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Monster Family
David Safier
2017		Hot, hot, hot! Ow, sun, sun. Oh, no. Okay, then. On your marks. It's not unusual to be loved by anyone It's not unusual to have fun with anyo...Rate it:

(5.00 / 4 votes)
The Blind Side
John Lee Hancock
2009		There's a moment of orderly silence before a football play begins. Players are in position, linemen are frozen, and anything is possible. Then...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
The Other Side of Midnight
Sidney Sheldon
1977		Noelle. Costa. How are you? I'm all right. I have decisions to make. But I need certain facts. Certain assurances from you about... about t...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Adam Herz
2005		Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Black Mountain Side
Nick Szostakiwskyj
2014		Here it is, trying to buy the pot. Here he goes. Buying the pot. -He doesn't have enough to buy it. -Buying the pot. What do you got? Let's s...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Dark Horse
Todd Solondz
2011		[electric volts] Hi, I'm kid sister and I'm stackin' money drinkin' all night got you feelin' right, better get your right hand high yo, girl,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Dark Victory
Casey Robinson
1939		Hello there, is this the house? I've been trying to get you. Michael, do you realize it's 5:30 in the morning? - Who is it, Agatha? - That Mic...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Something's Gotta Give
Nancy Meyers
2003		The sweet, uncomplicated satisfaction of the younger woman. That fleeting age when everything just falls right into place. It's magic time, and...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The American Side
Greg Stuhr
2016		["Follow The Path of The Stars" playing] ? I'll find a better life For you ? ? The stars have said Our love's untrue ? ? And just because We...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Dark Corner
Jay Dratler
1946		- Galt in? - He's in the building someplace. He'll be right back. May I help you? Lieutenant Reeves. Maybe you can help me, if you know anythi...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Family Man
David Diamond
2000		KENNEDY AIRPORT, PAN AM TERMINAL - NIGHT SUPER: AUTUMN, 1987 A line of PASSENGERS about to board a Pan Am flight to London. JACK CAMPBELL, 22,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
There's Something About Mary
Ed Decter
1998		FADE IN: EXT. CUMBERLAND, RHODE ISLAND HIGH SCHOOL - MORNING It's the early 1980's and everyone is arriving at school. We push through the parkin...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation
Tom Kane
2015		1 HUMPHREY: Okay, pups. As we continue on our first family vacation to Alfred Creek Falls, it's time for my infamous animal impressions. (PU...Rate it:

(4.50 / 4 votes)
A Family Thing
Billy Bob Thornton
1996		Now, let me run this by you one more time real slow so you can understand it. If you rent a piece of equipment, you are liable for it if you b...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark
Trevor Noah
2017		Wow. Wow. Oh, wow. What's happening, New York? Yeah! Oh, this is amazing. Thank you for coming out. We're gonna have fun tonight. Welcome t...Rate it:

(4.14 / 7 votes)
A Guy Named Joe
Dalton Trumbo
1943		Off we go Into the wild blue yonder Riding high... It's Pete sandidge's Squadron. I'll bet you he's the best Flyer in the whole world. He's ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Ehren Kruger
2011		Lovingly and VERY difficultly cooked by Bakemstr We were once a peaceful race of intelligent mechanical beings. But then came the war. Between...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
David H. Steinberg
2009		MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Batman: The Dark Knight
Bob Kane
2008		Three of a kind. Let's do this. That's it? Three guys? Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty. Six shares. Don't ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
One Dark Night
Tom McLoughlin
1982		1 - Thank you, thank you. No, no. Please, please, don't, don't. (screaming horrifically) (suspenseful music) - [Captain Lewis] This is Capta...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Super Dark Times
Ben Collins
2017		[heavy breathing] [muttering indistinctly] [moose breathes heavily] Don't let anyone see. Let's do this, motherfucker. Come on. [upbeat rock ...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)
Thor: The Dark World
Christopher Yost
2013		1 ODIN: Long before the birth of light, there was darkness. And from that darkness came the Dark Elves. Millennia ago, the most ruthless of t...Rate it:

(3.60 / 5 votes)
The Dark Knight Rises
Jonathan Nolan
2012		BLACK SCREEN. GORDON (V.O) Harvey Dent was needed. He was everything Gotham has been crying out for. H...Rate it:

(3.50 / 4 votes)
Madea's Big Happy Family
Tyler Perry
2011		Byron! I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. I don't get sick ever. I don't never get sick. - You know that. - Well, thank you for ...Rate it:

(3.21 / 14 votes)

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