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Russell Howard
2009		(# Kasabian: Club Foot) (Cheering) Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome to the stage... Russell Howard! (Cheering) Hello! Well! Well, wel...Rate it:

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Mark Weisbrot
2009		Right. Something I never knew it. . . I know that there are dictators around the world. . . but you knew that some dictators today. . . appare...Rate it:

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Isabelle
1976		BLACK FIGHTER (to cornerman) ...I'm gonna bust his head wide open! CORNERMAN (lackluster) ...Ya waltzin' -- Give the suckers some...Rate it:

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Unknown
2007		PRIVATE SECURITY - Coffee's ready. - Thanks. You want it now but you never call me. I've called. Give it to me. Don't. It doesn't come off....Rate it:

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Eugene Jarecki
2012		A Gorsky Film Studios Production, Moscow Screenplay: I. Olshansky Direction: L. Kulidjanov, Yu. Segel Camera: V. Shumsky Sets: V. Bogomolov ...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and tha...Rate it:

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Joe Gayton
2008		Six o'clock. -Go dark. -Copy that. Keep it tight. No sound. Get down! Get down! -On your knees! -Get down! Jamal Al Din. Where is Jamal Al ...Rate it:

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Thierry Jonquet
2011		THE SKIN I LIVE IN Help me with the dumbwaiter. Open it. Take this. Marilia, are you there? Yes. Send up more sackcloth and double-sided tap...Rate it:

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Charles Schnee
1948		I knew that tire had to go. You talk too much. - Please, mister, please. - Uh-uh. Yeah. - Now what? - Now to get to that brother of yours. -...Rate it:

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Tim Minchin
2007		I am so fucking rock I am so Goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I am so fucking rock I am so Goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I a...Rate it:

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William Friedkin
1985		1 I believe that in both spirit and substance... ...our tax system has come to be un-American. Death and taxes may be inevitable, but unjust ...Rate it:

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Gustavo Ron
2010		Recording! Don't look at me, this was your idea. Today is January the seventh. This is my first diary entry. This is a video-book, and everyth...Rate it:

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Larry Gross
2004		You want a drink? I think we're out of beer. - We out of beer? - You're empty. - I'll go get some. - I'll go. - No, I'll go. I don't care. -...Rate it:

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Maxwell Anderson
1934		1 Christ is risen from the dead, trampling down death by death. And upon those in the tomb. Bestowing life. When I will come to see you. Rapi...Rate it:

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Gene Towne
1937		My dear lady, each day, for the last couple of months... this policeman is a walking right past my fruit stand. Then, he's a turn around... he...Rate it:

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