The King of Comedy
- PG
- Year:
- 1982
- 109 min
- 1,523 Views
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1EXT:
MIDTOWN MANHATTAN STREETS - DAYBehind the opening credits, we watch a montage of RUPERT
PUPKIN making his daily rounds as a messenger delivering
manila envelopes and packages to various New York offices,
always courteous and polite in his demeanor, PUPKIN is an
attractive-looking young man just past thirty and dressed
in a stylish blue suit, broad tie and wide-collared shirt.
His shoes are neatly polished, his hair carefully groomed.
As the montage continues, we see that he has finished his
deliveries and is walking rapidly towards his destination.
It turns out to be a television theater north of Times
Square whose marquee announces THE JERRY LANGFORD SHOW.
It is dusk and the show is about to break. There is a
very small crowd already positioned at the stage door --
a few young girls, a few curious passers-by who have
stopped to see who will emerge. Three professional
autograph hunters are clustered together:
MAE, a lady in her sixties, wears a red velvet dress, a
lace hat and much too much rouge.
SIDNEY is in his mid-twenties, tall, badly-complexioned,
slicked hair but otherwise neatly dressed. He carries
a brown lunch bag.
CELESTE is an enormously fat woman in her mid-thirties.
She wears a large cape to conceal her obesity.
A middle-aged MAN, dressed in a corduroy suit, emerges
from the backstage door which is guarded by a large,
white-haired POLICEMAN. The non-professionals in the
crowd just peer at the MAN but MAE immediately steps in
front of him with her autograph book raised.
MAE:
(to the MAN)
Are you somebody?
MAN:
No, honey, I'm just a working stiff.
The MAN keep walking and MAE returns to her cohorts
just as PUPKIN arrives.
MAE:
Hi, Rupert.
CELESTE:
(coolly)
Hello, Rupert.
SIDNEY:
Who did you get?
PUPKIN:
(distractedly)
Nobody.
PUPKIN carefully places himself near the door, a step or
two away from the other professionals.
MAE:
(to SIDNEY)
I got Mr. Raf Vallone outside 21.
CELESTE:
(to SIDNEY about PUPKIN)
He'd never tell you anyway, Sidney.
MAE:
Then I got him again at the
Pierre at four o'clock.
SIDNEY:
Be a dear, Mae. I don't happen
to have Mr. Vallone.
MAE:
You know what I want for him.
SIDNEY:
But I have only six Barbra's left.
You know how difficult she is to
work with.
MAE:
I don't have her even once.
CELESTE:
(to MAE)
Maybe Rupert would help you.
PUPKIN shoots a hostile glance back at CELESTE.
SIDNEY:
Would you do that, Rupert? You don't
feel about Barbra the way I do.
MAE:
I'll give you Mr. Burt Reynolds too.
CELESTE:
(needling RUPERT)
Look, Sidney, Rupert doesn't do
that sort of thing.
SIDNEY:
How about it, Rupert? I'll give
you whoever you want.
SIDNEY starts pulling little white cards out of his paper
bag and reading them off.
SIDNEY:
Rodney Dangerfield ... Richard
Harris ... Liza Minelli ... and
she's not so easy to work with
either ... Louise Lasser!
CELESTE:
You're wasting your time.
PUPKIN has been trying to remain apart from the other
three. Finally he turns to SIDNEY.
PUPKIN:
Look, Sidney. I'm just not
interested. This isn't my
whole life, you know.
CELESTE:
What's that supposed to mean --
that it's my whole life, or
Sidney's or Mae's?
MAE:
It is so my whole life.
CELESTE:
Shut up, Mae. What about your
mother? Isn't she part of
your life?
MAE:
It's her whole life too.
The show breaks. The doors swing open and people pour out.
The crowd around the backstage door swells.
POLICEMAN:
(to the crowd)
If you want Jerry's autograph, give
me your piece of paper and I'll
send it backstage.
A number of people in the crowd hand in pieces of paper.
PUPKIN is standing next to a young couple, about college
age. The YOUNG GIRL has just sent in her paper.
PUPKIN:
(to the GIRL)
What are you going to do with
Jerry's autograph?
YOUNG GIRL:
I don't know. Maybe I'll sell it.
BOYFRIEND:
I'll tell you what she's going to
do with it. She's going to pin
it on her bulletin board and
have an orgasm.
The YOUNG GIRL laughs unself-consciously.
CUT TO:
LANGFORD's limousine waits directly in front of the stage
door. MAE has engaged the CHAUFFEUR who stands at the
door of the car in conversation.
CHAUFFEUR:
(wearily)
No, Mae.
MAE:
I don't mean now.
CHAUFFEUR:
No, Mae.
MAE:
I'll get right out.
The CHAUFFEUR, smiling, shakes his head.
CUT TO:
A plain-looking GIRL in a black raincoat and black, floppy
hat stands on the street side of the limousine,
carefully watching MAE and the CHAUFFEUR talk.
CUT TO:
MAE:
But I've never been in one.
We hear a cry as a celebrity emerges from the backstage
door. MAE turns and goes back towards the door.
CUT TO:
The POLICEMAN is handing out the autographs. Suddenly
LANGFORD emerges, flanked by three PAGES, husky young men
in their early twenties dressed in theater uniforms.
There is screaming and some yelling of LANGFORD's name.
LANGFORD pays no attention. Smiling nervously, he makes
his way towards the limousine. The CHAUFFEUR stands at
the rear of the car, holding the door. LANGFORD enters
the car and then suddenly springs back. The GIRL in the
black raincoat and black hat has hidden herself in the
back seat of the limousine. The three PAGES, who have
already turned and headed back toward the theater, hear
the commotion and swing around. The GIRL, who we shall
come to know as MARSHA, hides herself in the far end of
the limo, so two of the PAGES go around to the far side
of the car and start pulling her out while the third PAGE
moves into the limo from the street side. She fights
like a wildcat, but the PAGES slowly manage to drag her
out. During the struggle, LANGFORD stands amid the crowd,
a bit shaken. PUPKIN stands next to him, staring at him.
When finally catches LANGFORD's eye, PUPKIN smiles
pleasantly.
PUPKIN:
(to LANGFORD who
barely listens)
How the hell did that girl get in
there? Jesus, they certainly
don't give you very good protection,
do they?
LANGFORD says nothing, glancing nervously at PUPKIN.
PUPKIN:
Look at you here. Who the hell
is watching you? Any one of
these freaks could just walk
right up to you and do whatever
he wants.
A couple YOUNG GIRLS are pressing against LANGFORD.
FIRST GIRL:
Oh, Jerry. How can we get to
talk to you?
PUPKIN:
Just a minute. This is crazy.
PUPKIN straightens up for action.
PUPKIN:
(yelling at the crowd)
Okay! Stand back!
PUPKIN wades through the crowd towards the limousine,
pushing SIDNEY and MAE among others out of the way.
LANGFORD follows in the path PUPKIN is clearing.
PUPKIN:
Didn't you hear me?!? Come on,
people, have a heart.
The PAGES have succeeded in pulling the GIRL out of the
far door of the limo just as PUPKIN and LANGFORD arrive
at the near door. The CHAUFFEUR has been blocked by the
crowd from opening the door so PUPKIN opens it.
PUPKIN:
Stand back! (To LANGFORD) Go ahead,
Jerry.
LANGFORD slips in quickly. He looks up at PUPKIN who is
holding the door, smiling pleasantly.
LANGFORD:
Thanks. Thanks very much.
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