
Lucy Must Be Traded, Charlie Brown
- Year:
- 2003
- 22 min
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(0.00 / 0 votes)Why are you standing
up there, Charlie Brown?
Memories, Linus.
My pitcher's mound may
be covered with snow,
but the memories
are still there.
Happy times, huh?
Some of my
happiest memories.
But what about
all the games we lost?
lt was the fault
of my right fielder.
lt was always my right fielder.
Are we
going to have
a baseball team
again this year?
Yes, but we weren't
going to tell you.
We were all hoping that
you wouldn't find out,
because we all know
that you're the worst player
in the history of the game.
Put me down
for right field.
Well, how does
our ball field look
this year,
Charlie Brown?
l think our groundskeeper
is doing a good job.
The infield
looks great,
and the grass
in the outfield has
never looked better.
l think it's because
we have a new
automatic sprinkler system.
My pitcher's mound looks great.
And our new scoreboard
will keep track
of the games we win this year.
Then all we have
to worry about
is the sound system.
The sound system?
This year, let's try
to get the ball over the plate,
you blockhead!
The sound system
is still working.
l think our team
is in trouble
this year, Charlie Brown.
We're weak
at every position.
Except for right field.
She's exceptionally cute.
Our right fielder
is completely hopeless.
But cute.
l need your
advice, manager.
Since this is our
first day of practice,
what do you think
l should do
with all the money
l'll be getting
for playing ball
this year?
We don't get any money
for playing baseball.
We don't?
Nope. We don't
get a thing.
Well, one
of our players
gets a little something.
Okay, Lucy, stand way back there
by those bushes.
l'm going to hit you a fly ball.
Try to get it back
as fast as you can.
Catch it, Lucy!
Catch it!
lt's in here someplace.
lt's not very easy
playing right field.
Okay, everybody, listen up.
This season, we're going
to emphasize speed.
We're going to have
a real running team this year.
and steal more bases.
We're going to run, run, run!
We're going to be the runningest
team in the league.
lt's going to be go, go, go!
lt's going to...
l can't stand it.
All right.
Let's not have any
of that fancy one-handed stuff.
The only way to
play baseball right
is to use two hands.
And a good set of teeth.
Hey, manager!
lt's too windy
to practice today.
Don't be ridiculous.
Just because your cap blows off,
it doesn't mean it's windy.
Now, that's windy.
Remember, if a fly ball
comes your way,
don't forget to allow
for the wind.
l'm working on it.
Hey, garbage head,
strike this guy out!
You're not supposed
to insult your own pitcher.
Why can't you yell
something encouraging?
Come on, Charlie Brown!
You can do it!
You can do it!
No, he can't.
Come on,
Charlie Brown.
The game is starting.
You're supposed
to be pitching.
l can't pitch knowing
Lucy is in right field.
She's out there, just waiting
to do something stupid.
She drives me crazy.
l'll get you
a drink of water.
l know she's out there.
l can't look.
She's out there, isn't she?
Here, Charlie Brown.
A drink of water
will calm your nerves.
Thank you.
lt's just what l need.
See? l'm hardly shaking.
l'm pretending Lucy
isn't even around.
Okay, let's get
this show on the road.
Our first game is Monday,
and l can't sleep.
l'm a nervous wreck.
l can't sleep.
the errors l'm liable to make.
l'm no catcher.
l'm a piano player.
lt's 2:
00, and l'm still awake.l wonder if any of the others
on the team
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