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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Is This Goodbye, Charlie Brown?
Charles M. Schulz
1983		Make one move toward this blanket, you stupid beagle... ...and I'll pull down your window shades. You're not fooling anybody, beagle. One more ...Rate it:

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It Was a Short Summer, Charlie Brown
Charles M. Schulz
1969		Come on, Sally. It's time to go to school. - Not for me. - What do you mean not for you? I went yesterday. But Mom made a lunch for you and pa...Rate it:

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It's Magic, Charlie Brown
Charles M. Schulz
1981		All you do is eat and sleep. l want you to get some education. Here's my library card. Why don't you go down there and take out a few books? l...Rate it:

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It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Tyler A. Craft
1966		[The movie starts with Linus and Lucy exiting their house, Linus finds an Apple on the ground, picks it up, and takes a bite, then throws it in the...Rate it:

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Life Is a Circus, Charlie Brown
Charles M. Schulz
1980		[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE] [GRUNTING] [WHIMPERS] [GIBBERING] [SNOOPY YELPS] Have you heard the good news, Chuck? There's a circus in...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Lucknow Central
Aseem Arora
2017		1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...Rate it:

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Lucy Must Be Traded, Charlie Brown
Charles M. Schulz
2003		Why are you standing up there, Charlie Brown? Memories, Linus. My pitcher's mound may be covered with snow, but the memories are still there....Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012		When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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Original Kings of Comedy
Cedric the Entertainer
2000		Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...Rate it:

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Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
John Davies
2011		BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...Rate it:

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South Central
Stephen Milburn Anderson
1992		What up, niggers? - Yo! - What's up? What's up, Deuce? Deuce! Get your ass down here, man. What's up? Get in here, man! Hey, what's up? De...Rate it:

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The Comedy of Terrors
Richard Matheson
1963		My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... "In wine is truth!" Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! If you could or would for one brief mome...Rate it:

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The Dramatics: A Comedy
Kat Foster
2015		1 - Are you ready? - - Give me a sec. - You're ready now? - I said give me a sec. That was one second. Very funny. Hi. Hi. Hello. Okay, yea...Rate it:

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The Education of Charlie Banks
Peter Elkoff
2007		All right. Make it two. Make it two. (steam hissing) (horns honking) Man: I haven't got all day! Children chanting: Hubies! Hubies! Hubies! H...Rate it:

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The King of Comedy
Paul D. Zimmerman
1982		FADE IN: 1EXT: MIDTOWN MANHATTAN STREETS - DAY Behind the opening credits, we watch a montage of RUPERT PUPKIN making his daily rounds as a mes...Rate it:

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The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine
Barry Levinson
1971		Achtung! Britisher Ship! Prepare to fire! Fire torpedo eins! Thank you. Just one more, thank you. Thank you. One more, please. Thank you. Qui...Rate it:

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The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman: The Making of 'The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman'
Unknown
2014		Hi, Bill. I knocked. You know, there's no answer or I thought, you know, you drowned or something. Sorry, I didn't drown. I'm just having a bat...Rate it:

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The Truth About Charlie
Jonathan Demme
2002		The queen of Sheba | will soon come crashing down... Daddy was just a girl in disguise. Oh. Excusez-moi, monsieur. | Merci. - Whoa. Attendez. ...Rate it:

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Welcome to Central Jail
Benny P. Nayarambalam
2016		1 IN 1990 - ONE NIGH Please cover! No.10 - Kesavan! Your wife delivered a baby! A baby boy! - Let it dawn. I shall take you there. - Ok, sir. ...Rate it:

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What Changed Charlie Farthing
David Pursall
1978		ScriptRate it:

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You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown
Charles M. Schulz
1972		You're elected, Charlie Brown You're the biggest head in town Tell me, how do you like it now? Sally: I'm never going to school again. I've had it...Rate it:

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