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Robert Redlin
1990		I WONDER WHERE I'LL BE TOMORROW. I WONDER WHY I DIDN'T STAY WHERE I WAS A WEEK AGO AND A THOUSAND MILES FROM HERE. I WONDER WHETHER I SHOUL...Rate it:

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Stephen Vincent Benet
1952		"Yes, Dan'I Webster's dead, or at least theY buried him. "But everY time there's a thunderstorm around Marshfield, "theY saY You can hear his r...Rate it:

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Tinto Brass
1967		Pop, the 12th one. Open. - May I open? - Open. Is he your husband, madam? Ok, Pop. He died instantly, miss Burroughs. By a concussion. So ...Rate it:

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Spike Lee
2014		Church, let's bow our heads for a brief prayer for our recently departed Bishop Enoch. - He's in a better place now. - Pray for his lovely fami...Rate it:

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Vincent Lawrence
1942		Hey, make up your mind. Do you want to bet or don't you? Shut up. You want the cops to hear you, you mug? Go on, you four-flusher. Is this as ...Rate it:

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Carlo Allen
2015		1 Come on, it's my turn. - It's my turn. - I don't care, you've had it forever. You're not playing fair! Don't be a sore loser. If you cannot...Rate it:

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Jacob Hendriks
2011		When? -What does it matter? When you weren't at home! What CD is that? - It's just this... We played this at my mum and dad's funeral. You wer...Rate it:

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Henry Farrell
1964		This house, this plantation, this whole damned parish belonged to my family before your people stepped aboard the stinking cattle boats that b...Rate it:

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Unknown
2017		1 You start now when Andy steps in. You mean me... I step in. You are being Andy in this movie. I know, but you talk like I'm not standing her...Rate it:

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Jeannie Gaffigan
2018		1 BOY: That's Mom and Dad. [hip-hop music] MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, Jim Gaffigan! [cheers and applause] Thank you! Thank you so much. Th...Rate it:

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Tim Burns
2015		1 Welcome to turkey hollow, The turkey capital of the world! Turkey hollow is a quaint little town, Nestled right in the Podunk section Of t...Rate it:

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Jim Jefferies
2014		1 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage Mr. Jim Jefferies! Hello! Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. Thank you, B...Rate it:

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Jim Jefferies
2009		Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jim Jefferies. Hey. How are you doing? What a nice little start. My name's Jim, I'm from Australia, but I've been ...Rate it:

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Jim Jefferies
2018		Hello, London! That's my town. Uh... This is my second home. I lived here for ten years. I love London. I actually recorded a couple of spec...Rate it:

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Jim Norton
2017		1 First of all, thank you so much for doing this. I know you're busy. I was kind of embarrassed to ask you. What do you need, exactly? Becaus...Rate it:

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Douglas Morrow
1951		Ladies and gentlemen, the honorable Roy J. Turner, Governor of the State of Oklahoma. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here this evening ...Rate it:

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Chris Chuang
2016		1 I was in my office at work and I got a call from an international number. I always an... Through the last three years, when it was an inter...Rate it:

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Henri-Pierre Roché
1962		You told me: "I love you." I told you: "Wait." I almost said: "Yes." You said: "Go." JULES AND JIM With the Little SABINE HAUDEPIN With And...Rate it:

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Craig Roberts
2015		(Door opening) (Man whistling) (Footsteps approaching) (Lighter clicking on) (Lit cigarette crackling) (Slow exhale) (Footsteps retreating) ...Rate it:

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Mike Leigh
1990		Alright Suzi are you ready? Just a little bit that way darling, that's it Ok after four One, two, three, four Stretch Yeah Round, stretch ...Rate it:

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Don Hertzfeldt
1997		1 Geez, I don't even know where to begin. I just can't figure out men. Remember how in first grade, little boys would chase little girls arou...Rate it:

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Jim Strouse
2005		Sorry are you going towards uhh... Hey. Hi, Tim. Jimmy! Oh my goodness. Donald! Jimmy's here. What? It's Jim. Come here, let mom look at you...Rate it:

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John Paxton
1944		I remember you as a noisy little fellow, son. All of a sudden, you get quiet. Is your book of answers lost, or are you waiting for your lawyer? ...Rate it:

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Keisuke Yoshida
2013		1 We've really never met? I swear I've seen you before Oh, you're a celebrity? No, I'm not Really? I feel there must be something Okay, your...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

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