Listen, if we knew that he was going
to be here I would have warned you.
This is a serious pattern,
I am regressing.
Last year I was in college and I was Chris's
fiance and I drank wine in restaurants.
And now I am at home all day in
my underwear, and I'm nobody's nothing,
and I can't even get into a bar.
What is happening to me?
I am going backwards!
I am Benjamin Button-ing!
He moved on, so what, so can you.Rate this script:5.0 / 1 vote
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